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I wanted to manipulate the market so my oligarch buddies and I could make a shit-ton of money.

No other president could've done this like he's some big tough guy as he blames everyone else!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You caved, Donald. C-A-V-E-D.

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Really? Because last night you were saying it was because everyone was begging for mercy. Lying asshole. I hope former allies are using this time to shore up their own stable trade deals and tell him to get stuffed in a few months.

Yipeeee!!!

“They were jumping out of line” means the tariffed countries were “looking for new partners and not succumbing to him”! “Getting Yipee means they “were retaliating & pushing back” = tRump wasn’t winning!

Other presidents wouldn't have done what Trump did because other presidents aren't felons running a Crime Syndicate of corrupt American Oligarchs.

Where did he find those extras behind him? They all look like they might be missing a few chromosomes from a bit too much inbreding.

Can he not speak professionally at all?

Well, he’s right on one thing. No other president would do this. He’s a psychopath.

You, felon were getting out of line, finally you listened to someone other than your deaf ear

Liar

WTAF does that mean?

Tariffs were paused after public Yipee Levels crossed the Federal Threshold—per the Smoot-Yipee Act of 1930. Basic economics.

WTAF! Fascist says you need to tow the line!

Oh yeah, that's all I've heard for the past two months, yipee!

So it is not other countries calling? He needs to talk to his dumb press secretary more. Stupid

Teeny, teeny, teeny, scairdy dick.

Not right in his mind and their minds like those around him.

as will the people collecting tariffs when the rate changes from day to day.

Nailed it ⬆️

Theory: any product of these tariff negotiations will be stuff that has already been in the works or agreed to for months or years, or they’ll be so incremental that they would have never been newsworthy under any other president.

People were getting "yipee"? I've been saying it's a little early to talk about the 25th, but now I'm not so sure.

🙄🙄 EITHER: Trump is an idiot who doesn’t understand how things work OR The people who back him wanted to get rich NOW so he pulled the tariffs and juiced the market

He can say what he wants, but he blinked first

On today's episode of "Upward Failing White Men"....

THIS.IS.INSANITY

“A big strong man with tears in his eyes said “Sir, you need to help those poor countries. So I am.” “Actually, that was Elon and it was him he wanted you to help. And you haven’t.”

Of course. Wasn’t that the point?

He doesn’t know which end is up!

Hoover would have

Yeah, right...

Well, he is correct that no other presidents [would have been ignorant enough] to do it.

Moron

"Other Presidents" wouldn't have done it because their primary goal was to take care of America, not to make as much money for themselves as possible.

Becasue other presidents are intelligent and rational.

He done did it alright

He’s a moron. An absolute clown. 🤡

He always caves on his particularly stupid decisions. Now let's incorporate his horrible idea of a birthday parade into our next protests. See if we can get him to back down on that huge waste of our tax dollars too.

Right? Art of the deal my ass

He’s right about that. No other president would have done that.

He’s right about one thing, no other president would have done what he did (except McKinley).

Likely truth is Goldman Sachs predicted a recession around 1pm today and when Goldmember saw it, he blinked. And the market seemed to be more calm today so he and his buddies figured the bottom was near anyway and it was time to cash in.

what a yahoo

Ya, ‘no other president wouldn’t have done it’ because they’re not freakin crooks grifting the country.

But “sir” I thought everyone was begging to make a deal with you!

I’m Not Sure, but I am totally unable to understand what Trump says. Is he speaking English or Gibberish? I can’t stand looking at him either.

I'm so annoyed with myself but he's actually saying "yippy" re: the old fashioned term "the yips" to mean skittish

Dumbass

should he be sent to prison for insider trading now or later. just send his dumb a** to prison for anything - please

Only truth he’s said, no other president would what you do

God, save us from this insanity.

So not because countries were lining up to negotiate. But because people (read stock and bond markets) were getting "yippee". They can't keep the lies straight for an hour. And,yes, no other president would have done it. Because they weren't morons.

So there really is no strategy or master plan?

Yippy?

A bit yippee before the tariffs or after? Either way, what on earth is this utter moron talking about?

