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They know what their base cares about (guns, evangelical Christianity, white cultural signifiers) so they performatively defend them relentlessly. Imagine if the Dems ever did the same for like human rights and equality and shit lmfao

The last act of MCCABE AND MRS. MILLER (1971) was happening every night. Hundreds of enterprising casino-cum-brothel owners shot dead in cold blood. The whole district full to the brim with grieving madams bereft over a love they didn’t even think they could feel anymore.

Hollywood spends more than the rest of the world combined on movies every year and yet they have never won a single prize at the Taipei Golden Horse Awards

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Literally why is it bad for Muslims to have brotherhood lmao

why does he look exactly like his dad but without the breathing tubes lmao

Must be fascinating, psychically speaking, to be a never Trump republican. All your (former) colleagues have to offer all day long is gutter racism and your whole thing is “I agree with them 100% on policy, we should just be nicer about messaging.”

Democrats think that if voters view you as extreme, you have to adopt some of your opponent’s positions to seem “moderate” and “rational,” otherwise you can never win The thing is, we have test cases for this. It’s called republicans. They trip over each other to be the most extreme and still win

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Not to Gen X post but the “HO-OHHH” in Born to Run permanently altered my brain chemistry the first time I heard it

Guys are never named some shit like Wilford Brimley anymore. Probably due to woke

Elden Ring didn’t exist when I was born. Now it does

Lottttta basic bitches in the replies coming down on the side of honeycrisps and I gotta ask what it’s like being a marvel movie fan

(President Buttigieg in 2029) Today, it is important that we come together and heal as a country. We have to look forward, not back. Find what we have in common, not what divides us. That’s why we will not be renaming the American Ocean back to the Atlantic Ocean

bro what is the point of "violence is not the path to ending it" literally. how do you think the japanese occupation of korea and china were ended. how do you think slavery was ended. how do you think *gasp* the holocaust was ended. palestinians tried peaceful protest and got their kneecaps shot off

I don’t grieve Nazis but I’m built different ig

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gender studies majors stay the most vindicated americans in history

yeah but we've never had that. all we have are organizations that torture children and migrant laborers and people fleeing crises. and rich people continue to get rich both here and abroad off the trafficking, unimpeded. so maybe your system isn't working and we shouldn't keep trying it.

Ok it’s a decent ad but why is the narration so breathy I feel like I’m watching one of those asmr YouTubers who links to their onlyfans in the description

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imagine anyone caring about someone saying they're a democrat from age 11-21. news media is so dogshit man china deserves to take us over i swear president xi i'll do anything just let me have trains

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Give them their own little theater up top like the restaurant at the end of Ratatouille

How quickly they turn their backs on the movement 😞

Actually kinda beautiful the big man and I were both thinking about this on the same day… we have the same brain disease 🥲

Republicans believe they need to either kill, imprison, or deport everyone who disagrees with them, but if you suggest a hypothetical democratic trifecta government should just pass helpful legislation and not worry about compromising with them, you’re an “ideological extremist”

The fuck is that driveway? Lol

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The Carolinas were named for King Charles! A very nasty king who was very unfair to the Great American Colonists! They should be renamed North and South America! Maryland was named for his French wife Henrietta Maria! Should be renamed America! New York? An English city? Should be New America!

Literally 0% surprising to me anecdotally that atheists and Hispanic Catholics are the most strongly empathetic lmao

God imagine saying this shit about any other demographic. It really is crazy how centrist Dems have just decided trans people and Muslims can be thrown to the wolves to please The Charts. No vision of a humanist, tolerant society. Just “how much do we have to cede to bigots to win”

I don’t believe anyone should be barred from parenthood per se, but if we had a bit more regulation on guys who make their kids call them “sir” I think that would solve a lot of problems

“A good boss only hires people smarter than them” has to be some of the craziest capitalist propaganda we heard growing up. Our most beautiful, untethered billionaire overlords exclusively hire sycophants, asskissers, and bagholders

I think he means superintelligent SI

Remember when Trump said a hurricane was “one of the wettest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of water”? They should’ve given him the Nobel prize in literature then and there. We could’ve avoided this whole second term

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"founder-adjacent" is kinda incredible ngl

Voting in Washington is easy as hell bc the only people who ever make ballot initiatives are psychotic billionaires so all you have to do is vote no on every single one every time

Has there ever been a democrat who tried middle class tax cuts and being tough on crime and immigration? I feel like it’s an untapped well. Definitely worth trying for the next 48 years or so

Does he think property tax is the same as a mortgage. And boomers think only zoomers are illiterate lmao this whole damn country can’t read and doesn’t know what anything means

I do think it’s kinda cool how letting people buy guns is obviously on its face a terrible idea bc they will of course use those guns for violence, but we can’t take all the guns away because they have so many of them and they threaten to use them if we try. It’s a pretty cool predicament

Malcolm gladwell has decided our problem is we have too few articles, when in fact we have too many 😔

Listen no shade, and I’m an atheist so who cares, but I think if you actually believe republicans are meaningfully religious in any way you’re kinda too stupid to participate in society

The guys getting their ass beat in kung fu movies do the sickest fuggin stunts in the world

What the fuck do you mean. The whole point of using the 8 is it includes the “t” sound in it. The song isn’t called goddamn “sk8ter boi”

I don’t think they’ll struggle lol they’ll just rightly talk about America now the way we talk about the Habsburgs

Is the reason that people found out he’s still alive

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