Local Man

Local Man

@whoabot.wtf

fight the good fight, drink the good booze. detroit sports talker abouter/dumb joke maker. #LGRW #OnePride

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🖕 mike babcock

Winged Wheel Podcast@wingedwheelpodcast.com

🚨 RED WINGS WIN 🐙 🏒 MICHAL POSTAVA: LEGEND - SAVES THE GAME IN OT, STOPS McDAVID, DRAISAITL, & RNH IN THE SHOOTOUT IN HIS 1ST CAREER START 🏒 UPSET THE OILERS 🏒 ARVIDSSON OUTSTANDING ONCE AGAIN 🏒 LARKIN LATE TYING GOAL 🏒 1C EMMITT FINNIE SCORES AGAIN 🏒 RAYMOND 2🍎 #LGRW

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline
@babadooknukem.bsky.social

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

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of course noted panther fan and florida man mike rogers doesn’t have anything meaningful to say about the Detroit Hockey Red Wings

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social

Republicans Don’t Know Ball Update: A hockey blogger asked the two Michigan Senate candidates for statements on the Red Wings. Rogers: blah blah Michigan loves the Red Wings El-Sayed: angry rant about how the cheap owners MUST pay Detroit’s young star defenseman octopusthrower.com/what-each-mi...

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El-Sayed’s comments lead me to believe two things: 1. As an online millennial and Red Wings fan, there is a nonzero chance he was at least semi familiar with classic Red Wings Twitter™️ 2. If 1 is true, there is also a nonzero chance he viewed/reacted to mine and @helmerroids.bsky.social posts

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dipshit Chris Ilitch on goddamn LinkedIn, talking about “I understand fan frustration” and “I’m frustrated too”

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chris ilitch is a perfect example of the apple not only falling too far from the tree, but the apple falling into a car and hitting the gas and driving across the country and ramping off into the Grand Canyon like goddamn Thelma and Louise

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I yelled “shut the fuck up” at the impractical jokers because they came on after dynamite quit being zany while I’m being existentially hyperaware

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I’ve driven by this sign multiple times and there’s never a time I don’t stop and laugh at it

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when you've lost a bunch of weight and can fit into a lot of newer, more fashionable clothes but your favorite basketball shorts are now way too big on you

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Nick Mercadante
@nmercad.bsky.social

I highly recommend listening to Duncan Sheik’s self-titled debut (not just Barely Breathing). But Humming, Daylight and Phantom Moon are all exceptionally beautiful albums. A one hit wonder is often way way more than their one hit - they just refused to settle. RIP to a truly astounding musician.

The Associated Press@apnews.com

Duncan Sheik, the Tony- and Grammy-winning singer-songwriter who crafted the music for "Spring Awakening," has died at 56.

bit.lyDuncan Sheik, Tony- and Grammy-winning 'Spring Awakening' composer and pop star, dies at 56Tony- and Grammy-winning musician Duncan Sheik has died at 56. Sheik died Thursday from organ failure, his mother Suzanne Sheik told The New York Times.
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is there truly anyone whose vote is swayed by an overabundance of political mailers? do people really think sending me three (3) anti el-sayed things on the same day is really going to work?

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it's always the people posting "live like it's september 12th! remember we're all americans!" that are in the comments being brazenly islamophobic

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it's fun to reply to someone going off on some dumb culture war thing they read about online with "I don't care about that. it's weird to care about that." i don't even think the person hollering these stupid points really cares about that. they're just being weird. quit being weird.

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This is my congressional district and this is the funniest goddamn thing imaginable. The Trump endorsed candidate getting blown out in the primary by a guy who suspended his campaign a month ago. Losing the game to someone who’s not even playing anymore is so funny

The Downballot@the-downballot.com

Seems like an upset might be brewing in the GOP primary in #MI08 to take on Dem Rep. Kristen McDonald Rivet. Trump endorsed Amir Hassan, but he currently trails an absolute nobody who suspended his campaign a month ago by a wide margin.

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STEVE YZERMAN, MORE LIKE LEAVE YZERMAN

Winged Wheel Podcast@wingedwheelpodcast.com

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: YZERMAN OUT 🚨 The Detroit Red Wings announce that Steve Yzerman is transitioning out as General Manager & Executive Vice President & into an advisory role. The search for a new GM & POHO is underway. #LGRW Thoughts on Ilitch making the change in Hockeytown? ⤵️

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sitting here howling bc trump has taken the world to the precipice of armageddon to distract from the fact he's in the epstein files, and just when it seems like he has succeeded, melania pops in with a "guys i swear i'm not involved with that epstein guy. remember him? anyway it's nothing"