WAT

What the hell does “yippee” mean????? What an imbecile! Jesus. God help us! And I’m an atheist.

Trump: “I lit the house on fire and watched it burn with people inside who started screaming. Then I put out the fire because people were screaming too loud. That makes me the greatest firefighter ever.”

"Yipee" - so were they barking a bit or actually biting you?

Yipee? Wtf?

He was getting panican 😏🙄

yippy ya doodaa yippi kaye

Well, he’s right when he said no other president would do what he did.

What the fuck does that even mean bro!?

Are the men behind him at a funeral?

The clown in the back is going to have a stroke trying to keep from laughing.

It is, in fact, true that no other president would have done what he did. Up until now, save one example from 2017 through 2020, all of our presidents have been more or less sane. Not to say that they haven't had issues or made mistakes, but they weren't actually fucking bananapants.

There are no words to describe how pathetic this old conman is.

I just felt like manipulating the global markets.

FUCK HIM!!!

Salient reason at least

the ones behind are laughing at him

Why & how do these men stand there ?? He’s blathering on about himself And blaming Biden again and lying about Biden’s great economy

Ffs

To be fair, I was yippy af.

And I'm sure everybody u understood what he meant right? So no one bothered to ask, could you please elaborate what you mean Mr Orange sir?

Such nonsense I cannot believe anyone thinks this man should be in charge of anything - he’s batshit crazy

Nailed it

Did the penguins call to negotiate?

Yippee People- KEEP IT UP

Cannot believe this. Why do those men standing with him not hang their heads in shame and just walk away?

Its market manipulation. Never attribute to stupidity what can be explained by corruption when trillions of dollars can be created out of thin air.

Holy shit. He is one sick man.

Yippee-ki-yay MF

Go back to when he walks up to the mic, he admits manipulating the market.

Impeachable offense

I'm sorry, what?

translation; me and my minions bought at the low point and we made a killing

What the F does that even mean??? Is that what you call it when you watch your retirement funds go down the poop shoot & you know the cost of everything from groceries to clothes to cars is going to be even more than it is already??? A bit out of line?? A bit yippee? FU You POS !!!

So trump and his buddies can buy low then sell high. This is going to keep happening for the few years

That was the plan all along.

Yippee? Maybe more like WTF is happening.

Translation: Protesting is working. Its putting pressure on the politicians that have Trumps ear. Keep it up!

He doesn’t like it when we get out of line.

Correct, because they weren’t complete idiots. Ok well actually Hoover may have something to say.

“Yipee” - is that a technical economics term?

He's such an a$$hole.

What a piece of sh!t

WTA(Actual)F??

Anyone who thinks this was Trump’s plan all along doesn’t deserve to use up any more valuable oxygen.

Some analysts talk about market capitulation, others talk about things getting a little bit yipee. He Must have learned about that in his advanced undergrad seminar at Wharton.

He was manipulating the market.

Riighhhht. You just caused us our global reputation as a stable democratic country. And we lost all our leverage along the way.

It’s just so fucking stupid

You come for the penguins, you better make sure you don't miss.

He never feels sorry for people

Men are clearly too emotional and mentally weak to lead. Their egos are a problem.

I've seen a theory that Trump appeals to mediocre people *because* they know how unfit he is, rather than despite it. It makes them feel good about themselves. Smart, competent people make them feel insecure in comparison. Rather than work on themselves, they take us all down.

Anyone else in any other position behaving this irrationally would be assessed. It astounds me how many are choosing to let him behave this way. You have to ask why…

Mental illness? dementia?

No no. He’s not saying *he’s* too emotional. He’s saying *other people* are being too emotional. He had it all under control and then everyone else started freaking out, so he magnanimously backed off a bit. For now. 🙄🙄🙄

Agreed although after years of dealing with divas (is there a masculine word because the behavior is universal) I'd like to add we should all be able to express HEALTHY emotions. Too many Trumps. Not enough Hillarys and Kamalas.

He's beyond "yipee" whatever the f that means. He's gone full tippee into insanity.