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Maybe they could add a Nobel War Prize

artlust.substack.com/p/vivek-rama... Explainer!

Having a cold/flu, feeling like shit, staying home, padding around the house in slippers, drinking hot tea: kinda fuckin slaps

Ethan Klein dressing up his wife and mistress as Thing 1 and Thing 2 while he was Cat in the Hat for Halloween and knowing his wife didn't know is a level of evil that almost enters the same zip code as his wife leaving a desk job to terrorize Palestinians

Melania has brokered peace between Russia and Ukraine. Definitely a contender for the Nobel Peace Prize.

JELLO CEO FRED BUTTERSCOTCH SAYS HE BELIEVES MOST PEOPLE WILL WORK IN LARGE VATS OF PUDDING BUILDING PUDDING POPS WITH PUDDING BRAINS

No no no, conTENT. I strive to create a feeling of contentment.

So now we know that one Scaramucci = 2 Zacharias.

Elizabeth Holmes looks like a child’s drawing of a face.

It’s so funny that Trump wants to memorialize the US humiliation in Iran with a massive commemorative arch

Excellent thread.

I am in Cap Haitien interviewing people deported from the United States. I have been doing this kind of work for almost a decade and it literally does not get more dire than this. People have lost everything they built in the U.S. and are terrified and have no place to go or way to live.

My parents were blue collar workers who betrayed their fellow workers to kiss management’s ass, my parents’ parents kissed management’s ass, my parents’ parents’ parents kissed management’s ass. Our family will NEVER vote for a Democrat.

Blue collar trump supporters are like those anti-union douchebags who kiss management's ass hoping for scraps while they throw their coworkers under the bus. Narcs, asskissers, phonies. Delusionally thinking sucking up to power will make them powerful.

This woman is such a badass. “I did the math” - Low-T Pete could not comprehend such courage and strategic fighting.

Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."

Amazing that this entire article doesn't once mention the bug-eyed freak who's supposedly in charge of the whole agency.

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israel committing a holocaust: IRONIC 🤣

AI sucks ass. The public hates it and 95% of big corporate efforts to increase productivity with AI fail, per this article. But there's a vision. A promise! To put everyone out of work, drench the world in regurgitated slop, and create a Torment Nexus.

I don't watch the Olympics to see a fair competition. I want to see some kind of super mutant throw a 16-pound hammer into the face of god

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Starting to think these microorganisms are not so beneficial after all

Billionaire Kevin O'leary says two people fighting against data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out it's just two locals and they make a hilarious video calling him out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDy6...

Mapquest has entered the chat.

Why is "Lake America" the SMALLEST of the great lakes? It's not even so great! I don't want a tiny, flaccid lake in America's name. This is pathetic!

Ratcliffe is a MAGA clown who would be better served visiting the Oval Office to explain, in single-syllable words and simple pictures, that Trump is getting his ass handed to him by Iran.

The American mind could never comprehend such an enabling and accommodating system of transportation. 📍Finland 🇫🇮

A massive flash flood in the Himalayan border areas of Nepal and ‌China's Tibet. Initial report say it may have been caused by a glacial lake rupture.

Quote skeet with a game released in the year you were born

If you really, REALLY love someone you don’t mind the sickly sweet smell of their incontinent diarrhea

Cratering the US into debt while everything gets worse and worse.

Ingenious.

Jon Ossoff, speaking truth to the loathsome piece of shit and his incompetent sycophants.

Rethinking this

The real reason MAGA is in a pretend-fury over this is Ossoff stripped bare the realities of Trump's sunsetting and showed how his emotional state depends on someone less than 1/2 his age handing him pieces of paper with complimentary tweets printed on them in big letters.

Have the geniuses who want to replace my F-150 with solar panels considered what happens during an ECLIPSE OF THE SUN

He’s in the pocket of Big Iron Lung.

cool we finally discovered what the military equivalent of bankrupting a casino is