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The self-owned fool is failing the test & doesn't even get it! 🙄

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Hey Ted, are you aware Nixon was a Republican President? Since you are only 55, I'll give you a little leeway because your parents were unaware of what an asshole they accidentally raised.

He pauses at the end as if he realized the hypocrisy in his statement.

Tell me, Ted, and you’re doing what about this shit show now?? Dump this asshole already, Texas!

Republicans, always just shy of getting the point...

I will never understand how a guy nobody -- I mean NOBODY -- likes, and who is clearly NOT the smartest guy in the room, can become a US senator. But then, I don't really understand anything about Texas.

Are they getting ready to pull the trigger in on article 25?

Vote out all GOP!

Huh. Oh, Rafael.

Don’t think so “felon dick sucker”

Ted seems to do this often lately. Freudian slips?

if only...

Oh Ted, do you hear yourself

oh artic frost. I will have to look it up.

Or Cruz has simply been biding his time to take revenge for the lies Trump told about Cruz's father. (On second thought, Cruz is probably just a big schmuck. Nevermind.)

The lack of self awareness is stunning from Cancun Cruz. Bro, you gave away who you are when demento called your wife ugly and barely a month later Cruz was phone banking for demento. Cancun: ugly wife spouse here, go vote for demento so you can be dog walked like me. Dude sold his soul for zippo

So to summarize, *those* Republicans confronting Nixon had principles that are totally absent in today's sniveling, self-dealing, cowardly Republicans. Got it!

Do these people hear themselves???

Rafael might have been a man.....Ted is a loser.

He crawls out of a sewer and thinks we mistake the stench for a bottle of Roja Haute Luxe

Lmao 🤣🤣

Wow. We just really shouldn’t listen to any of these people ever again if we succeed in getting past this maga regime. Never again.

My goodness 🥴🥴

is this a self-own or a cry for help

Why is he talking like that? Against Donald?

Cruz should have been tried for treason just for his lies about national security.

Must be forlornly reminiscing about times gone by

So what is he saying? Today’s GOP should stand up to the Mad King?

Does his brain hear the words that are coming out of his mouth? Assuming he has a brain....

Yes, we’ll Republicans don’t do that anymore! The ‘Grand Old Party’ is just plain scared shitless by Trump. Sad.

He does understand the law doesn't he?

Chris Murphy what the hell is he talking about Cruz is most hated I understand why

Apparently, it's easier to be part of the corruption than to oppose it today. Especially if you're a coward or if you're benefitting personally and it's fairly obvious that this GOP Congress is riddled with cowards and willing participants.

Waiting.... their fountains will be missing something

🪞 👀

I like to comment elsewhere that anyone who voted for Cruz should NOT think of them self as a man. No “real” man would vote for Ted Cruz. Well I think this sounds real good in Texas.

Yall going to do that now Ted?

Literally every question that was asked to Pam Bondi by a Democrat was met by a few lines from an Oppo book that her staff put together. Even Ted Cruz can't be that slow, surely he must know and is just grand standing for his boss. I get it, we all kiss a little ass, but Ted Cruz uses tongue 😛 💩.

Blink twice if you need help Ted.

Doesn’t he have a vacation he should be conveniently slinking off to?

Can anybody explain to me what it is that fox universe even claims Biden was intending to do? This operation seems pretty tame even by Merrick Garland standards, and that is saying A WHOLE LOT!

Now. They grift off the cruelty. And laugh at Americans

And, what was the point he was trying to make when he was saying this? 😅

What a fckn idiot.

OMFG

This alone proves that Ted Cruz's "high intelligence" is all smoke and mirrors.

They only watch Fox News.

And Texas re-elected this buffoon twice. Pathetic.

Looking for that SCOTUS seat! 🧐

Look for this whenever they "speak" .. Pam Pedophile Protector Bondi is an expert at this ...

Turd should be in PRISON for his involvement in the COUP Attempt ...

Amazing he can say that without laughing.

