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lol, is he standing in a box?

But sure protect the freeballer in the WH

Cue the praising of the orange loaf in 3, 2, 1...

Whaddaya wanna bet the only reason the FBI is involved in this is because these guys were stepping on the toes of Ka$h's Vegas friends?

Cannot be trusted. Period.

Patel. Embarrassment, all day long. To be an American.

Yet, $250 million in no bid, nonCongressionally approved waste of money is occurring at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Did the break in the case come when he found a betting slip in his pocket that said "I did the illegal bets"?

Now do the Trump Crime Family Syndicate

Just wait until he finds out about the Trump crime family.

The FBI just made themselves the laughing stock of the intelligence world....thanks Kash! What a shitshow!

Did he ask them if *they* had the Epstein files?

This dude sounds like someone talking between doing lines

Nate Silver must’ve made a very bad bet

"...Brought profound justice in an era that needed it more than any..." Translation: We're bringing you a salad when you asked for a steak.

where's the proof?

Did they hand themselves in... We know they're the only criminals Kash can get near 😂😂

You'd think they'd at least get Kashyap a box to stand on.

What is “La Casa Nostra”? Translating from Spanish and Italian - This House of Ours?

Fake charges from a fake FBI, you cant trust any of them

This is a genuine question. Let's assume these charges are well founded, backed up with good evidence, etc. - is this the kind of case that you would expect the head of the FBI to announce? I feel like usually it would be someone closer to the actual investigation, right?

So why are they not congratulating them on a job well done?

NICE DISTRACTION THERE KASH..... 😵‍💫 Let's talk about releasing the EPSTEIN FILES?

Kash took a bath betting on the Celtics.

Why do they always have to surround themselves with their minions in these 'announcements'?

This is true and very scary!

There's nothing faster than a group of white people assembling to charge black men with crimes that pale in comparison to the ones that white people are committing themselves.

So what's the over-under on how much blow Kash is sniffing up his nose everyday??

0% chance any of this is true

But are they in the Epstein files?

When did he have time to investigate this between running his hotel and gambling in Vegas?

I tend to only whip it out if they ask (or argue)... 😀

Apparently no bags of cash were involved like in the Homan matter, otherwise they would have dropped the whole thing.

Billups would be a shocker…but we knew this stuff was going to happen with the explosion/legalizing of sports gambling.

Boring. Release the Epstein Files!

Yeah yeah yeah, sports betting, no surprise there. Now do the trupstein files.

Because a league making at least $160 million a year from sports betting should be extremely offended that gambling is going on in their establishment. Accordingly to G-Man Patel, the real crime is they didn’t give Trump a cut of the action.

The transnational crime syndicate running the US govt, stealing from 300 million people, is eliminating their competition so they can get their hands on all that money

Patel using the word fraud is rich.

It seems that he is alleging behavior the likes of Pete Rose. Oh wait: www.nytimes.com/athletic/616...

Wow nothing burger

This does not seem like a director-level kind of announcement.

Do the Trump crime legacy next, Kash.

Are they black?

Could be. Could be.

Kashapp’s parlay didn’t stand up.

Revealed: After losing big bucks in online gambling losses, Patel seeks revenge and reparations.

probably will redact epstein from all the docs.

They’re working hard to find crimes Trump & his family weren’t involved in.

As if this tyranny show cares about corruption.

Is he really trying to distract from trump's crimee?

"I've been losing my ass to these guys for years." It's ok Ka$h. Dumpy will throw you a couple bones after his next illegal lawsuit. Hold on during your time of struggle. Not like you need SNAP, you dirty sentient buttplug.

"La Casa Nostra"? What a fcuking idiot!

bsky.app/profile/edhi...

BFD #epstein

I have a bigger tip about a $230M fraud on taxpayers.