randomizer dad

"fun fact" no. i get to decide whether it's fun or not. do not emotionally manipulate me

Belmont... French for "Belhill" twitch.tv/weffjebster Part 3 of my first play of Belmont's Curse. Castlevania style this time. And also the last two times

Wow. Big play from Josh Jacobs with all he's had to overcome.

Part to of my CASTLEVANIA: BELMONT'S CURSE playthrough! I mean two. Part two twitch.tv/weffjebster Prob gonna head to Drac's castle today. Or maybe fuck around and grind levels. you'll have to tune in to find out

Had to teach my personal trainer what a metroidbrainia is today, bonus round he also did not know what metroidvanias were, DOUBLE BONUS he had never heard of metroid or castlevania

Belmont. French for "beautiful mont" twitch.tv/weffjebster Castlevania: Belmont's Curse! Part 1 of a first playthrough. I don't care that you think it sucks or why

stoner ghost getting charged with possession of marijuana

final fantasy resonance ... out today. final fantasy mystic quest... also out today twitch.tv/weffjebster

I LOVE BUGS I LOVE TO EAT BUGS AND PUT THEM IN VARIOUS DISHES AND CONDIMENTS #makeweffskeet

OUT FOR BLOOD! Elizabeth Holmes comes to FORTNITE!

Echo Weaver. Platformer metroidbrainia. Apart from a coupla bugs, a VERY good game. A great ratio of reveals to deduction. I wonder if this could have just had normal upgrades for more classic metroidvania gameplay, but I can see it both ways. Well-crafted setting and a fun mystery. #whatsweffplayin

Apparently the ultimate question is "how many points can you score in a football game and still lose" twitch.tv/weffjebster SMRPG RANDO NOW. MORE STUFF LATER

Snot Satterfield

Tim Allen does Comfort Eagle at karaoke as a contractual obligation for his selling out of his peers #makeweffskeet

You have put me at 25hp. But I only need one. Also I'm a masochist #makeweffskeet

I call it cryzo ironspinner because it makes me tear up with joy twitch.tv/weffjebster kaizo ironspinner for a bit more stuff later let's go fuck yeah corporate america

would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on

smrpg! randomizer! Gall dang! twitch.tv/weffjebster

good LORD i'm back twitch.tv/weffjebster Playin' some Final Fantasy Six Beyond Chaos Randomizer........... for the ho's

"Walking simulators"? Oh, you mean

Feeling old yet? Scribdoon was thirty seconds ago

malort: Overhated

calzone twitch.tv/weffjebster a calzone ffxii the zodiac age open world randomizer, and that's what's up

ooooo i should be doing something else rn twitch.tv/weffjebster Worlds Collide Randomizer! Dragon hunt! Oh no!

# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,

man they're letting 'em make new months now? sports betting is out of control

it's the first of october today twitch.tv/weffjebster Spicy Mycena Waffles!!! Mawio!!!

the legend of zelda... randomized twitch.tv/weffjebster z1r zoner zwunner zeld zoltan

i do not understand the passage of time twitch.tv/weffjebster the zodiac age randomizer. I might not finish probably but it's about the vibes and experience rather than the outcome. live your life according to your own rules

My morning commute sucks but seeing it plastered with billboards blasting Trump and Republicans... Does make it a bit less soul crushing

i swore an oath that day that i would go to the gym twitch.tv/weffjebster pokemon fire red leaf green kaizo ironmon. we've got nothing to lose

who made this map. a computer. for fuck's sake twitch.tv/weffjebster Final Fantasy Randomizer. ... indeed...

staring at a guitar, wanting to buy it, realizing i don't practice guitar and i really suck at it and a guitar of this quality would be wasted on me but still staring hehehe. low stock. Can this thing sell out so I don't make a stupid decision

she plunder my trollshaws til i flashback

i've had a REALLY good day. let's ruin it twitch.tv/weffjebster super mario rpg rando v9 :) let's. go. frick

@scott satterfield www.indeed.com

satterfieldposting... Imminent?

happy friday, it's SECRET OF MANA MONDAY twitch.tv/weffjebster you are more than your corporeal form. You are the centerpiece of a monument to your own divinity

I guess I'm starting a count for "I have already seen the cincinnati coffee tiktok" just like Jeffpardy and Tetris for Jeff

worlds collide randomizer: but what if everything was like kinda the sameish twitch.tv/weffjebster i haven't really decided what this means yet

This open-world metroidbrainia looks so cool!

i fw can't hold us (ft ryan lewis) and always have

streamin' is my JAM!!! Yeah falcon dive. final fantasy iv, pixel remaster, PR, FF4, final fantasy twitch.tv/weffjebster we're starting with rydia if you even care

seeing all-caps takes about "learn to enjoy things relative to their release date" and how about i don't :)