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John Healey pledges cheaper marmalade and gherkins in clearest sign yet that he makes some really weird sandwiches

If only there were a Nobel Prize for heckling

Jesse Ventura to Piker: "Here's what pisses me off -- I did 2 tours, 17 months. So did my brother. Southeast Asia. That was at the same time Donald Trump was running and hiding like the coward he is. Why didn't he join us in the Vietnam War? I've heard him talk. He said he should be a general!"

Me when I tell my husband I only have one more thing to say

Tennessee Brando delivers a blistering assessment of Trump's remaining supporters. “It's sad to watch people who are so miserable in their own lives get behind a man who is the king of misery, who just keeps adding more misery to their lives, and they keep cheering it on.”

Deport Nicki Minjah's foul talentless lard arse back to Trinidad & Tobago which I assure you (having visited both T&T & Norway) is the real proper third world shithole

And I taught my dog Bono to speak fluent Esperanto over the weekend.

what a night

Jesse Ventura: “If Donald Trump would have gone in the military, he would have been the guy that wet his bed, cried for his mom, went hysterical, and would be carted out in the middle of the night. The man’s a coward. He’s a bully. All bullies are cowards. That’s why they’re bullies”

🚨 BREAKING: Lula is projected to WIN reelection as president of Brazil, defeating Flávio Bolsonaro, son of former President Jair Bolsonaro and an ally of Donald Trump. The projection comes just ONE DAY after Reuters exposed a Trump administration effort to help return the Bolsonaro family to power.

Trump is straight up saying during speeches that he wants white people coming to the country but not black. I don’t know what else people need to see.

No, they were middle-aged men wearing powdered wigs, elaborately embroidered hostess jackets, silk hose, and shoes with enormous buckles and substantial heels. In other words, our Constitution was written and signed by drag queens.

BASH: Do you see your job as helping Republicans keep this seat? AG TODD BLANCHE: *a lot of words that aren't a denial*

I can save you some time. He doesn't name ONE SINGLE ISSUE. When asked to name what people are concerned about, he's got NOTHING. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

Me on Monday to the two Chelsea fans in the office I barely know.

Spurs winning Chelsea losing

The latest Whore House press release credits the First Tramp with parting the Red Sea - But not even Moses could part Melania's knees for Pedolf these days

He probably saw the interstate highway signs 195 and 185… 😂🤣😆

Saturday we are not rushing farm rush hour.

NYPD arresting an ICE goon for trying to steal someone off the streets of NYC. RESPECT!!!

If Hakeem Jeffries refuses to consider impeachment he shouldn't be speaker of the house nor should anyone else who shares that position because the threat of impeachment will haunt trump the last 2 years of his term & they could impeach him for 10 different things right now

@jaketapper.bsky.social FFS Tapper, you bastard! The LONGER you're silent about his utter cognitive decline into Insanity....the more forceful the wrath you and the other trump haemorrhoidal sycophants will experience.

Trump claims Biden "was sleeping most of the time" (Trump sleeps daily on camera during White House events)

This was like his 3rd glitch during the speech where he just randomly stops mid-sentence and makes a weird noise or, in this case, just opens his mouth and freezes for 3 seconds while saying nothing, then continues. Pretty sad that TV networks refuse to cover this situation.

If you only read the New York Times or watch CNN, you have no way of knowing this happened.

James Burke had only one chance to nail this scene. A clip from the 1978 BBC television show Connections, season 1, episode 8, “Eat, Drink, and Be Merry” which could be considered the best timed shot in television history. Original post

Vivek is vile. It’s a horrible ad. But the good news is that the ad will destroy him.

Return to Sender

A bonus rush hour with vet Ross, pumpkin treat time for our goats, thank Kate

Greetings and good morning it’s the mo-day farm rush hour with Kate

Newsom: "Trump is ruthless. I'm sorry -- we need to be a little more ruthless. And if you think I'm exaggerating, I woke up this morning & read Trump wants to arrest me. He said on Truth Social. He's not screwing around. He's trying to quite literally rig the election again today in the state of CA"

Barbaric Putin hasn't been able to capture Kyiv in 4 1/2 years, but he took The Whore House for a few gallons of diesel.

This was Lindsey Graham's bill, something he felt strongly about. So, of course, his devoted sister, Darline Graham, will ferociously rebuke Donald Trump for this. I'm kidding! She doesn't give a shit about her dead brother's wishes. She just wants the fame, $174,000, and free healthcare.

Republican politicians are *obsessed* with schoolchildren coming home a different gender because of pro-trans teachers, WHICH NEVER HAPPENS. But they are completely indifferent to schoolchildren not coming home *at all* because of guns, WHICH HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!

Say it with us: Russia was never a hoax. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/joe...

The new White House press secretary leads the BBC News. It's all getting a bit silly.

The reaction of that man in the back is priceless Original post

Trump: "You're not allowed to take a tip. If you take a tip, they'll come and grab you, they'll throw you in the clinker. So tips don't help you. We're not supposed to be giving law enforcement tips. 'Here's a tip, sir.' $10,000" (Tom Homan could not be immediately reached for comment)

What the hell is wrong with us? What insanity is inside someone who thinks going into a school to shoot children? This idiocy has got to stop. This time it's in Bend, OR. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

What Happens in the White House at Midnight open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

who is this 💀