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What a f*cking idiot.

What a pu$$y!

Yet another white Republican male who's scared shitless of his own shadow.

If I was dc police id be pulling him over and ticketing him daily. These magats are terrified not of crime but people of color. Absolutely terrified. Insane

Marauding gangs in DC.

One can always hope that he rolls that Jeep soon

Wow. He drives himself.

tbh, there are things you can put in the buckle to defeat that.

He's probably lying

Except he doesn't do that - he's just making noise to follow the Republican talking points.

Yea I just wanted to make fun of him though 😂

Most GOP policy is fear-based, so this tracks. They just don't like when we point it out because it contradicts their (very fake) tough-guy persona.

This snowflake is a disgrace to us real Jeep owners. ❄️

Republicans are waiting u til the mid terms to fuck over the Republican boomers they will gut their Medicaid and other benefits they paid into their entire life. Republicans posts 24/7 about everything but their policies. Why? Not popular

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In fairness to Mr Mullin, his parents were so poor they couldn't afford a space bar

Because he's a weak little roundboy. Pathetic republicans are afraid of their own shadows.

It's as though the Republicans in DC are following a script, from the videos that I've seen. And yet America sends thousands of school kids to DC every spring!

Self-proclaimed alpha male is a coward! Just like the rest of them. Pretty pathetic!

If only...

Derp🙄 The stupidity is painful.

Well, when his head goes through the windshield, there won't be much brain damage.

Will we get lucky that some idiot is on his phone and rear ends him and he finds out how much it hurts going thru a windshield.

Probably because even in their minds the problem didn’t exist before they decided to make it up?

I'd seriously vote for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho right now simply because he's not a gaping pussy

When you post something from Fox without a rebuttal, you are spreading their propaganda.

America has a serious FoxNews problem. People believe this bullshit.

That is the perfect metaphor for why Republicans vote the way they do. I understand that I may die in a car accident that is much much higher risk than a car jacking, but I convinced myself it happens to everyone like they are getting gas; and well worth going through the windshield to avoid.

We just need one good roll from that Jeep.

I feel like there might be some Darwinism here

Mark Mullin is afraid to drive around in DC because of carjacking, but he is not afraid to be a part of highjacking our democracy. Democrats buckle up as the crash is gonna be bad if we don't stop the GOP.

That's the funniest thing this asshole has ever said. The sad part is that he didn't mean it to be. He honestly wants people to believe that bullshit.

The only carjacking happening to a dude with two first names is when he's alone in his car.

I fully support this dude riding in a vehicle, with a record of rolling, without a seatbelt. Especially at a high rate of speed. What could go wrong, Markwayne? Let that freak flag fly, I say!

Sir those were officers telling you to buckle up.

Lock your doors you moron. Most modern cars have auto door locks. And thanks to confessing to breaking the law. DCPD...?

Same guy who thinks violence is okay when you pay off the victim.

In a jeep? Banked curves.

With the recent cuts to education, I respect his desire to demonstrate Newton's First Law of Motion to those unfamiliar with the principle.

“Most people…”

To be fair they fired the statistics guy, so them understanding statistics is kind of the expected outcome.

It’s called Darwinism, it’s time we used it

Probability

Lil bitch boi admitting to breaking the law because he thinks it made him look tough. When it made him look weaker than his smOrange pedo in diapers.

He’ll get in an auto accident sooner than he would be carjacked. Not too bright these so called leaders of ours.

If this is the same guy he joined their military after getting there and may or may not be dead. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

I thought these guys were supposed to be "tough"

Threat inflation: This is the act of creating exaggerated concern for a threat that goes beyond what a neutral analysis would justify, often leading people to focus on lesser risks while overlooking more serious ones.

*mark brainless dullard

🤣🤣🐂💩

the latest facts just don't seem to align with their narrative There is an unmistakable and large drop in reported violence in the District since the summer of 2023.That downward trend is consistent with what’s being reported in other large cities across the country counciloncj.org/crime-in-was...

I thought the man with two first names was supposed to be some sort of tough guy. If you’re that scared you can always retire and move back home and hide in your basement. Win-win for the country.

Isnt sad that it seems the only way to rid ourselves of the evil would be to essentially hope for their death? There has to be another way, and yet no one has discovered it.

The only reason this idiot might make a fast exit from his Jeep is if the ICE secret police think he looks a little too "brown".

Local crime is not a federal issue. If need be, give more money to the police force and let them handle it.

Don't these guys carry? So he exits his locked-from-the-inside car with his sidearm? What a little bitch.

On brand.

Birds of a feather?

These people are unserious people

These sad fcking liars

I would’ve pegged him as a Dodge Ram or CyberTruck guy, but Jeep would’ve been my third choice….

May Karma work her magic

Isn’t he the spineless beta who was cowering in fear of his own constituents and what his pedophile defending colleagues called “tourists” on J6?

Tough guy driving a jeep 😂

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but MPD stats do kinda bear it out mpdc.dc.gov/page/carjack...

His little legs wouldn’t get him very far

Markwaynebillybobjoebubba Mullins is a future (hopefully near) organ donor.

Snowflake

He's lying anyway.

Do I say, he’s driving “illegally.” Which makes him an illegal, no???

Paging carjackers: Free Jeep available, just show up and it's yours.

Screw that, rear-end him and put him through the windshield.

Open letter to the DC Police: How can you help the very man who sent his minions to the Capitol Jan. 6th and attacked your officers? What in the hell is the matter with you? Trump released the people who attacked you!

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Here's an idea: if you're so afraid of getting carjacked in DC either walk, take the bus, or better yet - go back home to Oklahoma, which has the 15th highest violent crime rate in the U.S.

DC Police haven’t made traffic stops in years due to a stand off with the DC Council. It’s is scary to drive in DC, but mainly because of erratic drivers.

The dude’s a coward and a moron. Take it from there.

Clutch trans or u not a man 😆🤣😂

I’ll do better next time.

Sadly, my first thought was,”I wonder how many rubber ducks he has on his dash.” 🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤

My guess is he is a fucking liar and takes a car service riding in the back of a luxury Lincoln town car on the taxpayer dime.

Cheeto lips.

Nope

Tbf, the danger he faced that day was bigger than the risk of carjackings.

Was he worried that he has so little brand recognition that the mob wouldn't recognise him as one of their own?

Racist biatch

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Not wearing his brown pants.

How quickly he forgot.

Well he did say he was a scaredy cat. If the Trump army had made it in on January 6th, I’m sure he would have grabbed a woman for a human shield.

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Oh. There's Mark Wayne Mullins, on his knees again!

Clearly not buckled-up during this carjacking..

😂😂😂❗️

Run bitch run

Mahk WYE-uhn ... some fighter

youtu.be/XAm9ZofG_q4?...

Might be fluoride in that water and he might get infested