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I really don't know what it is either, but I do know that if a guy like that says it's a requirement, it means that you are gonna have to wake him up for school/work, make him breakfast, get his clothes ready for him, and wipe his smelly ass for him every morning without any acknowledgement at all.

What. The. Fuck.

I'd like to see how many of his own requirements HE meets. My guess is... less than half.

He's already looking for his replacement bang maid/mommy for his kids.

Also because she'll be saddled with his kids and all domestic duties, so no time. That's okay, though. He'll make sure she stays thin by harassing her over her food choices. Making oinking noises if she eats a bagel. Maybe even putting a lock on the fridge.

Right and also, even if she is all that, but hates basketball and is towering over him because she’s 5’7 that’s a definite no for this guy lmao

He should show his profile picture as a crying baby and his list as “Be my mother!!! 😭”

Let me guess, aspiring rapper/sportballer/youtuber hobosexual who needs a bank rolling bang maid mommy?

A short woman who plays basketball.

BD must be “bodies” like “body count” aka the most disrespectful way to describe intimate partners ever. 2 bodies max. Barf.

Darn. I guess I'll have to settle for living my life however I feel. I wish I had the confidence of a mediocre white man.

Actually, I may have the idea partner for him.

Well, I did some very loose math based on his requirements and some other options that would apply... and if this is America, we're talking 65 women per state. Those lucky gals!

But imagine what he must be offering it return! It definitely won't be low effort misogyny...

The man is _focused_, I tells ya!

That definitely sounds like a person who a) would exist and b) would be happy to cater to this kind of man.

Maybe an AI wife. What a jerk.

He's offering his kids for her to care for whenever she's not at the gym or making piles of money (in a totally traditional way of course).

What he actually has in his mother’s basement is a blow up plastic puppet

These people never list what they have to offer that puts them in a position to make demands.

And what does *he* offer, exactly..?

Carissa suggested BoDy

I did too but if they did, that is way off track from the rest of the list.

Two bodies max…in the trunk of my car. My first thought was bachelors degrees.

I think its a perfect list. Dude is not going to find a new wife.

Dude works in HR right?

Not one of his requirements is a traditional value, eccept maybe loving to cook. But yeah, he's not going to fuvk around anymore, and that's a positive. Always focus on the positive.

To be fair, meditation and going to the gym are good things, but otherwise, idiot very short guy weirdly obsessed with finances, good luck with that. And what the fuck is a stepmother license?🙄

I think the "reads" criteria alone would make those women self select out of the running

Not a single mention of any of the following; kindness, sense of humor, intelligence, empathy, charity....

Somebody needs to tell DW doesitall that the four sisters on thumb street actually meet every single one of the requirements on his demanding list, and will be the absolute perfect partner for him for the decades to come.

Lmao. Even if some unicorn had all these highly conflicting attributes...why the fuck would she want to date this dipshit?

At age 48 I had 13 of these, maybe more. I‘d have qualified for a “Step mommy license” if one existed. Not sure if BD = Baby Daddy but didn’t have 2. Just two problems: 1. It’s unstated but I’m pretty sure he‘d have considered 48 “too old.” 2. At age 48 I would have laughed my ass off at this guy.

I read this to my husband and he responded, “How do you cook a traditional value?”

What we know about him: He’s short, 5’7” at most; He has no savings; He fantasizes about being a Dom but doesn’t have any actual experience; He‘s only had sex with 1-2 women; He believes at least 1 child is his; He doesn’t know enough about children to know that there‘s NO “step-mommy license.”

I suspect that “Enjoys basketball” only applies to watching, not playing, AND only applies to men’s basketbal.

Sounds like she'd have a full life and would not be looking for some dude who just wants to watch sports while she does everything for him.

And, of course, it pays in "vibes."

If a woman like this exists, why the hell would she be interested in him?

What would they hope to get out of it? If a woman has great health, a great job, good savings, excellent intelligence and good self esteem, what could any man, let alone a low value, low self esteem oxygen thief like that possibly bring to the table?

So. A traditional yet professional "Mommy" who is somehow discerning AND still chooses him, got presumably 2 Bachelor's Degrees? with enough $$ leftover for a 5 figure investment & 6 month's worth of disposable income (to pay off his debt)...all while being a centered athlete & expert cook. Got it.

Has to enjoy basketball but can’t be taller than 5’6 lmao!!

What does this loser offer?

Oh yay, can't be taller than 5'6"! Never been so happy to be 5'10. (As if Id give a shit about any of the rest of it lol)

Anyone know the name of the painting that woman’s from?

I mean... If you think having feet is nice, just think how much better it would be to have a 🌹 MAN🌹 😂😂😂

Online dating cesspools are full of morons like him, with these “lists”. Tells you everything you need to know about this mf.

Oh shame I nearly made the cut but I just hate basketball

Athletic and loves basketball... but under 5'6"?

Damn, I thought I was picky with No MAGA

Is this like “Build-a-Bear?” 🙄

😂😂😂 One learns so much from Bluesky…😎

Does _he_ have six months saved up? Didn’t think so…🤮🤮🤬

Step-mommy license?! Da fuq?!?

I think this dude thinks he is in the Rocky Horror show and Dr Frankenfurter is going to make him a w0-man to order. Rockette not Rocky!

i need to make a joke list with this thing.

What the HELL is a Stepmommy license?

Lol yep.

But can women trust him when he promises not to fuck around anymore? 🤔🤔🤔

Hey, Elon! Another customer for one of your AI girlfriends, deluxe model (petite). "She" won't be able (for example) to put food on the table, but at least he can drool while "she" describes her best dishes and recites the latest basketball scores.

"Deadbeat dad with 3 kids & height insecurity seeks power-businesswoman-athlete who plays basketball, has enough invested to pay off my current gambling debts, & earns enough to support me + my kids in future, but must submit to me in everything." [Wait for it...] "I'm not fucking around no more!"

Those are a lot of words to say he is not ready for a big boy relationship.

Cause he don’t need no stinkin’ dictionary

The 5’6” requirement suggests hes a midget

I want a rich hot nanny/private chef who works for free and will also bang me, but will never question me. Form a queue ladies.