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The only conspiracy theory I’m fully on board with is that anything bad that happens in the world is somehow Russia’s fault. I’ve only been wrong a couple times on that one. 😂

Joe Rogan Logic: Alex Jones was right about Epstein's Island and gay frogs so I'm going to believe every conspiracy.

I like how you had to explain at the end for the Maga folk that may not have been able to do that math

Being right about a conspiracy theory is probably closer to 0.1%.

Pretty brilliant

So you’re saying there’s a chance

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True

www.justice.gov/usao-mdfl/pr... youtu.be/Q4IVISVi-iw?...

Bethany Frankel is all over TT tonight saying drones are out in full force .

It’s no conspiracy theory that Musk & trump stole this election with Putin’s help. Just the facts! We can’t be a law abiding nation & let this happen in fear that WE will be called the dreaded “Conspiracy theorists.” It’s soon time to take to the streets. They wanted a civil war. Wish granted.

Not sure if you started this or not sorry for blocking it and reporting it

Well put Adam. It’s wild how conspiracy theorists took over our country. Scary!

Just odd timing🤔. Anyway, off to a good book followed by sleep 😴

Thank you Adam for all you do! Wishing you and your family a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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It's all climate change. The deniers know it's real but can't admit it. So they deny all science to cover for their ignorance. Next came vaccines. Easy rode to drones are looking for Ukranian nukes.

I agree with this 100% of the time. But bluesky is full of left conspiracy theorists no less delusional and paranoid that the Right.

Adam, how could "DOGE" be even legal?it's not part of our government Trump is just adding it in cause he thinks he is king and God . So "DOGE" should be viewed as illegitimate am I right? Actually Trump's admin is gonna be run by illegitimate invalid oligarchs but could the Democrats fight "doge"

Perfectly said 💯

And you know what the correct 1% is? Social Darwinism and Eugenics.

The thing is that so many of these sheep never ask what is the incentive nd how realistic it is lmfao

You lost all the MAGAts at — math.

But that's just what they *want* to believe.🤣

A conspiracy requires at least 2 people to keep a secret. When’s the last time you saw that?

You're welcome

The old stopped clock theory, about it being right twice a day, which might relevant, given that most people who believe in conspiracy theories stopping thinking a long time ago.

We need to quit falling for conspiracies. The far left is no longer viable. We gotta swing to the populous middle.

I do love simple math.

That’s what THEY want you to think. lol

But...can you tell which is and which isn't?

We are divided, and MAGA wants to burn everything down. I say no, thanks! Judgement Day is coming... hold onto something!

Hear! Hear! But don't you believe in a mythical, all powerful being floating around in the heavens?

The MAGA cult lives off conspiracies.

I love you but that’s way way way too much math for MAGA

Reject 100%

Yup. Take your shot

And when you tell them and are right 100% of the time you STILL get treated like the town lunatic. 🤷🏻‍♀️

That’s good. 👍🏼

What's the fun in that?

When are the "old school" republicans going to stand up to this terrorist attack on our Country and Constitution? If I were a party faithful, I would be contacting Dick Cheney to see if he still has contacts for Anthrax and hit men.

So true!

Merry Christmas to you and your family🎄 I really enjoy your posts.

So you're saying some conspiracies are true? 😗🎶

I think you are over-estimating my chances of being right.

So you’re telling there’s a chance?

If you reject 100% of conspiracies that would involve more than two people, you will be right 100% of the time.

3 generations have been raised on movies and tv shows where there is a government conspiracy against the people. Why wouldn't they believe in them?

Indict Alliance Defending Freedom!!!

If you believe them all, you're right 100% of the time because you'll believe anything, and no one could ever convince you something isn't true

Do you honestly believe, after everything he's said and done, that there was actually an assassination attempt on him and that whole thing wasn't orchestrated by him and his people?

If that one is big enough, it more than cancels out the rest.

If they’d all been spotted over Grover’s Mill, I might be a tad more concerned.

Heretofore known as the ‘Kinzinger Principle.’

Guys…I think he’s confirming the drones are Iranian aliens.

Makes sense to me.

To the point.

I think this idea is too difficult for the MAGA brain to understand.

And if you are right 1 percent of the time, you can become the Ambassador to the Bahamas

I approve.

I believe the old saying you are looking for is: “Even a broken clock is right twice a day!”

there's a reason all that stuff is still *classified*. we're not supposed to know. when we're all dead, then the facts will come out.

And sometimes what’s thought to be a conspiracy is just a criminal act.

