Whingy Welshman

Extorting Marines with cancer to own the libs.

Pretty simple rule: if you don't look like his daughter Ivanka and don't dress like you're trying to attract him and don't smile at him with your whole face whenever he's looking at you and even when he's *not* looking at you, you'll be fired. This is North Korean dictator shit.

"Ex-Reform councillors, sir, hundreds of 'em."

Donald Trump is betraying Ukraine and the USA and violating his own Russian sanctions to buy oil from Russia because he’s terrified of losing the midterms because he’s in the Epstein Files over a million times.

I am directing the State Threat Assessment Center to actively monitor the situation in the event that foreign actors interpret the President’s remarks as an invitation to target California.

This is the proper use of a Freedom of Information request.

The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.

Happy to help translate trump bullshit for you.

If you are in charge of designing Space Force uniforms, you have three tasks before you: ❌️ Do NOT make it look like Star Wars ❌️ Do NOT make it look like Star Trek ❌️ Do NOT make it look like the SS How do you fail ALL THREE OF THESE so spectacularly in a single uniform?

HOLY SHIT LITERALLY THE EMPIRE FROM STAR WARS

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If no other picture survives Reform UK conference this year, let it be this one. It is a teachable moment. #ReformAssault #Fascism

I thought Benny Hill was dead.

The Big Business Establishment that funds Reform and Farage's elite lifestyle?

When I said I wanted something to distract attention from the £5 million gift, I didn't mean this.

At some point today, Lee Anderson will complain about people complaining about Farage complaining about people complaining.

So true 👇

(SAMPLE) One of my favorites from the archive (click below to enlarge):

Trump still can't open an umbrella, struggles to get down stairs of Bribe Force One

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Today the Islamic Republic of Iran essentially declared that Donald Trump is too mentally deranged and pathologically deceitful to negotiate with... so they won't. And you know what? They're right. That's a normal, rational, adult position. So why don't we see it inside the US?

I’ve studied his comb over extensively. It has taken a sharp decline in the past two months, even for his standards. 2 months ago:

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