They failed the test.

Just because you graduates from the Ivy League doesn't you can't be as clueless as a bag of rocks.

Can't fathom what point he thought he was making

OMG 😂🤣 What a schmuck!

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A classic gaffe, telling the truth by accident. A Freudian slip for the ages!

Total grift ... this is what you get when you elect a convicted fellon to an important post. Fellons gotta fellon. Fraudsters gotta be frauding !!! Liers gotta be liein ! Big time shame on the already disgraced Republican party !!! They own all this shit !

Exactly right, Mr. Murphy. The Republican Members in Congress have become members of Trump's Criminal Gang. Probably enriching themselves as fast as they can, while they can. Prove me wrong. Please...

OF COURSE it is market manipulation! What do you think politics is?????????????

unlike Ted

I was thinking.. Geezus…. He is talking about his own party, until he wasn’t!!!

Seriously!! What point does he THINK he is making? Because I can't imagine it's the same as the point he's actually making!

Jeez! Ted found his balls!?!?

He said this during the Biden administration, right?

right??? Hello GOP you are your own enemy! 🤡

unbelievable that we live in a time when he had the audacity to make such a claim

💩🧠

Yes, I think all of that would happen! Nixon went quietly and waited for Ford to pardon him. Orange Guy wouldn’t go quietly, but I do think he would have to go if the Repubs had the guts to stick together. (Not likely..🥴) It wouldn’t be easy!

Definitely a disconnect brain to mouth 🤦🏼 Nixon wasn’t convicted 30 some times! Where is that connection?

Congress, Senate and government contractors should go through a annual Loyalty Test so we can maintain a America First government employees...Sending ground troops is NOT America First as Lady lindsey is advocating

Knows exactly what he’s saying, also knows legacy media and Fox will never call him on it. So why not?

Well done 👍

Cool Ted. So we can expect you to do that now right?

even Cruz knows what they’re doing is wrong for the country

Marc Andreesen explained a lot

"I agree with Ted Cruz," is a phrase I never expected myself to utter.

🤔

Maybe he'll start making analogies to Hitler next. At least Nazism was an ethos!

i do not like that man ted cruz i do not like his backward views i do not like his stupid suits i do not like his cowboy boots i do not like him when he sneezes i do not like him eating cheeses i hate to see his dumb face smirkin' because his beard looks like a merkin

Back in the good old days when republicans put country over party.

I think the liberal swapping of the terms Republican and Democrat is breathtaking for sure. He doesn't understand the words coming out of his mouth.

Is he on drugs?

MAGA don’t Irony.

❝ We must all come together and stop attacking the pedophiles! ❞ ~ R. E. Cruz

But I won’t stand up! I’ll continue to grovel and simper! I’ll change his diaper but I’ve lost my chance to stand up a be a man. Too late for me now. 😞🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Yep.

Yes where is that?

Huh

The sole thing lacking in that scene is an actual hot dog guy costume on Ted.

LMFAO 2026 Run Rethuglican Chickens Run, while the Orange Menace destroys the country for his own personal gain

Yes, but he’s part of this disgusting government and as a complicit participant, he should spend the rest of his miserable life in prison of his regime’s making where your drinking water is from the toilet. Yeah, I am beyond pissed at this point! 🤬

Soooo, Texas - Our senator KNOWS what he should be doing, he just chooses not to.

But if Nixon had been a pedo they would have defended him.

Ted, not so much.

And with that self-own, he's bought nothing.

Chump.

OMG XD

Exactly.

And yet here you are Ted. You coulda, shoulda but didn’t Impeach the worst President your foolish country has ever voted for. Still you could do the right thing now, we know you won’t wimpy weasel.

And total lack of self-awareness!

Does he know… what? The fuck…

What an asshole

See?

Wait, was this from the last administration or earlier today? Is Ted timetraveling to a distant planet?

What the fuck is he talking about?

The rot has finally settled in and the decomposition is happening. Mind, body, and residual integrity.