Wreck It

If I had Pat McAfee money, I simply would not be on the internet

The AI bros are cooking up Sens stuff only seen the 9th circle of hell

The funniest thing I could do is just come back in 4 years and announce I won the mayoral election (extra funny if I do it)

Ottawa voters when they are asked to vote in one election that decides how their lives will be impacted for the next 4 years

IS THAT THE FUCKING ORLÉANS BOWLING ALLEY

Is it bad to say I met Mark Sutcliffe at my very last shift with the Sens?

Please please please progressive Ottawa candidates. Please see that you can't run on a low energy platform. You have to get out in front and point out the bullshit and hypocrisy that the right does. Please run a reaaaal campaign.

I found the public servants instagram meme page, can this night get any worse???

Is it too soon to announce I will run for mayor of Ottawa in 2030?

Ladies and gentlemen, I predict tomorrow’s instalment of “good morning / bonjour Ottawa” will be *exceptionally* mediocre

Looking like another 4 years of Sutcliffe

Oh hi Jeff

The most realistic part of Below is dealing with Air Canada customer service

Ottawa with even a somewhat progressive mayor

Mark Sutcliffe more like Mark Buttcliffe

If you're voting for Jeff Leiper... STAY IN LINE!!!

POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS

Sorry to respond to a meme, but this is in part a local news issue. Nobody's covering zoning board and city council meetings until it's way too late. Obviously, government capture by rich guys and corrupt local officials is the main reason, but the prophylactic is local news.

IT IS ELECTION DAY OTTAWA SO GO OUT AND VOTE!

Municipal Election Day. I hope we crack 30% participation so more than 15% of the population actually decides who runs this joint. Go Leiper!

I don't understand why people ever watched the H3 podcast. Like none of these people are funny or likeable, and they don't even seem to like each other. Someone is going to have to explain what made any of this compelling

This game was way closer than it needed to be

While watching J Jonas Johansson in net

This is how the Tkachuks are gonna talk about the Ottawa game

My creative solution to players only wanting to be traded to American teams: if they only want to have pay for US teams, they have to pay Canadian tax rates

The funniest possible thing now is Helly absolutely sucking cause he didn't show up for camp or played hockey

Peer pressure works. Briefly emerging from retirement to drop this anti-Brady track. Enjoy 🫡

Panthers fans are saying the Sens have had 0 success. You can tell they are new fans and don't know the lore

Brady Tkachuk this morning

I am not totally panicking about Ullmark yet cause they are probably still doing test and we have 2 goalies that can play actual NHL games (unlike last year)

The Panthers showing up to the CTC

Saw this on Insta. No notes, really.

Sens fans writing Brady chants

Elon Musk is trying to protect Brady from Ottawa's hatred for him

I hit my twitter post limit cause of Tkachuk hatred

THE GLORIOUS OTTAWA SENATORS VANQUISED THE EVIL TKACHUKS

SENS WIN!

SENS WIN!

SENS BEAT THE PANTHERS!

FOEGDADDY!

NO ULLY

NO PLEASE

Watching Brady Tkachuk get roasted on live TV by Sens fans

How the game feels tonight

ridly greig you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower