Justin

"Get his ass" - Sun Tsu

Life is like a tower defense game I haven't figured out how it works there's so many demons ahhhhhh

Sega genesis was the jazz console

My sister is a tattoo artist so putting ink into blood is fine but I'm weird for putting blood into ink??

People are really walking around acting like your assigned sex at birth is anyone's business, let alone a determinant of what human rights you deserve. Fuck off out of here. Biological determinism and gender essentialism are just phrenology for genitals and their adherents can get in the sea.

Signed a letter with my blood and was a giant baby about it

Shouldn't have eaten that soup

They got pizza spinning on ESPN

Left the soup out overnight

It's my privilege to want to be hit by a bus

There's nothing in life that ah fuck a job?? Nvm

Took all of the 80s to get robocop there's light at the end of every tunnel

It's vitally important we wear adibas tracksuits and dance at anyone holding a briefcase

We need a Chicago mayor who will declare every day a different drinking holiday, and that’s why I’m announcing my write in campaign

Gonna have to switch to weed seltzers run out of cheap beer

Grunge asks what if fists were ears

This small bean

Real art isn't meant to coddle you. It's also not meant to challenge your preconceptions or evoke an emotional response. It's meant to be annoying

It's okay to lose your shit for a week

Would be cool to listen to massive attack in a crowd of people on ecstasy

Possums are not rats they're marsupials

Shower beers are for dancing

Tecate is good beer

Excited to be a drifter with one nice suit

Get drunk wash dishes

Listen to sexy jazz and wash dishes

I don't wear my glasses at home else I'd see the mess

Life is a series of shreks

Hitchhiking 500 miles to deliver a love letter written in your blood is a country album

Whenever I hear a child wailing I feel yeah me too kid

I love moving on and burning the old self

Asked a friend how many times he's signed letters in his blood and he said zero??

Sin Eater making a comeback

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Tortillas are the best bread Bagels 2nd best

Soup on the stove