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Yeah, he's been drinking.

Colin Jost like ”no way I can spoof that!”

Looks like he was drinking last night!

Someone take away his bottle of Tito’s. Looks like big baby pout to me.

He is drunk...

Looks like he's nice and toasty after a couple afternoon cocktails.

"I wanna look big and tough and mean like Homan!"

Crazier than a shithouse rat

he's so being thrown under the bus next week after hundreds of troops get killed on Kharg this weekend www.yahoo.com/news/article...

😂😂😂

well, in the end, the guy on the right was hung upside down at a gas station.

I’ll let Diana take it from here…. m.youtube.com/watch?v=A4-w...

Ridicolous and dangerous in the same way.

Me too, but I couldn't quite make the connection. George C. Scott playing Patton was the best I could come up with, but Mussolini was really what I had in mind.

Piazzale Loreto awaits?

Good lord. What an insufferable turd he is.

Same smug smirk.

Who's he going to threaten over this photo?

Elon must’ve given him a tab of K. They’re all high on something…not including huffing the noxious gases emanating from the rotting rear end of the idiotic vile Russian asset.

That’s Woody Harrelson in Cheers

The stupidity leaning out of his face.

Gotta keep that jaw forward-manly!

I bet he cried when putting Eau de Trump on that shaving rash

Resting Duce face.

Frat boys always crack me up.

Good god that would keep me awake if later in the day…it may still

Looks like a face a few cocktails in

Hegseth doing his best Elon face impersonation.

Fixed it.

Hard NOPE

This is what this face to thought looks like to me lol

I’ve never hit anyone, but that chin is just begging to be punched👊

Niiiiiiice

That's either ' dad tryijg not to laugh until somone else smells hisn silent fart ' Or Dude on a morning work zoom, trying to straight face it while still drunk from last night's pub crawl.

😂😂😂

When Trump’s diaper is ripe

So drunk. A rummy through and through.

Oh those bloodshot eyes, betcha sometime over the last hour it was more like this:

Never trust an alcoholic.

I’d have to get in line first.

Nothing tough about a man that is unable to complete ONE pull up!

Or “well, I DID my research”. Because every scientist claims that. 🙄 it’s right up there with “I know my rights.”

Reminds me of this one

He doesn’t want Homan to feel left out.

Is Kegbreath representing the Lollipop Guild or something?! JFC what an embarrassment. Oh and overt war criminal.

Hes so drunk and trying so hard to pretend he isn't.

When the third martini hits.

Jesus. myferretsatepepethefrog.blogspot.com/2026/03/well...

Is that his “tough guy” look? It’s the polar opposite of tough. 😂

@atrupar.com The gears are turning.

Now this is a well seasoned alcoholic

Bathing in all his fake glory

Kegsbreath looks sozzled.

Maybe Kegsbreath found some pills in Elon’s old desk drawer. 😂 Btw those bags under Pam’s eyes tell a whole ass story! They are all starting to lose it.

Who's that thinking face looking at? 😐

Soused again.

Hegseth appears to prefer proof to Pirro's volume. You'd need to calibrate the relative alcohol contents of whiskey and boxwine to make it a fair contest.

The oil shortage is affecting Greasy Pete's hair.

🤢🤢🤢

He’s clearly getting a lot of input from Captain Morgan.

yes!

Is this the face of a man enjoying the smell of caviar-infused rectoplasm on his upper lip?

"I should poop my pants right now just to totally own all these fools"

What is it with these cast of misfits posing as villians?

Wow!

Drunk loser.

That’s unnervingly similar.

Mussolini looks like a moron too.

Look Tough (drunk brain)

El Douche

Utterly smashed

Drunk and smells Trump’s poopies

I’m going to go with “yes, that.”

Either side of his face can be used as a before and after warning for using cheap botox.

Trashed

He who smelled it, dealt it

Thinking about some delicious bourbon. mmmmmm

When is he shipping out to the Straight of Hormuz???

Pucker can’t get past the goalie.

NYC #NoKings

Drunk in withdrawal

When you didn’t get the chance to spit but you don’t dare swallow

Just a fucking goofball running the military right now. Jesus. Get us out of this dystopia already.

He is opening his throat to be ready to get his "prize" from Trump

This guy's dick must be subatomic.

I saw that too. She's been ridden hard and it shows.

My cat also does this - when nothing at all is happening in her head.

Forgot about the no photo thing at the Pentagon …guess he has to deal with it in the Oval shit show

I’d love to be in the room when he sees it 😂

Time to update this picture

I could use that as a meme

At least two of those people are alcoholics - possibly three 🍸

Preview of him as a toothless old man. Surely he hates this photo. We need to make it viral.

He just took a shit in his pants and no one knows or is willing to ask.

He couldn't have picked a more fucked up individual than Hegseth to run our Defense Dept. This face tells it all. The immaturity in this administration is ridiculous !

True story Homans father worked for Hasbro and was the model for Mr Potatohead

It takes a lot to make Homan look like a normal human, but Hegseth‘s duck face does the job.

Definitely marinated

🤣

This man gingerly enjoying a large inhale of the smell of Trump's sharts.

Hegseth Strikes 2 Black-2 Female Officers From Promotion-nothing good comes from self-serving narcissist-sex abuser-serial liar-pretend Christian/use of scripture to defend sin-vanity @ personal appearance interfere w/free press as photos weren’t flattering enough. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...