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If "the biggest" is literal, maybe it's BTS. All 7 of them. I mean, they had all 5 members of NSYNC once.

Worked for Harry and Lloyd

If it happened due to Da Bomb Beyond Insanity I would start believing in an interventionist God.

God please

"sean this sauce is very nasty, it's a very nasty trick to play"

Obama or the Pope

the history books alone

And on like #3 so it’s peak humiliation.

Imagine how potent the shart will be.

Or this.

Sean keeps challenging Trump’s manhood, calling him a bitch until Trump keels over with the Last Dab trickling from his blue lips.

"ok here us out, I know we have said multiple times that we don't do political figures but the risk/reward here..."

AM LAUGHING SO MUCH We all know who it's about LOL

DidItHappenToday.com

I want to believe

“Big strong man, tears in his eyes, came to me and said, ‘Sir, no one can eat Da Bomb without wincing.” He defiantly takes a bite and the skin of his hands turn black and falls off, like a wet glove off a boney hand. He sweats a river, shits his pants, and collapses as a clot bursts an artery

In an odd turn of events, The Bomb makes him clear and lucid and go "What the hell am I doing to the country?" then Thiel and Loomer jump in forcing milk and ice cream down his throat saying "We need you back Mr President". RFKJr is eating the bones and snorting Bomb... Live, From New York!

I genuinely think the hotter ones would actually kill him

Conan broke that show. No one will ever live up to his episode.

I have no confidence that if he were to show up that he would be exposed to ANY spice, let alone enough to fuck him up to death… this is the same guy who staged himself working at McDonald’s with fake customers blocked off from the general public

Whichever wing does him in, would become the official national hot sauce

didn’t know if this was about trump dying or charlie kirk secretly being alive the whole time

It's the same pepper spray they use on protestors

Probably just gonna be slowbama

CLOWN EVENT STILL POSSIBLE

that would be a special new shade of skin color for him!

My favorite thing about this site? We all know what it is, and are relishing the fantasy in every proposed iteration that pops up 😂

Big men, with tears in their eyes, saying, “Please, sir. Eat the death sauce. Only you can do it.”

Death by diarrhea

Obama needs to do it first without taking a drink and then taunt the POS by saying, “He wouldn’t get past #5! Lol!” Then the orange fat a** would be goaded into doing it and having his ulcer explode