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Looking like real dogshit

Who EXACTLY did Dane stun, say their names.

Will host SNL. In 1979.

is that the guy with the puppets

Hardcastle and McCormick reboot

I’m stunned he’s still alive

In that I am stunned he’s still relevant enough for a cover photo.

temu david hasselhoff

It really is amazing what they can do with reconstructive surgery these days

Does this make him funnier?

It’s stunning to be reminded that he exists

legitimately thought this was tucker Carlson and not Ryan Reynold's Wario

He’s using the chair incorrectly.

It's like if Nick Swardson grew up to be a Las Vegas magician.

proud of him for finally giving up the steroids

stuns (derogatory)

what in the actual hell is this

Ted Haggard had plastic surgery?

Who?

He looks like Michael Ian Black about to do a bit

So loose it’s not in the dictionary.

I dunno. I stared at it dumbly, mouth agape for a few seconds - I think it qualifies.

Is this the casting announcement to let us know he’ll be playing Princpal Richard Belding in a local theater company’s adaptation of Saved By The Bell?

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It looks like he’s taking a page from Axl Rose and aging into someone’s lesbian aunt

I am stunned

Gotta say... I AM stunned.

That's Murder She Wrote era Wayne Rogers

At least he finally looks his age

idgi he basically just looks like a white guy in his mid 50s, big deal

Was he in some sort of agricultural machine accident?

Richard Jeni?

Bruce McCulloch and Michael Ian Black‘s love child

He did his best

Will Ferrell's accountant brother

Yep. That’s him.

looks like Neil Breen

Internet funnyman Dane Cook!

mercy

@murderxbryan.bsky.social you need to see this

he's got a wedding band on each hand because he can beat off ambidextrously

Does he have two wives?

is his girlfriend old enough to vote yet

Don't say such mean things about Mike.

Where is he in the photo?

What da tuna

Who?

He looks like the dude from Perfect Strangers. The non-Balky one.

Stuns in a bad way People ...who knew People was so shady.

As a formerly handsome man who melted in middle age...

That's Tucker Carlson with too much Botox in his forehead

Dane Cook uses time machine to play a sleazy disco owner on Miami Vice this Friday on NBC!

they colorized an old episode of Suspense and put it on the cover

He looks like Mindy Patinkin's Wario

Did Dane Cook write this?

Cmon man gof damn

Stuns?

By stuns you mean he looks like a skinny Ned Beatty then sure

Joey from Full House shouldn’t have dyed his hair but honestly solid Botox

Love the hair…

Imagine being the 19 year old that wakes up next to Will Barrel over here

First time I've ever seen "stuns" as an autocorrect for "stunk"

Stuns doing a lot of work here

He turned into the Grinch

Like, someone tased him before taking this picture kinda stunned?

Back when his special recipe only had 7 herbs and spices

When it's an adjective describing the noun it's conjugated as "stunned"

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he looks like shit

Who stole his giant bongo?

100% 54 year old looks pretty good, who cares

I did not know all that, I thought he was just a hack celebrity who got old. Carry on then.