Wizardman

lol fuck off. Cloud gaming is deader than dead if you think I’m going to pay you 12 bucks to play a game for 50 hours

There are 24 mainline CoD titles since it started in 2003. Who would be interested in a deep-dive of how it’s made? Not the people that play it. They’re not reading. They’re on TikTok watching some howling idiot’s game highlights. These games are chicken nuggets. People don’t wanna think about it—

To the Battlefront

This is my new favorite thing.

Genuinely not sure but I guess it would be Pokemon sapphire. It wasn’t the first or anything but it’s just kind of what comes to mind that it Metroid zero mission as it was the first game I ever actually beat

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They deleted the content so no

I gotta win the lottery or some shit everything is so fucking expensive

Ok but it’s not a start up it’s a established business. There is no fast recovery for Xbox you need smart and careful decisions not fast ones because audiences and studios pay attention and react accordingly

Oh it’s so over

Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.

The biggest thing thing that annoys me about Rockstar fans is that they can’t even really explain what I’m supposed excited for with gta6 for how much they talk it up despite no info. Like it telling me I’m supposed to be impressed by a celebrity because of them being a celebrity.

Sam Neill has announced he is cancer free after 5 years of battling blood cancer. “It’s time I did another movie.”

Genuinely not sure how long it would take for Sony to fix Jim Ryan’s influence

We made it bad this time

It’s a shame Ubisoft sucks at making RPGs a proper historical RPGs are would be great to have more especially since warhorse is clearly going to AI slop and even then seemed unlikely to venture far outside of their region.

The he pS6 will cost 1000+ dollars and have no games still

They say this then you seen 2000 ai assets that left in “accidentally”

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This is likely why something like arc raiders/ helldivers 2/ marvel rivals all managed to be successful even if your a solo player the loss is small beyond time and you can still have fun, if you have friends you have a place to hang out and something to do for a couple of hours.

Every time I ask myself where exactly is all of this money where is all of this money going? I struggle to think of any games where all of this is happening that justifies the price.

However much you hate Tim Sweeney it’s not enough

So if working on fucking fortnite isn’t even enough to save you from getting let go genuinely what fucking option is their that wouldn’t require a crash to reset everything

“This kinda worked for E33 so maybe it will work for us?” Also why would you need the assets in game to explore tone? Like would concept art not solve that issue?

Any day now

You can tell guys like him are not used to anyone who isn’t also a worthless sycophant or a soulless husk

Gonna boot Skyrim and somehow the arrow to the knee will change to the neck

The inevitable pokopia sequel needs to have their big finale for each area more like what I’m assuming is the final story area. Where you build something big with all the Pokemon instead of the kinda lack luster project you do.

Xbox refuses to have a shred of dignity in its death

Ah yes Google knows how to appeal to “players” as shown by their huge success in the gaming space

The not reason I have not swapped over to a Mac or whatever is familiarity but if this true I genuinely have zero reason to keep windows for any reason

Haven’t seen this one yet so I’m ticking off the box

Xenia feels like a project for emulator that everyone who works on it wants it to be used as little as possible.

Smiling friends is ending

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Has Amazon had one single success?

Anyone who believes this is a fool.

they didn’t even move like janky bullshit. no commitment to the bit beyond the costumes

I really hope clockwork revolution is almost done so it doesn’t get saddled with a bunch of Ai slop. After it and fable are out all I need is a rare replay port to literally anything else and Xbox can go away into that good night

I’m stuck in that spot where a game I really want to play is far enough out I need something to fill time but not far enough out for me to start up anything big I know I will drop