Wazert

Wazert

@wazert.bsky.social

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BREAKING: Donald Trump has replaced JD Vance as Vice President with Flávio Bolsonaro in an effort to boost midterm turnout among Miami housewives who’ve had Covid more than 15 times.

power is stored in the ass (the father of the legs)

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Trump: The fake news only covered the ass part. They said 'what the hell was Trump doing talking about a man's anatomy? He was talking about his ass.' I studied his ass to see where the power came from

Glad that the guy in charge of our nukes finds turning a key, pulling a string, or pushing a button to be far too complicated a task

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I buy a lot of farm equipment. I have clubs all over the place. And I'd always want really old equipment before they destroyed it with all the crap they put on. You have to go to MIT to learn how to turn on a lawnmower. You have to become a doctor of science."

My boss told me I need to start running my work by AI before implementing anything. Of course I won't be doing that. Or I will and let it break things. I haven't decided yet.

conservatives getting super mad at Obama for making a cheesecake factory joke that they didn't get has made the joke a whole lot funnier

Wazert reposted

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

Ken Plume@kenplume.bsky.social

Unbelievable loss. An amazing talent, and just a really, really good person. www.instagram.com/p/De8RFy4pyov/

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this is unreal. Dude was already a legend, cemented with the VA greats. god damn this news.

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social

Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46, his family confirms in new Instagram post.

I can't believe Obummer made fun of the Cheesecake Factory! Also something about Saddam Husseen (am I saying that correctly?) I dunno who that even is

saw a Skyrim mod that lets you bury your face in a cat's furry belly this cures all diseases, restores you to full health, magic, and stamina, and gives you a buff that doubles the gold you find for the next 24 ingame hours

I'm not linking it because they used some skimpy armor in their screenshots, but it's called Cat Huffing if you're interested

We named everyone in our Oregon Trail families after each other and would show each other their gravestones and what they died to. I drowned while fording so many rivers.

Americans who went to school in the 90s: did you play Oregon Trail? Did EVERYONE play Oregon Trail? I keep seeing it come up and wonder if it was truly that prevalent