The simplest minds SHOULD be able to grasp the SIMPLEST LOGIC!🙈

theory means unproven.. so please stop presenting your theory as fact....conspiracy(unproven)theory.... signed the rest of the world

Isn't this the basis for the movie "Conspiracy Theory" (1997)?

If you listen to fools, the mob rules

Christopher Hitchens said, when referring to religious claims: - "What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence", but it works equally well for conspiracy theories, which are effectively indistinguishable from 'god' claims

It’s always the 1% I find most dangerous. We typically understand and can defend against the other 99%.

Well said!

But the monolith.... the Klingons are sharing technology with Iran.... Q told me... trust me bro...

Such words of wisdom.

This is very boring math 😭 aren't aliens more fun?? /s

We have a president-elect in bed w/foreign adversaries, a Congress that backs him & an inept FBI. People that can not pass security clearances... A spy balloon allowed to traverse... Invaded a sovereign country over lies told by the Bush Admin. Never forget. The US trained terrorists to...

conspiracies are doing pretty well right now...way more than 1% correct.

Some of our "conservative" friends believe all the conspiracies except those happening in broad daylight right under their noses.

I believe only the correct conspiracies so I'm right 100% of the time

That 1% right sounds too high!

The hard part to share this message with MAGA is that they are bad at Math.

Every conspiracy theory is a fact, except for the one that people think I'm Bill HIcks. I'M NOT BILL FREAKING HICKS PEOPLE, GET A GRIP YOU ALL LOOK CRAZY! Now, back to pizzagate....

I'll have to tell my dad this. I suffer from having a conspiracy theorist father.

Your first response to any conspiracy theory should be "Bullshit!".

Trump cheated and did not win www.reddit.com/r/somethingi...

I agree. Do not trust a person who never sees a conspiracy, nor a person who constantly sees one.

Great point

Alex Jones, Uncle Rudy, and the My Pillow guy are all bankrupted living examples.

Percentages were created by the ancient Babylonians to confuse the populace about the amount of alcohol in their beer. Aliens taught them.

Applying logic to illogical here

That's just what the secret cabal running everything wants you to think. (Jk)

So given the luck I've had today if I've accepted 1% of them I would be wrong 2% of the time today.

Say a lot that we would need to revert to statistics.

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The ufo drone people rn

The murder of MLK jr is proof that all conspiracies are not bogus

OMG... Did you really think this was a good post... The air must be bad quality down there.

And yet i think the conspiracy addicts know this. They are a drug.

The problem, and this is part of the GQP gaslighting, is there is far more evidence that Trump, the devolving GQP, the Russians, Heritage Foundation and the Federalist Society are the real deep state and have been in cahoots to impose a Christo-fascist autocracy, fueled by greedy billionaires.

I think you underestimate the number of bullshit conspiracy theories. But your point is well taken.

That's what they want you to think.

The dronepocalypse hysteria is fucking hilarious, especially on Twitter. It's a reminder that 50% of the population is on the left side of the IQ bell chart. And it ain't like 100 is clever.

but I'm told there is only a 50/50 chance of that.....

more like 99.9999999. and .0000001%

If you are discerning, you could be right > 99% of the time

100%

It would be a Christmas gift to hear from a republican, one like you, about what conspiracy are believed by republicans in Congress. The left thinks 100/100 are conspiracy. What # do rank and file republicans believe?

Indeed. Being a Magastani involves believing thousands of batshit conspiracies. That's like building your entire world and ideology on a foundation of sand. I wonder, how does mental health suffer in true believers when cult leaders die, go to jail, or get thoroughly ass whooped?

Good math!

I think you are over-estimating with the 1% right. More like .30% half right and .70% grain of truth.

Yet 48% of the country, including most of the midwest, folks once thought of a common sense no nonsense types couldn’t be persuaded that the sky they are looking at is in fact, blue if Fox or Trump say differently.

Wait, from whence comes this 1% veracity figure? I am afraid that, barring supporting evidence, I must reject such conspiratorial nonsense.

You could likely up that to 99.99% and still be underestimating the number of conspiracy theories out there.

And you’ll never shut up about that 1%.

True. The biggest “conspiracies” are literally things that are in the open and that no one denies out right, but rather people hide them through not speaking on them.

Ok now I feel personally attacked lol.

Not even 1 percent would be correct

I remembered this from a while back. The more people involved in a conspiracy or hoax, the more likely it will be blown. www.pbs.org/newshour/sci...

youtu.be/TJfOAjUleTc?...

no, no.no.i don't think so

Yep

The sign of true intelligence: question everything and commit to due diligence.