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It's so easy to remember numbers when you're lying. Make the Dunning-Kruger poster child repeat the numbers every night for a week and they'll be quadrupled.

i don't remember 26, what is that

It's easy to remember numbers you just make up randomly.

Did they destroy their binoculars as well?

Can someone ask him to repeat that ?

He was playing marathon games of Battleship with Kegsbreath! 🤣

The fool interrupts his Friday Follies to make sure the crowd appreciates his ability to remember numbers. This is a very dark comedy we are watching.

If you are making it up does it really matter?

CNBC has been turning itself in knots with trying to read these posts and pretend they make sense.

Loved that crazy string of numbers that mean ZERO

Only someone who makes them up

If he can repeat those numbers, without a teleprompter or script, in five minutes…I will die of a heart attack.

“The last four or five nights we sank six quantities of ships”

Someone should say about twenty mins later: ‘so that was how many ships each night?’

Why didn’t any reporter ask him to report those numbers in order?

No one else could "remember" those imaginary numbers pulled directly out of his arse.

Four or five nights....then rambles off SIX numbers. He couldn't even remember what he said in his next sentence.

He gets more demented with every lie!

Who else would remember those numbers? And ... no one knew ... they took out 144 ships and no one knew because who could remember those numbers? And no one thought to document this? Does he just say this crazy shit all day long until he just falls asleep, then wakes up and starts blathering again.

Ceasefire?

He just spouts numbers at this point. No concern for reality.

Indeed, sir, indeed

Making things up is all he's got.

Thank you. I said to myself, "Hm. That's a lot of ships." So I'm taking your reply as confirmation that his numbers are bullshit.

youtu.be/re9P9Whm13c?...

Moves mouth, lies.

What the....what ships? Iran didn't have that big of a navy. Were they just randomlt blasting civilian ships?

The last "four or five" then names 6 random numbers that nobody can follow up on or verify if they're accurate to whatever the FUCK he's talking about. This guy is not fit for office. Shameful.

Both Iran and Israel have denied reports of a formal agreement, contradicting claims of a U.S.-brokered framework following intense military escalations in the region. Trump indicated a regional deal was near, both nations have distanced themselves from any binding pact. at N12 News N12 News.

Now tell them about the ones getting through with the permission of the Iranians by using the Larak Island route. Because it seems neither side has totally shut down the Strait of Hormuz.

That's NUMBERWANG!

This is verifiably false. Ships have traceable transponders. Insurance backers, ports to call. It’s such an obvious lie. Why won’t anyone call him on it.

I am going to go buy a lottery ticket.

What's to remember when you're just making up numbers as you go along?

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Some reporter should say “Please repeat them, I didn’t catch what you said”

Who else would've made them up?

Just give me one news organization anywhere across the world that has reported this? You would think if 100 ships were bombed by the US, somehow word would have gotten out? One witness, anyone? Anyone?

Nobody knew because it didn’t happen.

I am more than worried about his impaired cognitive abilities and his mental and physical fitness for the job as Commander in Chief.

Have they "been taking out" the oil tankers?!

So that's 124 ships, out of 109- 145 ships Iran had before they were destroyed and had none left after the first couple of weeks. They build ships quick in Iran.

"Not even the fake news knew what I'm just making up." bsky.app/profile/atru...

Jesus I hope that's not the nuclear code.

He thought someone said what are the answers to the “cognitive test”!

Are these ships in the room with you now, Donald?

Those numbers will be different if you ask him in an hour.

This is the worst episode of Lost.

They took out 166 ships ., I thought Iran had no ships months ago

“I’m sorry Mr. President, could you repeat those numbers for us?”

then multiply by 486... divide by elevendy-seven... add the square root of pi...

Pudding resents the comparison

The next question should have been to repeat those numbers in that order.

Bombings so secret, nobody knew.

So nice of Trump to provide his daily national security briefing to our enemy in a hot war . . . and other hostile actors. Seems like treason.

Canadian here: WTF. This guy has children and grandchildren. None of them care about him. If they did, he'd be re-housed away from cameras where he routinely makes a mockery of truth (and arithmetic).

Six different numbers on four or five days? You can't even remember how many days it was and the numbers don't fit either guess. Our President. A chucklehead to the core.

"Not even the fake news knew it." Right, because in your eyes, the fake news would be all over it with truth and integrity, right? Also, him spouting off numbers like he does, I might considering playing the next powerball.

All sorts of numbers!

“We took out night” ???

They sound like a lot of the figures he rattles off - made up.....

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4,8,15,16,24,42…🥴😵‍💫 I think he is LOST 😂😝

I can say all kinds of random numbers, don't tempt me

Arithmetic was never his strong suit.

I'm a big fat liar I'm a big fat liar I'm a big fat liar I'm a big fat liar I'm a big fat liar I'm a big fat liar I'm a big fat liar

Where is it? Who will profit from it? Seems like a follow up question or two would’ve been nice…

Did he say which one of those was the Powerball number?

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When his narrative begins to crumble under the weight of the actual facts, he resorts to his tried and true tactic. He….. just….. lies…..

he loves talking about how they did all of this destruction in the dead of night, so stealthy, no one even knew we were there...fantasy world or predator behavior? both?

If “even the fake news didn’t know,” that implies that they usually get the most accurate information, but who cares about logic.

Are the ships in the room with us right now, sir?

Nobody because they are fake numbers. 🙂

love the translate button. Will accept help in any language.

They’re out his ass…

Man…woman….person….camera….

Imbecile

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That movie in his head is a real humdinger.

Who else? Any human being older that age 6 can spout off a series of nonsense numbers. Oh, and the last “4 or 5” you did 6 different numbers. Go to bed

Oh my my my he is absolutely INSANE !

Some ceasefire.... ONLY AS GOOD AS YOUR WORD

Who else could fabricate those numbers on the fly?

Can you point to the camel?

He said we’d already sunk their entire navy.

Exactly, he probably didn't think anyone would pick up on that, or he didn't realize he even said it !

I bet he can recite Pi to at least a hundred digits. You know because his uncle was at MIT & he’s “like a smart guy”

The funny thing that his cult will believe this nonsense🤣

He remembers the numbers he's reading

Now ask him to repeat them.

Puff the magic president.

Is he doing the lottery ?

Last four or five nights but he names 6 numbers?

He said over the last 4 or five nights, then listed 6 different counts. Obviously he THINKS he remembers numbers but the math never maths.

“Who will remember those numbers?” I make up numbers knowing no one will remember those numbers.

A lot of ghost ships in that strait

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They have no clue what they are bombing.

Wow, he can speak magic numbers that mean nothing but bullshit.

Prior to the war an average of a little over 100 ship went through the straits.

BINGO!

🤣 Trump 100% 300% 1,000% of oil came through the strait. The reason Gas prices are still high is because Nobody knew it. Trump turned the Oil invisible. 🤣

all those ships, floating on the bottom of the ocean Put them all together and the Reflecting Pool would still be bigger, it was a disgrace what Biden did to it

He took everything out before. Wow those Iranians re-build their ships damned fast

Who else would make up a bunch of random numbers?