Trojan Duck

Pirate everything. Boycott the future.

Only a matter of time before Trump issues himself a generalissimo uniform

I let the useless @reprileyny.bsky.social know how I feel about his silence. Shame on you, congressman.

Trump figures out how elections work

Anything to wash the stench of losing out of his nostrils

Producer says bad film reviews hurting box office performance

Rich TV guy will have to settle for being merely rich 😔

A traitor to his profession

This is just good old fashioned satire -- and it's really fucking good. Hello, Democrats? Anyone at home?

The oath of office requires faithful execution of the law. There is no way these pardons would be done in good faith, thus you could argue that they would be invalid.

Pockets such as the price of absolutely everything

Because we all know the leadership is looking for creative ways to preemptively surrender. Have to keep the pressure on them all day every single day.

That's how you keep the corporate cash flowing. You don't do anything that might upset a potential donor. The dampening of enthusiasm is a feature not a bug. The more riled the base is, the more vulnerable these shitty incumbents are.

"He looks exactly like the kind of guy who would kill his neighbor and then bury him under the gazebo in his back yard on a rainy night a couple of years ago."

That Matthew Sweet record was one of the very few overhyped albums that actually delivered on the content.

All the right-wing finance bros selling through the tears

New kink just dropped

They are all whiny little bitches

The Master Race in all its glory

This is great news for John McCain

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

This right here

I think the same. I think the polls have the turnout breakdown all wrong and that the Dem lead is bigger than we realize.

It's not a mistake. The establishment hates the progressives because they won't play footsie with Wall Street. They'd prefer AES lose so they have someone to run against in six years.

This is great

If Turek loses, it will be in spite of him throwing trans people under the bus, not because of it, or so the establishment/consultant spin will be.

Nothing says 'discrete' like blasting this on social media. JFC these people are stupid.

When the new heated toilet seat attracts the wrong crowd

This dude's 'wife' is a gym sock

Boycott the future

This isn't even enough to build a single small refinery.

My utility: "We'd love to see you at a community event." Me: "No you wouldn't."

I knew it was bad, but not this bad.

If Mississippi is in play, and the GOP thinks it is, so is SC

Uncanny Valley Girls is a great band name

I hope we're not headed into another one of these but-dogs-can't-play-basketball moments in American history.

93? How has so much time slipped by?

Allow me to reiterate: Fuck MLB. Those guys fucking suck.

I just figured out why Steam Next Fest is recommending a ton of match-3 and puzzle combat games to me. Ever since I implemented Steam achievement support in Torment Hexus, my Steam client thinks that I am playing Torment Hexus whenever I launch the editor. Consequently, my playtime is, uh, high.

Yeah, I don't think I buy this.

What an assist from Kane

It's really like they're looting everything on their way out the door