Marzipandancer (False Robot Prophet)

I don’t like coleslaw… but not because of how it tastes. It’s because I want to puke when people call it “slaw.”

Bluesky has a setting that will remind you to add alt text before posting any images. Go to "Settings," then "Accessibility." Select the checkbox for "Require alt text before posting."

if this happens im gonna go to a convention to meet andy weir and shoot myself in the head in front of him and tell him its his fault

It is very late but this tweet is important

Miss you buddy.

the old world is dying. the new world? not doing shit. you’d think it was struggling to be born, right? but it’s missing in action altogether. and the monsters? they’re saying it’s always been their time. they’re laughing at you, saying, are you surprised? did you not notice the monsters before

Now I just feel bad for the Rays. I mean go Brewers but come on Rays… don’t go down like this.

I'm noticing a big upswing in "Democrat politicians hate trans people, don't vote!" traffic this week. Now, there are Dems who need to be better about trans people, of that I agree 100%. But it seems a bit odd that as soon as Dems start performing well...here comes a wedge issue.

Just noting that during *both* game 1 and game 2 the broadcast of the World Series I watched in Toronto aired long, pre-recorded video sequences that only made sense if the LA Dodgers were playing — even though LA was eliminated 4-0 by the Brewers and is not in fact playing.

to those who piss, we salute you

If Brazil can reject Trump, the Broligarchs and right-wing authoritarianism, so can we.

I think our neighbors upstairs are fucking!

republicans wouldn’t be so mad all the time if they ate a gyro plate once in a while

If you’ve never seen anything from Benn Jordan before, you really ought to. Especially right now.

I love living vicariously through the Brewers this year. I wonder if I’ll ever get to see the Mariners play in the World Series. I’d love to see them in there before I die. Hell I’d love to see them lose the World Series before I go, at least they’d have made it there.

Bernie would have been a great president.

We're here

Vile, Rancid, POS

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

Fall Classic brewing #WorldSeries x #WinOurWay

I don’t care for deep dish pizza. Don’t @me

‼️ URGENT ‼️ Do you wipe in a squat position or do you lift up one side while remaining seated?

got his ass

truck nutz, but as a home for birds… nesticles.

"Unflavored for me!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id4X...

Whenever you think "there's nothing I can do about it" remember that voting with your dollars is always an excellent thing you can do about it. I stand with Ukraine, and against a world of oligarchs who do business with evil.

Anthony Scaramucci: “I'll stipulate that Trump is an agent of Putin.”

The Anti-Christ speaks

wait so aging is just the worst you have ever felt is the best you will ever feel for the rest of your life, so it’s like climate change, and it’s still anyone’s game for which can kill me first

YOU GUYS!!! WE’RE ABOUT TO GET HOOCH! I’m still probably going to stick to hand sanitizer though. apnews.com/article/supr...

Today I bought arthritis cream. For myself. Because I needed it, and it helped.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

You should follow Alexis. She’s like… like the Miles Davis of booing.

Full update from our team. We STILL do not have admin access to the account.

POV: you're about to record 45 dialogue corrections, color-coded by which mic to use to match the original. You know 95% of viewers won't care about the wording or spot edits if you just use 1 mic. The other 5% will spot and call out every edit no matter what lengths you go to to make them seamless.

sun salutation ANUS

To be clear, evil billionaire scumbag Zuckerberg shutting down the official No Kings account in the middle of nationwide protests isn’t a mistake, it’s an assault on a free speech and expression, it’s pure fascism.

Jones: I've been told I'm too young to understand politics. Too young to understand why some neighborhoods get parks while others get police tape… But they never said I was too young to inherit the debt…. too young to inherit the consequences of decisions I never got to make

Biden’s America: even the parking bollards are out to get you.

❗❗❗Mark Zuckerberg's meta just suspended the No Kings Instagram account. I just rushed back from my local No Kings to jump on this. Bottom line, would be helpful for all pro-No Kings folks to elevate the issue and help us get the word out about No Kings today. The Nerd Reich strikes again.

Has Chuck Schumer said anything about the baseless attacks on Ilhan Omar?