Crabulous

Crabulous

@zackulous.bsky.social

I am made of video games Aspiring uncle type guy pfp by my friend timmy (cheesecakeandcurry on instagram)

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my second real deadlock match i was playing lash and kept running into this extremely persistent silver who kept trying to bumrush green alone and it felt like a running gag throughout the match it ruled

i think bacchus would be into this idk

do you realize where you are you fucking ignoramus

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man sometimes i feel like an old man wining about the kids these days but can you blame me for being bothered by teenagers going around making docs and callout posts on each other before they're even out of high school??? seriously, please just knock it off, it's bad for you.

i've seen what these kids consider grounds for a whole month long exposee, it's ridiculous. this will not affect you enough for that to have been necessary in 5 years. you had a messy breakup, a falling out, sure that sucks, but if you weren't like, assaulted, you gotta find better coping mechanisms

kinda hurting for money, if i didn't have one of those pesky moral compasses i'd try putting together one of those automated content farms, fuck

hearing all the shit about the new castlevania makes me wonder if konami fans in general are all miserable and it's not just silent hill fans

maybe i'm more accepting of it because i don't have that much attachment to the SOTN style in the first place? as far as games like this i always preferred metroid

people are being such huge babies about the oot remake complaining about the most nothingest burgers of all time yall gotta have your phones taken away

thinking about how the ds version of tony hawk's proving ground is way better than the big budget console games because it's just a classic thps4/underground style game without any of the weird camera shenanigans

xenoblade 2 not taking anything seriously for more than 2 minutes and putting a major reveal in a fucking bath scene

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