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If they’re orange they’re his.

The new Qatar jet ejaculates whenever Trump says MAGA

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They occur every time his diaper leaks.

c'mon now, no negative self-talk

and does he have the weather machine?

No more harmless dogs being eaten either. Trump really is the God damned messiah.

The big beautiful chemtrails to go along with the shit trails and shit tails spun every time Trump opens his pie hole or more accurately BigMac hole. Gobshite is the most apt description of this orange abomination.

I think he told them to STOP and they did! Trump magic.

Everybody knows one of the chemtrails guys... and you just hope you realize you know him before you find out that you know him.

And, whatever happened to the mystery drones?

Duh. It's the aliens. And not the one's from South America, either.

Robert is on the case spending tax payer dollars to end them. 🤣🤷🏾‍♂️

“Oh, Trump is trying, but the Deep State is foiling him again” — says the profoundly paranoid and ignorant Trump apologist.

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Boy oh boy you really know how to stir the pot, Adam🤭

I don't know about the chemtrails, but someone needs to take the weather control machine away from MTG!

Let’s face it - the whole chemtrails thing probably arose from Trump farting up a storm among his MAGA cult.

Here are some ANTIFA contrails (Chemtrails to you) from the 1940’s over Europe.

The new jet will prove us all wrong. I heard the chemicals are the first thing they are removing as President Turd’s bathroom needs require an extra large pooping device.

Haha good one. I know someone that believes that crap. The insanity of these people.

He is farting moneytrails.

And Don Jr.

Two weeks.

When they figure how to keep water mist from freezing at -40F, the contrails will stop.

I'm sure 🍊🤡 is blaming Biden to be hiding the code to stop it.

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... You need to consult with the Google lady ...

It's time to 25 47.

Let me ask my brother, he seems to be on top all of these things.

Hmm. They're not eating the dogs and cats anymore, and I think they stopped doing sex change operations in public schools.

Nahhh but these 2 are!

They never gave a shit. The election is over. Though keep an eye on your cats and dogs once the Afrikaners arrive.

They have to do something to air out Air Force one. I guess they just hook up an exhaust straight to his ass, helps save fuel.

Well, they stopped eating the pets. So now we're not longer doing all the other stuff. The white streaks in the sky is not finally the turbulence in the air.

Is this “chemtrails” nonsense the result of someone mishearing contrails and running with it? I bet these folks say “it’s a moot point” too.

Exactly.

I'm thinking crushed Adderall, just guessing. 🤭

It's that damn Qatari jet. The Qataris tricked him. He couldn't have known.

I still see them in the sky occasionally.

Dementia Don

Maybe Joe hid the weather machine in his bathroom like trump hides documents

Good question, also would be interesting to know who is running the hurricane-steering machine now!

Has been for years in his Depends.

He's doing chemlines

Does the Qatar Bribe Jet run on coal?

Are we missing more cats and dogs? Did they go vegetarian?

The people who have stood near him seem to think that they continue.🤢

They stopped at the same time "they" stopped eating the cats and eating the dogs.

Can't wait for their solution to fix physics.

Nancy's gratitude for ending that nightmare is boundless.

Clouds of Secrecy: Chemtrails & Weaponising the Climate weather modification is a reality. Every four years, the United Nations’ World Meteorological Organisation publishes a multi-hundred-page report on civilian weather modification undertaken by dozens and dozens of nations around the world.

They are secretly a feature on Qatar Force One.

The plane he got from Qatar will be doing them from now on.

There is enough to condemn in his character and his record, without making snide personal comments about his health or hygiene.

The people that were eating the dogs blew them all away, I think.

My neighbor's kid told me he and his buddies were discussing this very thing hunched over their school bathroom litter boxes, right after their surgeries over their lunch time.

He hid all the drones that were harassing NJ last Fall, too.

brb. running down the lane to consult Jim the bike mechanic.

He was quite the party boy back in the day. Sex drugs and YMCA wasnt a myth

I keep hearing about them on local FB. Especially around Dulles airport. They don’t know basic water cycle stuff they learned in 6th grade.

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He's got the weather machine too, right?

Let’s remember who the Orange Man cabinet is now🤬🤬🤬✊✊✊✊

I love that people think the best way to dose our population is to disperse chemicals from 60,000ft over mostly very sparsely populated areas. Like, they make the flat earth morons seem reasonable.

Quarter pounder w/ cheese crop dusting.

Got to get the 747 first. Then chemtrails

The chemtrails, the pro-Palestine protests, the eating of the pets, the caravans of “illegals” the taking of the guns, the “Lawfare” - it’s all done for now. We’ll see it again next spring probably. But there’s also a chance there will be a new “emergency” that will postpone the midterms- sooooo.

Donnie has trails in his diaper

My guess is he stopped eating beans before he gets on Air Force one.

Same with the weather manipulation. I was wondering this the other day. Who is controlling the Jewish space laser?

🤣🤣🤣

Mastriano is a flat earth,conspiracy nut,participant of jan6.He is very scared of chem trails,Jews and the rule of law.

What happened to Qanon?

I don’t know….. But a lot of military air traffic highover LA/SoCal leaving contrails! Hegsick doing Xz for ee Long ??

The "deep state" was always the go-to excuse for these types of contradictions. Not that the contradictions ever mattered to an ideology that views classical liberalism, the enlightenment and the age of reason as the enemy. #1 on Umberto Eco's list of 14 fascist characteristics:

It’s one of the secret departments Elmo can’t find. Same one paying us fellas

He's eating all the cats so no one else can.

Don’t forget the weather machine.

You should ask Alex Jones.

It's the upper-deep state.

Also worth noting that UAE is like a HUGE investor into cloudseeding

SWFL is the haven of chem-trails hysteria. Tampa, St. Peter, Sarasota, Punta Gorda and Ft Myers all within 150 miles strung out along the Gulf of Mexico. These people believe so many different conspiracy theories it makes my head spin.

Let them eat Groceries, says the Desert Dweller.

#RiseUpUSA🇺🇸 #MOG8

Chemtrails stopped when Prince died for our sins.

Here in the bright state of Florida. I use the term bright loosely. I hear lots of Chemtrail talk. 🤪

I believe Premiere Danielle Smith had them stopped in her very public and embarassing call to the Pentagon.

He even added a 747 to the fleet...

Yeah, I guess Trump is also part of the Deep State.

Yes

TY for the laugh! Adam, you're helping me to realize that today's politics are not about R vs D. They're about truth, integrity, honesty, decency, love & compassion vs Lies, hate, ugliness, sadism, thievery, corruption, money, & genocide. You are a great man. <3

Fair Question

They are going to be the biggest, some say the best chem trails… HUGE, with the new Qatari plane… people are saying 🤷‍♂️

Deeeeeeep Staaaaaaaate

Trump is now doing them but they changed the chemical from one that makes us “woke” to one that makes us all racists.

They are big burly tough guys who have never cried in their lives and they weep openly before him.

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Check his Depends.

His Big Mac farts are on display.

All airlines should stop servicing states that charge fines for contrails... Rocket launches too.

Everywhere RFK jr. goes, he leaves a chemtrail.