Would You Eva?

Donald Trump saying Barack Obama isn't a smart guy will be in heavy contention for 2026's Least Self-Aware Remark.

If Ramaswamy wins in Ohio then I guess we'll be forced to line up our own crazy lady living in a car with her cats because she chose her SO who likes to rape family over, you know, her ACTUAL family. The good news is we could probably get her to say any damn thing, true or not.

This happens to me on the regular. How could Mr. Wrong talk such a good game and then so utterly fail?

Scab.

Eh, Mr. Wrong went to that high school. They couldn't teach Ramaswamy shame and they sure couldn't teach Mr. Wrong about consent.

Miss Bomala used to leave me alone at my desk but since she got certified as an emotional support animal by my psychiatrist, she hops up on my lap during our appointments. And now she's expanded her interest to WSFA and BSFS meetings. She's still no Don Juan, though.

If I ran things, in-person voting would take place on the weekend, and results would be released with a holiday, and people would be encouraged to have parties. Maybe voters could even match in a parade, tossing patriotic trinkets and candy. Voting ought to be cooler. And everyone should do it.

bring back shame

😂👇

This admission alone is an impeachable offense

The exciting part about the Anthropic vibe coded settlement backend is that no matter how many times you fix your information, the same broken bits will reappear. It will be total madness. The entire backend is broken because, AS THEY TOLD ME ON THE PHONE, they know it is because they vibe coded.

Hello claimants in the Anthropic copyright suit! The parties filed a stipulated agreement asking for an update to the website. In this stipulation, there are two important things (although there are more that might matter for individuals).

There were some out kids in college but not a lot & certainly not the education majors. Now so many have come out, it's OK to be a gay teacher, there's gay parenthood, even the head of CBS News is an out lesbian (and a shit, but I digress). Still a long way to go but things are better.

You can just...say you have anxiety disorder or you suffer from depression, and compare notes, and take hands with each other on it, and text cat pics/watch TV on the phone together/live through it. We all used to be on ice floes alone; let's never go back

Here's Friday's post: "Boom, there it is: Todd Blanche won’t rule out trying to steal the midterms" — These shitheads will stop at nothing to get their way. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

She cut off comments so people can't tell her how very wrong she is. I'm just relieved she has only one vote. And if you are in the US, you have a vote, too. We need to cancel hers out.

Before Trumpism Came To Town....

There’s the wind of a Hundred Billionaires At Susan Collins’ back But Troy is a Mainer who truly cares Not a Corrupted Hack

Trump’s personal Attorney General Todd Blanche doesn’t rule out challenging election certifications in various states (You are not alarmed enough)

Damn it Meaghan Darwish of TV Insider: It's not "unphased," it's "unfazed." I'm an unemployed editor. Have TV Insider hire me so I can fix stupid mistakes like this.

“Human rights, philanthropy, and kindness will always be prominent in our lives, as they were in hers. I'm sure she would be thrilled to know people have embraced that aspect of her more than her artistry." -- Stella Parton, on her sister Dolly Parton

Suddenly I'm happy about Maryland's paper ballots. Even though I don't think my vote has ever mattered in this state. When we lived in Carroll Co., the rednecks were so numerous our votes for Democrats were outnumbered. Since I moved to civilization 21 years ago, I've been 1 of a horde of Dems.

Which leaves one to wonder why Chuck Schumer can’t bring himself to say the exact same thing. Schumer CANNOT be the Senate Majority leader.

I didn't think I liked gin, but I splurged on some Hendrick's gin and that changed my mind. In anticipation of a royalty check, I see the same distillery makes "Another Hendrick's" gin. Has anyone tried it? Is it good? #HendricksGin #Hendricks #CraftGin

My email today contained a request from the Montreal Worldcon that I volunteer. If it came to it, I probably wouldn't perform a sex act on Donald Trump in preference to volunteering but let that be our little secret. Mike & I are still trying to decide what we're doing in late August next year.

NEWSFLASH: Trump appoints Liz Truss as new White House Press Secretary.

One thing - That Canadians aren’t the US’s enemies That Russia is a bad actor That supporting women means supporting abortion That rape is evil and rapists deserve decades of jail time That Trump is a convicted felon and rapist

The Semi-mucci

I wonder how many women, who found themselves pregnant, were ever swayed by the whole zygote/embryo/fetus = baby argument. I don't think it's a useful argument and I'm amazed it still gets trotted out over the last several decades. Anti-abortion folks should come up with something more compelling.

Katie Zacharia has learned her lesson. by Anthony Scaramucci

ome elementary understanding of government before congratulating yourself on the wisdom of your vote. The rest of us have actual lives to live, and we’re getting awfully fucking tired of having them legislated by people who think reading one ancient book constitutes an education. It fucking doesn’t.

Katie Zacharia has learned her lesson. by Susan Collins

So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…

That chill must be wafting up from hell.

Dear MD State Police: we have proof this assault against Cat Murphy happened. Time to arrest Andy Harris!

Dan Schwartz reported two things: he had his best day of fundraising ever AND he's within 1 percent of Harris in polling. Also, here is a picture of Dan's cat.

STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES

The continuing coverage of the Cornell assault is dredging up a sad deja vu for me. In the last 50 years we have made so many improvements in the lives of the majority of college students but other than the drugs being varied, frat boys still manage to avoid responsibilities for their crimes.

Remember playing cops and robbers as a kid and the kid playing a robber would wear a scarf covering up the lower part of their head? Because wearing a scarf over your face in our culture is totally what men do.

If you're the kind of primitive screwhead rube that would be given the job by a Trump government, being stuck among all those centuries of civilisation in Greece must be unbearable.

Doing Grift 2 during Grift 1 is the hubris of aiming too high and destined to lead to your downfall. If only the Greeks had a story warning about that

Never in recorded history have corporations made more than they do today.   Never in recorded history have workers taken home less of those profits than they do today.   That's Trump's economy in a nutshell. www.axios.com/2026/10/13/e...