Martin Boon

Holy shit.

Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question

Been told to stick with the Bayeux Tapestry, as it gets good about four yards in.

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Most watched on BBC news I player? Farage getting ripped to shreds by a US congressman. There you go, BBC. There’s your fucking audience.

if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test

Three years ago, Rodrigo Duterte was president with a public approval rating of roughy +60. Now...

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Important always to remember that the people spearheading the hatred of “mass immigration” think that the ideal number of non-white immigrants in the country is zero.

if you shat a massive brick because you were so sure that Obama was born in Kenya, just wait until you find out that our current president was born in South Africa

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The thing about Elon is he's a harrowingly *recognisable* freak. His weirdness is not exotic. He's THE standard weird guy everyone has met, the kind who can't tell jokes, ruins parties, and lies about how good he is at things like Diablo IV. He's THAT GUY, except he became the richest man on Earth.