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how is he saving $600 million on this project?

I’m so tired of hearing him saying “in about two weeks”.

As long as we keep telling him he painted it Democrat blue, he will never open it.

Robbing taxpayers over and over again

So never then.

How much will the tickets be?

Drink!

It'll soon be renamed to the Trump reflective pond, but it should be gold, not blue.

Will there be beach umbrellas?

DRINK!🥴

Most likely not!

Honestly this might be the only one that has ever had a chance of coming true.

I don't know about you, but having to endure Trump's monologues on his ballroom, the reflecting pond, and the Arch D'Trump while 3.9 million Americans have been pushed of SNAP and the Confederacy is hard at work restoring America to antebellum status is getting really, really aggravating.

When he says “open”, what the hell is he talking about? Do people understand what the Reflecting Pool IS (or at least, was)???

Too bad there's no longer a CDC that can shut it down 5 minutes after.

youtu.be/dO9nxRjIv2A?...

This time he’s probably accurate. And it’s going to look stupid like all his other aesthetic decisions Tacky as hell

Is this another Future Rapists of America keynote address given by the Rapist-in-Chief?

I’ve known it is called the “Reflecting Pool” since I was maybe five… You all probably have, too. But the #PedoPrez? Not him. Moron.

Kinda like the Strait of Hormuz? K

sure pal

More shit no one asked for! 🤪

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600 million dollars. Where does he get the material to make up lies like this. It was supposed to cost 1.6 m, but because he gave it to a no bid chronie, the price rose to 7 million. It was just redone during Obamas. Nobody was saying we had to paint it blue and it would take 4 months.

Just minutes after the hospital ship arrives in Greenland

Ummm… it’s been “open”, you pinecone.

Is that two calendar weeks? Or two Infrastructure Weeks?

Save your energy - he is a liar. It makes no difference what he says.

Can't win a war. Can't control inflation. Can't command the respect of anybody, but, by golly, can that man paint the bottom of a pool.....

Two weeks...

But of course! I wouldn’t expect anything else.

True, it's no longer a classic reflection pool. It's a Mar-A-Lago blue pond. OMG, what's he going to do next? Tear out trees in the Arboretum? A functioning Congress would make sure our Capitol's treasures are protected! Vote out this Congress!

Just in time for infrastructure week!

youtu.be/lJhHjACjJjA?...

Ok, Jethro. If you can't use the right name, you can't drive on it again or paint it.

Has no idea the purpose of the reflecting pool. And zero ability to self reflect on his own ignorance and disrespect.

Trump loves wasting our money. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/05/i-re...

And it will grow more green algae.

Open? What for swimming. Seriously does he think people swim there? His brain is mush.

Open for what? A pool party?

Everything he never completes is two weeks.

That should sort out the cost of living crisis.

Who are all those schmo's behind him?

OMFG... Again with the 2 weeks. I can't wait until he's 2 weeks from being out of our lives forever

I swear to god he watched the money pit every day before he gets out of bed.

Right alongside the release of the healthcare plan

It's fun how all the guys behind him are so visibly chuds

You sound like a parrot 🦜

I want a floating ballroom in the middle of the reflective pond.

😂🤣😅😂🤣😅

Uh… doesn’t look like it based on this:

So just in time for the end of the Iran war, his health care plan, and infrastructure week?

So never

#Two-weeks

I can't top that with any available humor. I think this is some sort of milestone. Good God it's only Monday.

"Two weeks?" That's around the time a new healthcare plan was supposed to arrive!

If we all work really hard to get all those republicans out of office in the next election, trump could be gone in about two weeks.

Maybe he'll end up wasting away like Narcissus because he won't be able to look away from his reflection.

We all like reflective ponds - they're deep thinkers.

This historical landmark is a REFLECTING POOL, you freaking jacka$$.

He will throw a pool party after the wrestling matches are over at the White House.

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"We're interviewing lifeguards as we speak..."

"in about two weeks" youtu.be/toOM2DSWU5c?...

"In two weeks"!! youtube.com/shorts/D4TtP...

”2 weeks”—Drink!

Maybe he is on drugs.

Melania is not happy Trump took her Pool Boys away.

DRINK!!!

I'm surprised he didn't put a mirror under it. 🙄

Anyone ever see The Money Pit? "Two weeks!"

It’s amazing that he’s unaware “two weeks” has become a punchline.

At the same time as his healthcare plan, wow!

So, at the same time as Trump's healthcare plan.

He doesn’t even know WHAT he is destroying….people, act…

What the hell does any of that mean? Does he think it’s a swimming pool?

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How about a t-shirt? 😄 www.etsy.com/listing/4505...

"In about two weeks"? Timely as I believe that coincides with an "Infrastructure Week".

My father was talking this weekend about how he needed "microscopic" surgery on his "rotating" cuff. Also, he's not sure why it's taken insurance two weeks to approve his orthopede consult ...

Or is that a concept of the opening in 2 weeks?

wait for the surprise. We will be able to see his face on the reflection once is open in two weeks.

Just spitballing here, but, now hear me out, could he, er, I dunno, like, could he move the #ReflectingPond to the #StraitsOfHormuz so that from the Iranian side the straits look empty, but from the Oman side they're busy with shipping?

Trump tells wild assed lie … claiming the reflecting ponds he saved about $600 million and it will reopen in 2 weeks. The original contract was given to a company Trump used at his facilities for $1.8 million - it’s now up to $13 million.

Exactly 🤬

Everybody drink.

There was a guy called Narcissus, right, and he too had an encounter with a pond. How did that work out?

Exactly

Probably Piranhas?

1) Beautiful, beautiful fish then he will have some idiot pour a ton of chlorine into the reflecting pool 2) The nit wits will stock the reflecting pool with beautiful salt water fish . They will mess it up either way.

⁉️😠⁉️😠⁉️😠⁉️😠⁉️😠 "T W O W E E K S !" Where have I heard that before? Don't those dopes around him see his decline? They look pathetic for letting it to continue! The GOP had the gall to accuse VP Harris and others of criminally ignoring any decline in President Joe Biden! Joe cared about people!

Does he realize just how no one pays attention to his timetables at this point?

Hahahahahahahahahahah aaaaaaahhhhhhh

Just kissing his own fat ass.

Ahahahaahaha 😂 2 weeks

Two Weeks. #EpsteinTrump (we're getting distracted)

Will RFK Jr bring his grandkids there for a cleansing swim after swimming in sewage? Just wondering 🤔

Maybe two weeks after he figures out how to get a few more million to his prick friend, the contractor.

Omg the dorks behind him