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Imagine Wordle but for spreadsheet nerds nfl2mindrill.com

Folks should read this zachill.substack.com/p/we-dont-ne...

@harrisfootball.com This is a very silly record for Mr. Coconut to break

@lateroundqb.bsky.social You can tell your wife that the advanced stapling strategy is top right at an angle. Haters will say top left is like reading a book. I will say that we might as well put the fold in a less used part of the page.

@harrisfootball.com How long will flags aboard the yacht be flown at half mast to pay tribute to the Pro Bowl?

@harrisfootball.com Was giving a ride to a guy from Australia heading to his draft who learned 10 minutes earlier that it's superflex. Talked him out of Bo Nix as good 2nd QB. "He looks like an 80s villain and he's bad at football" "Why does the first part matter?" "Well...just pick someone else."

@showmestateofmind.bsky.social I don't know if you stopped by Taughannock Falls while in Ithaca, but it's a gorgeous spot. It was a little colder when I visited.

@garybrannan.bsky.social Listening to a book set during The Troubles. I thought of a Tech Diff prize You've won a violent, spiritually-animated redheaded doll who's warning of his future victory. It's a Chucky ár lá

@lateroundqb.bsky.social I know the poop podcast is on hiatus, but try explaining this headline to someone from 2000. www.404media.co/ai-poop-anal...

@mostring.bsky.social Did you guys literally take the shirt off Alex's back? Because it seems he doesn't have any.

@dennycarter.bsky.social Your doppelgänger is sexmogging everyone. Sorry to the kids.

@harrisfootball.com How are us regular people supposed to keep up when the future world champion is voluntarily doing insane things like this? It's pawndemonium.

@dennycarter.bsky.social Today, The Office turns 21. Seems like a good time to declare that all Millenials are officially #Old.

Maybe I'm a starving man in the desert, but this flag football game is kinda fun

@shadowtodd.bsky.social I noticed that you have 666k subs. Pretty evil. Inspired me to check if Iron Maiden ever had a crossover hit. They didn't, unsurprisingly. What did surprise is they only have 6 singles on the Mainstream Rock chart out of 40+

@andrewtorrez.bsky.social It's no baseball law, but the lawsuits against the NCAA for additional eligibility seem like a mess. I would think that the rules are pretty simple. Why do people keep feeling the need to go to court?

@shadowtodd.bsky.social Just learned The Calling have a new(ish) song. And because RYM has Big Music as an influence, this is kind of like a fusion of two different one hit wonderlands. Kind of. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O98...

@dennycarter.bsky.social Just wrote "I don't want to inadvertently end up out of alignment" in an email. Do I have to call 911 to have myself arrested, or can I drive myself in?

@kofie.bsky.social Halloween has some great Chopped episodes. S11E03 for example. Did you ever watch Cutthroat Kitchen? I'm always amazed by the lack of strategy. Plus Simon Majumdar is a great judge. Shares my contempt for inedible garnishes.

I need a shamanic missionary. Who's got the Good News on this? www.reuters.com/world/americ...

In the many years of Pretty Good episodes, this is my favorite. Will it be your favorite too? Only one way to find out.

@dennycarter.bsky.social The Dolphins, Ravens, and Chiefs. have one thing in common: 6-7. The Zoomers and Alphas will follow in your tradition of being Dolphins fans.

FOOL TIME, part 1 of 4 now free to watch on youtube youtu.be/zmyBSrQodnI?...

@harrisfootball.com Did you describe a football team's performance as desultory and not give yourself an eyeroll de rigueur (🙄)? See, I'm giving myself one right now!

@dennycarter.bsky.social Someone on Twitter has committed an act of violence.

@seriouspod.bsky.social Idk if you saw this. I'm pretty skeptical given the decentralized nature of our elections, but it might be an interesting example of bad analysis to go through www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nus...

@lateroundqb.bsky.social While I think you remain very high in the NFL-universe JJ rankings, this man has been playing for the Panthers since 2009. Tough to beat that.

@openargs.bsky.social This was a pretty routine anti-SLAPP case, but it got "sussy wussy" into a decision. I think we can all be grateful for that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8ej...

Hey everyone, you’ve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what? I’m running for California State Assembly! Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.

@harrisfootball.com I know it's practice and this doesn't matter, but this might be the most Browns image I've seen this year. Definitely needed to sign Tyler Huntley. Good grief.

@harrisfootball.com took one for the team and watched Happy Gilmore 2. I will admit to laughing out loud a couple times, all in the first 15 minutes. It's not offensively stupid like some Sandler movies, but it is kind of boring. I think this is one you can safely skip.

youtu.be/LmUhBU80i-Y?...

@pauliesopinions.bsky.social @moltisantithots.bsky.social Some guys from the neighborhood are gonna stop by. Can youse come over the bridge and teach these assholes a lesson?

@dennycarter.bsky.social There are many bad things in the BBB that are worse than this, and this doesn't matter compared to lots of them. But this is also quite bad for those of us who think sports should be played on spreadsheets. x.com/i/status/194...

@openargs.bsky.social Since singers are getting in trouble this week: Rainbow had a song called "Kill the King." I guess Megadeth does too, but Dio is a lot cooler than Mustaine. Hypothetically, how on the nose could someone performing that song get with the subtext without breaking the law?

@bdm.bsky.social Have you seen Bullet Train? Watched it over the weekend and seemed like the kind of thing you'd enjoy

@seriouspod.bsky.social this is very satisfying x.com/i/status/192...

B. Bringing in a third person will void your priest-penitent privilege just like it will void your marriage. Did I say marriage? I meant spousal privilege.

C. Absent specific legislation, a bar owner can sell someone a finger of whiskey and then give you the finger when that person drives drunk.

For the folks who like rock music: check out the brand new Visions of Tomorrow from The Riven. Lots of retro rock music feels derivative. This keeps the attitude and vibe of music from 50 years ago while still feeling fresh and badass.

Sports is never really about sports. Andy is a relentless force of positivity, even in light his terrible disease of rooting for Detroit sports teams. Cancer is a stupid tragedy. www.detroitnews.com/story/sports...

@harrisfootball.com You movie episode reminded me of something I've been suggesting a bunch lately: I think you'd really like Perfect Days if you haven't seen it. It isn't for everyone, but it's beautiful and touching and foreign and boring, so seems like you might.

@andrewtorrez.bsky.social Given that he's also from Maryland...do you know this guy? What a wild story. davidlat.substack.com/p/scotusblog...

"Bananas have now officially made it inland, and, with them, they will bring catastrophe." youtu.be/p8W5GCnqT_M?...

For folks who want to skip the dumpster fire and read the article, here ya go. But the comments are a pretty fascinating body of evidence for the thesis imo. www.skeptic.org.uk/2024/11/the-...

@harrisfootball.com Exciting stuff for Cousin Josh www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRhp...

@harrisfootball.com "We're all being introduced to Netflix" - Jerry Jones The most powerful owner in the NFL, folks.