Keebler Youngblood

UNWITTINGLY, HE TRAINED A DOLPHIN TO KILL THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

This was my 9/11

Makes me so happy. Thank you both!

Art collectors: Spooky Pants is here. I’m signing all of these puppies and they’re shipping now. Only at theartofpants.com

Looks like someone has a tummy ache

“I have dispatched 5 Angels for you Lord Keebler”

Instead of “Agents” I have Claude call them “Angels” because that’s what they are to me and my family

One of my favorite moments was when Clavicular had no idea who Billy was and you can tell it hurt Billy.

I caught a TikTok ban for making fun of someone’s spelling. It literally just said “lol demorat”, wtf is going on over there

When they continued to question Him, He straightened up and said to them, Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone at her.

U up?

Hell yeah

I think Boomers are probably the best examples of technology rotting the brain. I guess Tipper Gore was right.

I’m not a big robot guy, but if he can honk on that bobo I’m in

I’m not a big robot guy, but if he can honk on that bobo I’m in

???

Who out with their pig shadow rectal solar stake?

I haven’t heard you condemn weird science

[weird backwards Twin Peaks voice] We are the dictionary.

sentient

Why is it a booby trap? Why isn’t it a penis trap? 

Some good stuff on Etsy

Home Alone (1990) Director: Chris Columbus Cast: Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, John Heard Watch Review wp / ltrbox

Some good stuff on Etsy

At work yesterday, a Manager got scolded by a VP for sending me (an Engineer) AI slop. So his response today was to send me AI slop asking how to make his AI slop less AI slop.

I’m one of the few people who’s written more books than he’s read

I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.

That’s good ole fashioned nightmare fuel!

I’m a man too, but I don’t think I know what this means, especially in the context of child rape.

Open your own pickle jar you hog bitch

Yeah it’s called MY FAMILY GENES ayooo

FYI

Gmail redesign is like “would you like to see less?”