Yellyfish

increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple

MINA, NO

MOTHERFUCKERS ON THE USC SIDELINE ARE GIVING THE DUDE HIGH FIVES. JUST A SICK BUNCH OF FUCKS. AND THE USC CROWD IS CHEERING. Just genuine pieces of shit. The whole program and every fucking fan

Cardinals’ jerseys are GROSS looking

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL EEEEESSSPPAÑA

That was crazy 😮‍💨

Hey real quick can anybody tell me why the FUCK we’re there at all

Continuing disappointment in the 3rd place match ups. England up 3-0 over France? Cape Verde would NEVER.

Listened to an NPR story this morning about mass child starvation in Senegal without a single mention of Elon Musk, the guy who gleefully created the conditions for the mass starvation

GO GET THE SEXUAL PREDATOR AND CHILD TRSFFICKER WHAT ARE YOU DOIIIINNNGGG, DETECTIVES!?!?!

this is the way

Benson and stabler are there! Excellent. Now go get that serial sexual predator! The building is full of cops! GO GET HIM HES ON CAMERA HES RIGHT THERE

Man, Caruso shoulda been EJECTED. A common foul? Insulting. Trash ass dude with the corrupt refs lifting him up.

put caruso in jail

“Nah uhh we’d honestly rather be here on this boat, thanks for the offer”

Munch’s Make Believe Band has now cancelled their appearance at the Freedom 250 concert.

The nuns have to come to all the games.

Talarico: I’m an eighth-generation Texan. I’ve been eating barbecue since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment. And if all they have on me is lying about me being a vegan, I feel pretty good about our chances this November.

Bro Wemby made that shot I literally yelled “OH MY. GODDDDD” Scared the cat. Holy shit that was INSANE

I don’t think this is really about “a ballroom”

Musk and Republican goons don’t “hate space”. They hate SCIENCE and SCIENTISTS. Scientists are actually smart people and musk knows he could never be their peer. So he’s just a flimflam man trying to destroy NASA, something he could never truly be involved with cuz he’s dumb and a fraud.

Party leaders are not afraid. Stop giving them excuses for their own evilness. They don’t stop it because they want all of this. They’re making so much money and killing people they’ve always wanted to die. It isn’t fear. Republicans are evil and they do evil things.

The founders believed that if a madman became president, members of Congress would serve the country’s interest and remove him from office. That seemed a reliable system to safeguard the republic. Boy, did they screw up.

Walz: The president said it's a bunch of radicals. You're damn right we've been radicalized. Radicalized by compassion, radicalized by decency, radicalized by due process, radicalized by democracy.

Don't forget, this whole Iran thing is to distract from the Epstein list AND his plans to cancel the midterms.

Anna Paulina Luna (real name Anna Paulina Mayerhofer) was a stripper in 2014 at the Red Rose Gentleman’s Club in Fort Walton Beach, FL. She claimed to be Jewish while her grandpa was a Nazi 👇 Then she claimed to be Cuban... Luna is a professional liar. www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/02...

It’s not the president’s job to know what the fuck he is trying to do, Lindsey Graham?

Mark Warner: "I saw no intelligence that Iran was on the verge of launching any kind of preemptive strike against the United States. None."

America does not have a Congress.

The ultimate goal of the regime is to prevent a midterm election…

Did Congress declare war? Or is everyone, including the democrats, just pretending that trump has the unilateral legal ability to do this? It’s incredible that even Dems like Pete won’t call it an illegal terror attack but are giving it a veneer of legal propriety by saying it’s a “war”

"When Lewandowski was told Noem's personal items had been left behind, including a heated blanket, he yelled at Coast Guard staff The pilot came out of cockpit to see what was happening & Lewandowski insisted plane return to collect Noem's items When he refused, Lewandowski announced he was fired"

There’s only 1 person in Congress who doesn’t trade stocks, doesn’t take corporate PAC money, and has a public schedule. That’s me. And it should be the standard.

seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages

"Trump doesn’t believe in anything except himself... When that resistance and those protests actually made his policies tremendously unpopular, he relented. And I think it’s a lesson that we should apply elsewhere when he engages in outrageous activities...” www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/u...

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

@barackobama.bsky.social: "When I was POTUS, I suppose I could have simply unilaterally ordered the military to go into some red state and harass and intimidate a governor or cut off funding for states that didn't vote for me... but that is contrary to how I think our democracy is supposed to work."

AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.

I hope lawyers, secretaries of state, and state attorneys general are preparing for what’s coming.

I tell people this and they tell me that I’m just doomerism-ing and to stop talking about it

JUST IN: In a new lawsuit, Minnesota officials say DHS mishandled evidence from today's crime scene and made "astonishing" law enforcement decisions. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

This is it, and always has been

Our government is murdering the citizens of this country. They are doing it without any checks on their violence