Steven “The Potato King of Orlando” Pryor

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Since it's spooky season and some folks have been passing it around again today, here, once again, is my How to Write a Horror Movie Crash Course!

AEW will only become a proper promotion when they start having championship roll calls.

This Saturday is going to be eventful.

pink muhly grass absolutely throwing ass today. how do you pronounce muhly? i don’t know. im not going to read your comments if you tell me, im going to wait for it to come up in a real person conversation and just give it a shot. the risk of embarrassment is what gives life its spark

“Sorry, I can’t right now, my dog is doing the Superman thing…”

What’s it called when you don’t have to pee but you go pee anyway and it’s like A LOT of pee then while you’re going pee you’re like, “Oh man, I guess I really DID have to pee”… Happened like four times today. Is there a name for that? Or is it just me? It’s just me? Damn…

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Something I wish more people would realize.

WWF Red Letter Intercontinental Championship Belt Becomes Most Valuable Wrestling Title Ever Sold At $716,750

When i was a little kid, I thought “special teams” in football was like “special forces” in the military or “SWAT” for police. I thought it was a special group of players the coach would bring in to accomplish specific plays. “We need to get 3 yards here for the first down, get me the Rangers.”

We beat #2 BYU tonight!

Me: Good morning, Bebe — Wife: What’s good about it? We’re off to a GREAT start here at home base today… let me tell you.

I think being forced to sit through the national anthem before general sporting events is weird. Playing anthems before/after international competition makes sense. But before a high school football game? Or college basketball? Or MLB baseball? It’s just weird.

So sleepy…

I honestly thought php was that sound people make to cats

That’s my first match of Ilja’s and I love that his finsher is just an elbow smash with a lot of window dressing.

This is a bonkers story. I just learned about it last week via this video. youtu.be/A4Q8q0KQQ14?...

What The F**k just happened? #AEWDynamite is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max

So, are we getting Bang Bang Gang / War Dogs vs Death Riders at Blodo & Guts too? Did not see ANY of this coming tonight! #AEWDynamite

Check out all the fun we're having with our official Evel Knievel book release over at Half Evil Comics!

#AEWDynamite

He looks so distinguished though!

*me trying to get out of a meeting* “i have to go patch my php”

Is it me or have spam calls picked up substantially in the last week or so? I’m getting 1 to 2 an hour now.

Don't know why that account deleted it, but yes, this is New Mexico's new Director of Ticket Sales, Jeff Tickets And he would very much like to sell you tickets to this weekend's game against NDSU www.instagram.com/reel/DepXtwG...

It’s that magical time of year where you can have your windows open in Florida and not raise the humidity in your house by 40%.

Woot.

My wife has an Apple Watch almost exclusively so she can use the feature to help her find where she left her iPhone…

“Why should I contribute to the public services my community offers?” That’s what these selfish pricks are arguing.

You know, #AEWWrestleDeeam ‘26 might have been the best “b-show” PPV of all time.

I had some fun at pro-wrestling tonight. #AEWWrestleDream

Just ZERO modesty…

The PAC news has shaken a lot of people. Been seeing them share their stories of dealing with asthma and has got me thinking about my own health a little. Feel so sad for him and his family #AEW

“Pro wrestling conversations, like sports on Bluesky across the board, rarely engagement-farm—posts are celebratory and much more real. The lesson is to invest in product features that serve people who care more about the community than they care about going viral.” — @harry.bsky.team

IT. IS. WRESTLEDREAM DAYYYYYYYYYYYY Don't miss Where The Best Wrestle TONIGHT as we return to HBO Max PPV! Order #AEWWrestleDream via our bio and join us LIVE at 8/5pt!

IT STOPPED RAINING!

Gotta take the dogs out soon but it’s raining cats and… uh… there’s a lot of rain.

“We are the dictionary” is just such a baller thing to drop too.

BRIAN CAGE’S MOVE SET IS ABSURD!!! #AEWDynamite

Must suck to have someone steal your work without compensation or even notification

Your Magnum. My Magnum. #aew @truthmagnum.bsky.social

95% of comments on product reviews on Engadget read like, “This doesn’t fit my specific use case therefore it’s wrong and anyone who has needs different than mine are also wrong.”

Legitimate candidate for the actual best movie ever made 🤘

Bullshit, that’s John Kerry.