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Hurry up and wait.

Next up: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

DEREK SMALLS, HE WROTE THIS...(bass solo)

Emergency diaper change.

He had a blowout diaper.

I presume he'd already played YMCA?

Raging bc Obama’s getting all the press?

Quick, get the sheet music for YMCA!

lol, has the chaplain been standing there this whole time?

Maybe...

Zero respect for anyone. Zero respect for the position he holds.

He's watching the Obama and Mamdani speeches on loop and rage crying.

Needed a diaper change?

The President is gonna die, as 99 red balloons go by

He's getting his I.V done

Disgusting. He made the leaders of the G7 wait as well, walked in and announced “I’m the boss.” Not fucking likely.

Well, you know those diapers don't change themselves.

Play November Rain, you cowards.

Needed a diaper change

Play it again and again, Sam.

youtu.be/7-9wXQpzESo?...

Or the Dartb Vader theme from Star Wars?

Pity he is still late for his own funeral.

Nappy time

Get up and leave en masse

So disrespectful

Uh oh ... hope springs eternal that it's something fatal

He's had another accident with the toilet lid and needs to be spruced up for his on-camera moment. Maybe the piano player can throw in CCR's Green River as a zany reflecting pool reference to stall for time.

Based on the thing on the easel, this looks like a Medal of Honor ceremony, which makes this even worse.

Has he ever been on time for anything? Are they having a hard time propping him up?

They have to change his depends? Load him up with adderall?

Is it nap time, nappie time,or truthing time?

Hope the grave digger is digging deep.

Never should have waited for him. Trump adds absolutely NOTHING to the meeting 🙄 They could have gotten so much done in that hour.

I can't believe he couldn't fasten the clasp on that MOH and actually tied it together, practically strangling the guy in the process. How disgusting and disrespectful.

Whitehouse doctor trying to wake him up from that flight from France

Is he being made to read the Wikipedia entry in the Treaty of Versailles and trying to work out if the French were taking the piss by suggesting he sign it there?

His disrespect is monumental.

Piano player later tonight

I am choking laughing!!!

Must be waiting for his nap to be over

🤭

He’s probably watching reruns of the coverage re the opening of the Obama Presidential Center. 😂

🤞🤞🤞

According to him, that's just a sucker and loser waiting on him. His words.

Chopin - Marche Funèbre?

They gotta literally juice him up with a bicycle pump. Takes a while to fully inflate Trump, though.

Hosing him down takes a while.

He’s demanding a nuclear strike on the Obama Center and is furious that they won’t do that for some reason.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stuck on the toilet?

The narcissist has no consideration for others. The world revolves around him.

They’re trying to get the meds adjusted between roaring insanity and comatose, it’s a line that doesn’t exist. The former is a permanent state of existence and the latter, involuntary neuro-circuit shortages and outages.

On the sunny side of the Strait

He’s reeling from the Prez. Obama opening

Why would he be on time for these suckers and losers?

I hope he's okay. It would be so apropos if it happened on the 4th of July.

That's actually an okay "On the Sunny Side of the Street," although James Booker it's not. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK8N...

new crickets meme just dropped

plesae tell me that is not a real piano being played by a present human

He probably needs changing after another trouser accident.

Kreml energy

diaper change??

Is that the Sounds of the wrong side of history in b minor~~

He's a classless rude SOB.

Can he play "yakety sax"?

Sunny Side of the Street lol

Can we make requests? Piano Concerto Number 23 please.

This is a Medal of Honor presentation and he is keeping the recipient waiting...disgusting

Late to a Medal of Honor ceremony.

Don't give me hope.😢 But I want to believe!🙏😫

Is he taking requests yet? ‘Good bye yellow-faced toad’ anyone?

Just this once, we'll let you have it for free

🤣

Should've just improvised Dopesmoker by Sleep. There's an hour right there.

Don’t get excited. Sorry. He was 45 minutes late for the G7 too.

Guess they had a hard time waking him up for his IVs and meds.

They’re still applying the spackle to his hands

Or like a toddler throwing a tantrum.

Extra messy diaper change.

This is more tense than a penalty shootout. Is the canular out yet?

Emergency diaper change

They should get up and leave any time he is more than 15 minutes late.

Naptime

TackyAss 🍊💩 fake president

what a pos

what if...it happened...

Because in his first administration he was trying to make Mar-a-Lago the South White House. This time he’s trying to turn the White House into Mar-a-Lago North.

To class up a joint smothered in faux gold paint from Home Depot.

🎶The Sunny Side of the Street. 🎶 What is where the reflecting pool should not be?🤣

Walk toward the deep red light, Donald.

That army officer was just 19 when he first stood there

I hear that pianist is now headlining the Freedom 250 concert!

Trying to figure out how to get his name on that new presidential center in Chicago

Thoughts and prayers …🤔

Smoke on the Water would probably do something here

Maybe he is at Walter Reed

What event now FFS don’t we see enough of his ugly face

Nope, I wouldn’t want to wait for that orange twat in a diaper

Probably busy selling off his spacex stock.

Fingers crossed 👏

They can't find a non-collapsed vein.

Wigs, diapers, and make-up all take time to prepare.

he's dead

Maybe he should’ve started playing “Bring in the Clowns”.

They're creating a graphic for him to show that the reflecting pool was always intended to be green...and peeling.

He thinks that making other people wait for him reminds all that he is more important than anyone else. Classic narcissistic bully move.

He must have been stuck on the golden can.

King Donnie taking a dump

Not turning on the sound and choosing to imagine the music is “A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton.

Do Foggy Mountain.

"Gloria..... I think they got your number......"

They'll pay the pianist for the 50 mins he wasn't contracted for, but only in crypto.

What event?

That dude had to stand like that the whole time? Sheesh…

He’s probably busy hate watching Obama’s speech.

Maybe he needed to catch a quick nap?