Jack Shirai

heading into the kitchen to salt and preserve the latest "rip bozo" so it can sustain me through any lean times in the future

I've seen your steam backlogs. Many of you should be hosting a Previous Fest.

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

heading into the kitchen to salt and preserve the latest "rip bozo" so it can sustain me through any lean times in the future

I wolde smyte my lord out on thre piches. Slider withoute. He feleth as he were drenchid. Curveball in the erthe, of cours he chaseth it. Ladybird y-souk, sle thy-self. And bang 97 withinne corner. Thou art out. Thou were alweyes out. Thou hast be out sith the day that thou were born.

I really thought I was done with Cave Johnson-style patter characters, but no, Deadman Danny still hits. deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines/?...

re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.

this isn't who we used to pretend to be

As a non-driver, something about the motion required to engage your ramjet in Galactic Racer really captures my fantasy of what upshifting at high speed would feel like. Between that and having a Slay The Spire map that I didn't immediately hate, the game is a hell of an achievement.

straight up frankin my sinatra

Here it is, at long last: the second edition of An Infamous Traffic. www.kickstarter.com/projects/col...

you know what they say: drive your character like it's a rental car and you'd really like to get your deposit back

until they release baba, rem remains king

Sorting through things to start the week, I chucked a few new community copies of my worldbuilding game Wiztographer up onto itch! It's honestly my favorite full tabletop thing that I've made thus far. yourgmjack.itch.io/wiztographer

Thinking about this exchange today

this is legit good, but for some reason it suddenly made me sad that we've never got a knopfler version of private dancer, either with him singing or tina

“i would have liked nolan’s odyssey a lot less if i hadn’t just listened to the @morecivilized.bsky.social run about the thrawn trilogy” was a real position i just took

if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods

“Important” tweets? Milkshake Duck Torment Nexus Leopards Eating People's Faces Someone Good At The Economy Please Help Me Tweets that have most infected my vocab? Torment Nexus Charlie Brown Had Hoes Looks Like He Brought a Bag Lunch, Smart ”Not Involved in Human Trafficking" Shirt

I don’t care whether this actually happened or not. I want it to be true.

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Maine officials search the rocky beach for a new senate candidate. They find an unconscious man clad in tattered rags washed upon the shore. The sea provides for Maine, it always does

i can’t believe this is how i learned how stoppage time actually works

Yeah, ultimately I just want you to play (and hopefully enjoy!) what I make. Most of my digital output is free and/or massively multiplayer stuff, but as far my tabletop designs go, if there aren't community copies readily available, just reach out and I will set you up. We're in this together.

every day we are confronted with difficult choices

i went to costco for the first time last weekend. membership fee is $65 a year. but a hot dog + soda combo is $1.50. if you assume a hot dog + soda elsewhere is like $3.50, that's $2 in savings. so if i eat a hot dog + soda at costco 33 times a year i break even. now if i eat there 300 times a year,

they did it. the crazy bastards undid 9/11

People are so hungry for cool weird original things and we would have an endless buffet if people had any kind of stability to work from. Its so frustrating that there maybe 10 guys holding back what could be an insane artistic, cultural, and economic renaissance and we get nothing in return

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give 'em the ol' perimeter handshake

I'm a pretty big "I don't think Marathon needs PvP and/or prox chat to be fun" guy, but I _did_ just have one of those Rook runs where a crew that's wiped the map downs you, picks you back up, and then adopts you, and that was kinda cute and fun. 😅

they don't know that i hid in a vent solo for 20 minutes