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Can someone explain how he is a viable presidential candidate because every time I see Rubio speak, he is a complete jerk with zero charisma, zero sense of humor and zero personality. I don’t even think he’s that smart. So what am I missing? I guess compared to Vance, he is all of those things.

he was not in a position to operate a motor vehicle

"Co-located with the president" is not exactly exculpatory

“So then I said to the President I said…”

In these types of exchanges, the senators have to learn to stop meekly looking at the chair of the committee to plead that they get their 5 seconds back when they are interrupted. It just makes them look weak and unserious. Interrupt the witness. Fight back. Worry about your lost 5 seconds later.

Rubio will never become President, if for no other reason than he talks too fast. He sounds like he is lying whether he is or isn't. I can't think of a President in my lifetime who talked fast. Can anyone?

Trump needs his daily suck off.

Lil Marco was so wasted that you could blindfold him with dental floss

to be fair he appears drunk in that photo, probably can't remember which ineffectual day it was, they all seem to blur together

And Marco sure looks falling-on-his-ass drunk to me

"co-located?" WT actual F.

L'il Marco is a fucking asshole!

"I went into a Back Room!"

“ I’m <bluh> cho-lochated dude!”

"co-located". What the hell you s he talking about......

If Iran was smart they’d plan something big during the cage fight where they will all be “co-located”

"Not at a party"

Co located is not a word

#FunFact and totally irrelevant but the teletubbys once aired in Iceland with the subtitles for an episode of the #Sopranos

Full on Idiocracy

Omg his ears make me think he’s going to fly away… maybe like Dum(b)o…

I did not know they call what Rubio was doing is “collocating” I thought it was being a brown nosing suck up doing anything to get power.

Looks like he's had a few co-locaters

Repugs think the American people are stupid.

Looks shitfaced while being completely ignored.

Co-located? More like co-inebriated am I right??

Aww... Pequeno Marco... Was he wearing his clown shoes?

He looks like he's about 6 deep 🥴

They use our tax dollars to sniff coke and buy $1,000 fight tickets while our vets go hungry.

Co-located that’s a new concept !

Co-located? What a defensive little patronizing twerp

“CO-LOCATED”???????????? Oh my God. I have lived too long.

Stage 4 Steve Bannon face

He’s FAR too emotional to be in such high profile positions.

He’s at his most diplomatic 3 Cuba Libres in.

These men don't care about any of US. My T Rump supporting brothers don't care. They would rather be "right" than helpful or brave. They only care about themselves, and could care less about the loss of opportunity for Americans. It is willful ignorance, and a lack of critical thinking. Sad.

Ultimate Fuckup Championship

Her staff left her unprepared - she should have had a billboard size poster of this ready to show him

The only thing that really makes sense is Trump is appointing the least qualified people to please Putin

Well little Marco seems to have a very poor memory as well. Seems he can’t recall the nuc deal Obama made with the Iranians. Must have been “lost in space” while a USA senator. Just boggles the mind how low people will sink to kiss a ring.

......I was co-located with the president....Sucking his penis just as hard as I could

He's definitely hard at work. 🙄

They all lie. And Love to Party with their all the rich cronies who are funding this corrupt administration

So Rubio is like Gandalf? Always where he is supposed to be?

Totally not drunk 🙄

I know Marco Rubio from his time in the flori-duh legislature. That’s one drunk Cuban-American.

In an administration of worsts, Rubio is the worst sec state of all time and even he is smart enough to know it.

Co-located or co-loco?

What a country of shit people and pussies.

He means "coke loaded."

Swimming Pools By Kendrick Lamar bumping in the background.

He was co-opted

Fella looks like he just crawled out of whatever bottle Pete Hegseth crawled into.

Co-located is a new one🤷‍♀️🤔

Another Epstein island!? (this time a Trump island) Timestamped: youtu.be/VMT5iXMrLOY?...

Cannonball! Cannonball coming!!

