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That would be a 'no' then.

LOL, I'm betting no.

Greatest negotiator

Iran Negotiators in “Arabic” using translators for English: We’re ready. Dump Administration Negotiators: Who are those guys? Who let them in here? What did they say? Are they talking to us? Where is POTUS? He’s at Bedminster. Isn’t he supposed to be at Camp David with us?

You mean the signing of a promise to have future negotiations may not happen? I'm shocked.

I have zero confidence.

Any moment now

He’s as confident as I am excited.

Gee, so Trump isn’t a difficult negotiator? Sounds like he’s a pushover

Iran’s set on embarrassing Trump. Expect that.

When it comes to deals, he is an amateur. No one makes a deal like a haggler in the kasbah.

This will be loss 38, if anybody is counting.

It's not happening today

You don’t sound confident - you look and sound like a dumba$$!

i.postimg.cc/KvN6kRS7/Sna... "WAUUUUGH! Iranians are INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT! Why won't you just give me what I want, when I want it? Where's Rubio? This diaper isn't going to change itself! WAUUUUUGH! I want a Big Mac! RUBIO! Get Vance to go get me a Big Mac but CHANGE MY DIAPER FIRST! WAUUUUUGH!:"

Iran refuses. Netanyahu is still bombing Beirut and Trump can't talk him out of that.

Watching it...

Sounds like a coin toss

Fucking loser Magat.

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In between UFC matches?

Not unless they changed their minds since yesterday

RADDATZ: Will the deal be signed today? MIKE WALTZ: Well, I'm going to blatantly lie to you and just totally make some shit up. RADDATZ: Ok, I and the rest of my colleagues in the media will uncritically accept and report that for the 38th time. WALTZ: Yes, we know you will.

The most credulous morons are these talking heads. How many times are they going to treat obvious lies as truth?

Uh 🙄

No, no. He is the most greatest bestest strategist negotiator.

He's confident that the sun will rise in the east tomorrow. He's damn sure about that. The rest of his confidence, not so much.

He has zero idea. Maybe he will blow out oil futures one more time. Plus a 3 day market manipulation weekend coming soon. I mean will they really blow that opportunity to pump and dump?

I um ,I um I'm a well um..... That's what I heard

Narrator: they were not confident

Iran isn’t talking now they say.

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they are not on the same page, how can they be expected to sign something they don't agree with?

No one else is 🤡 bsky.app/profile/midd...

Difficult = hold all the cards, don’t give two shits about T ego

The problem is Trump's arse is so flat and flabby that he's having a hard time putting his tail between his legs.

The Very Special Boy wanted to announce it on his Very Special Day. Not happening. Hopefully, the octogenarian will have his octagon bouncy party rained out, as well.🤣

Gee, you mean Trump really isn’t good at making deals?! What a surprise. 🙄

If this deal gets done, ANY “news” source that does not plaster a graphic of what we had versus what we got and what that cost is guilty of negligence… Pure and simple!

Wow! Persians are tough negotiators, who’d a thunk it?

Its 90 deals in 90 days all over again lol 😂

For the 32nd time, the answer is still no.

Well that’s one .

Two weeks

Maybe if trump knew that negotiating over social media wasn't the best strategy this wouldn't be the clown show it ended up being.....

So, it’s not happening. I am Jack’s lack of surprise.

Trumps bored of this shit already.. let’s get back to those Epstein Files.

Said with zero confidence.

There is no deal

A zoom call??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Iran is going to sign anything the idiot’s bday? Not likely. They will enjoy making him look like an idiot…again.

Smart move on Waltz's part on not wanting to get ahead of the president with a proven track record of lies and failures but it exposes him to Rump's ire just because he said it that way.

So... not gonna happen, right?

more like 39 times (or is it 40?)

What a joke. The felon trump has no idea how to get out of the war.

Is it going to be a zoom call ?🫠

#Two-weeks

I didn’t vote for these clowns. I’m tired of the circus!

The Iranians know Trump is mentally impaired. They know Trump could sign a piece of paper without reading it and ten minutes later have no recollection of signing anything. Then blame President Biden for it.

For those unfamiliar with how negotiations work: it is a near universal strategy that the point negotiator has multiple layers above them who can declare the tentative deal is not good enough. It sounds looks like Iran is using this strategy and Trump is not. Also, hostage video.

He’ll do his Truth Social lie in the early morning hours, just before the stock market opens, that the deal will be signed

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Will Iran give Donald Trump a victory on his birthday where he looks like the strongman and they look like they folded?

So the crucial part of an international treaty ending an unauthorized war that cost the blood of Americans and untold treasure is that it’s signed on our vainglorious leader’s birthday. WTF!

Iran already said it’s not happening. Hahaha. If this war is going to end, Trump needs to die or be removed.

What fucking "deal"? This thing is a promise to negotiate later. Neville Chamberlain would blush.

I'm confident Trump is making it up.

These sycophants all having to just pretend 24/7. Are they not good enough at anything to get less humiliating jobs?

Why does the corp media continue to ask the MAGA liars questions like this with the obvious assumption that they might tell the truth and people could somehow rely on that response? Obviously this is a rhetorical question. They do it because they benefit from MAGA and want them in power.

The whole “understanding” thing is a joke

“Difficult negotiators”? also known as will not be intimidated will not be blackmailed. They not American tech millionaires, bro. I truly feel sorry for the Iranian people who were promised by America that they would be rid of this regime and have their freedom back. It was all a Trump lie.

Translation: "Trump might fuck it up like he's fucked it up the last 39 times."

Lol, no he isn't.

The DEAL! We live in such profoundly stupid times.

Maybe in 2 weeks

Trump desperately wants a piece of paper to sign and doesn't care what it says, other than it can't reveal the abject surrender that a final agreement will represent. So he'll sign a "memorandum of understanding" that resolves no issues and changes nothing and hope nobody notices it's meaningless.

While it would be cool if this happens today, this is not the “it” I would prefer to happen today.

My every intent is to flap my arms and fly to Venus. We'll see which happens first.

Difficult negotiators? Is he admitting that Trump is not the master deal maker they all claim he is? Sounds like it…

No way Iranians are going to sign anything on Trump's BD.

So that’s a no … again

What he actually intended to say was: "I'm very OVERconfident!" This is a true sign of certain defeat.

he’ll be the last to know

School children bombed, US military killed, Middle East oil infrastructure destroyed, world economy near collapse, global recession is possible and all of this achieved nothing that wasn’t already achieved through Obamas Iran deal but Trump tore it up out of spite.

Narrator: it did not happen that day.

And saboteurs put algae in the reflecting pool.

It isn’t happening today

Every day another loser on Air!

I wonder if he’ll forge a signature, any signature

So much for "The Art of the Deal," eh? What a bunch of losers.

He has no controll over trump dumb tweeting and Israel bombing, destroying the agreement before any signatures are on it.