Never noticed how long Rubio's fingers are! Wow! Does Trump hire Marco to moonlight as his proctologist?

his eyes were co-located in another world.

“co-located”??? That sounds like an excuse a cheating spouse might use when caught with the “co-cheater”..

I like this one.

👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

"How dare you check up on me, and catch me playing hooky."

With an interpreter chosen by putin himself.

He caught himself. And he had to throw in that line, to stay out trouble.

I guess that was the "co-locating?"

Hmmm Sycophant or Supplicant?

None of those people are 'capable'. Secy of State should have been in Pakistan. Leave Kushner at home w/TFG. If negotiations are taking place, maybe they should be in the Oval Office. 🤷🏼‍♀️Get some serious people in this admin!! They're are all incompetent to run this country! Obviously!

Micro Rubio is Pedolfs diaper boy!

co-located....okie dokie...such imbeciles

He looks drunk.

So, Rubio was the designated “minder.”

And aged. He’s looking Over the Hill these days.

Wannabe princess of Cuba>> Rubio is BUSTED!!!!!!!!

Please test your 'leaders' for alcoholism

“Co-located with the President”? What in the world does THAT mean? Rubio was with THAT CORRUPT CRIMINAL LYING FELON at a UFC Fight in Miami instead of doing HIS JOB working with Pakistan to STOP THE IRAN WAR!

wtf does co-located mean what a putz

Why do democrats act like trump is a normal president Rubio needs to stay close to the president if we don't want him to nuke anyone!

That's why he needs her to remind him what party it was. He honestly has no idea, but it wasn't the one where he was DJing cause he probably got paid for working that one. hannity.com/media-room/d...

Co-located? How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all? This administration is a bad Firesign Theatre sketch!

“co-located” WTF does that even mean? 🤣

The Pathetic bunch!!

So... "co-located" is code for being high on cocaine? Add that to the Urban Dictionary.

"I was co-located and my nose still has the brown stains to prove it!"

Of multiple substances.

Four loko

colocate verb co·​lo·​cate (ˌ)kō-ˈlō-ˌkāt -lō-ˈkāt variants or co-locate colocated or co-located; colocating or co-locating; colocates or co-locates : to locate (two or more things) together or be located together

Maybe he said ”cocainated”. As one does.

He should 🤐

I think the correct phrase is ‘sh!t faced.’

The Senate voted unanimously to confirm Sen. Marco Rubio as Secretary of State. If that vote was held today, he would barely get confirmed. Also that capable negotiation team lead by Vance. Came home empty handed with no deal. And to this day there is no deal. Capable my ass!

Getting faded with the pedo set is SecState priority okay?

He looks three co-located sheets to the wind.

“Rubes looking faded” should be an official AP caption

Lil' Marco was on diaper changing duty that night, so he couldn't be in Pakistan. Wht do YOU PEOPLE not understand the needs of a vibrant, successful Government? Jeez!

It looks like he is updating the president about his time spent in his secret back room, where lots of drinks were served.

And she’s looking @ LM with fascination and adoration…party on?

"We had a very capable team on the ground, thousands of miles away".

Rubio is such a sad little man.

Co-locate!😆

"Co-located" 😂😂😂

Co-located?!! WTF is that?!!

He looks like he just finished a very difficult job unclogging the orange tyrant’s toilet. Another of his many jobs.

‘Co-located’ is a bitch word.

Of course he's a drunk. How could he stand himself otherwise?

Methinks he doth protest too much!!

Babysitter duty.

Rubio is a disgraceful liar and traitor. 😡

nothing official about this clown

weasel

That’s the one where he appeared to be shitfaced as well?

A private citizen. Can I go next?

"You are definitely my best friend Donnie.....you and me.....I think we should get an apartment together".

All the people in this regime serve one master and one master only, and we all know it’s not our country, the constitution, or we the people.

She should’ve had it blow up and presented it as evidence

Co-located! That settles it then🤦‍♀️