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it has fuck all to do with you.

Shocking that the guy who won FIFA’s most coveted prize didn’t know what a red card is

It’s the people he hires to stand behind him and nod and chuckle that make my head spin. Hopefully they all run to Florida to hide when this shitshow is over

He knows nothing about football except the winner gets a golden trophy.

If he still has that Putin soccer ball gift and would like a detailed demonstration of the difference between a yellow and red card foul, I’m happy to volunteer. It would be a great service to the nation.

Feels like a The Day Today sketch.

Didn't know anything about it, but somehow felt qualified to try to intervene in something that was outside his authority.

evergreen, but he really needs to STFU

"Nobody knew what a red card is. Card with a 'D' at the end!"

His narcissism will be Infantino's undoing. Trump will make the transcript of his call to FIFA available in order to fuel his ego and it'll show how craven Infantino is

Kind of like when Trump found out what the Strait of Hormuz was after the war started.

He's a fkn schmuck

Same thing with USA hockey. Excited for 2 secs until Kash is slamming beers and the team is on the phone with the pedophile

Yet not one question or mention of birthright citizenship

“I didn’t think it was a foul” “I’m good at this sort of thing”

King of the World Cup. Everything he touches, he corrupts.

He thinks injury time is when they all come out at the end and kick seven bells out of each other.

Just more of "the rules - which every soccer player and fan around the world know - apply to you but not to me (or my team). Sadly, soccer is experiencing what we in the US have come to expect from the Trump regime. Disgusting.

Who is that little man behind him that is constantly nodding his head?? So pathetic and annoying

Many Americans wouldn’t understand this, but FIFA have suspended entire countries from international competition for less political influence than this. This, from the President of the host nation is disgraceful.

trump is saying he's impossibly stupid

"Good at this stuff". If by "this stuff" he means cheating, I agree.

"Look, I don't believe in rules" Thing is FIFA had an easy escape route. There was no way to reverse the red card but they could have said "We were investigating it but your phone calls make a reversal impossible without calling our integrity into question." (I know FIFA integrity😁)

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This motherfucker's never played soccer or football in his entire life and never knew what a red card was. Shocker

Barron Trump played at the DC United Academy. So Trump is either lying, or a terrible parent. Or both.

The dumB idiot fucks up everything. Even football can't be left alone..

He has campaigned for Balogun not to be viewed as a citizen. He wants him out of the country.

Dumb as a bag of hammers. Sorry hammers

I thought he "had all the ♦️♠️ cards" maybe another reason his casinos went bankrupt? If you own a business that has legal gambling maybe take an interest in related events that pay your bills?

He knows all about stains.

There was no good will We see what 70m of you are like

Stephen Miller in drag.

Fear misery …. Disgust maybe

Yeah. She is distracting!

Some terrifying wife of one trump’s fawning sycophants

An attempt at Mar a Lardo face

a Twilight Zone episode.

Ahhh. Another corrupt quid pro quo guy. Thanks.

Hahaha, what a ridiculous moron 💘

I hope Belgium smashes the US

I knew it was only a matter of time he meddled in the World Cup. The guy ruins anything he touches

Total bullshit, Trump. You know full well what a red card is. Look at this photo.

USA team should bench him anyway to avoid the appearance of corrupt influence.

"I don't know jackityshit about this soccer thingy, but I'm the one to challenge FIFA decisions!"

Impeach Convict Remove Imprison

I hate this prick so much.

Wait until he hears about offside..... Shouldn't apply to the US team.

I don't know what rules are. And they don't apply if I decide I don't like them.

Only America could lawyer up to dispute a red card

What a disgrace. Trump is such a POS and FIFA has been so corrupt, remember the fake peace prize, that it should probably go away

Everybody behind him smiling and shifting their eyes side to side trying to read the room. Yes. Yes, you are tainted by his stank, and we will not forget or forgive.

trump is forever bragging about his knowledge of sports yet he's just now learning what a red card is? Barron is said to have played soccer in high school, so we can surmise that daddy never attended a single game.

“I didn’t know what the hell sexual assault was. When I found out, I said ‘You gotta be kidding…. I’m not paying for that!’

"Imagine if we took Harry Kane out of the game because he happened to hit somebody a little hard" - a thing he actually said

It’s like hearing NO! & following it. That’s why you’re confused.

The man who knows everything about sport.........

Trump is like an anti-integrity Marvel supervillain, Disintegritor, disintegrating integrity wherever he finds it.

And today lil Donnie will break into his cosplay wardrobe and find that old Footlocker uniform.

HAS ANYONE EVER heard such nonsensical babbling?

Where are all the magas that tell athletes to stay outta politics. It goes the other way no? The Felon scum traitor ruins everything! He will be handing out pardons for red cards before long.

Didn't know what a red card was, but definitely knew that it wasn't a foul. What an interesting space of knowledge and ignorance he has mapped out in soccer.

He can’t even pronounce the name of the MSNT player. 😂 The player has one of those “immigrant” names. 🤪

Don’t let the door bang the arse of the team on the way out . Byeeeee

Send Michael Dell’s wife to negotiate with Iran face to face. Iran will surrender immediately

He's like a freaking budgie. Every day when the cover comes off the cage, it's a totally blank slate and he doesn't remember anything at all from the previous day (or month or year). I think he's being honest when he says he didn't know what it was.

He thinks Billy the Fish is a great goalie.

He doesn’t know shit about shit but yet has to get his gross grimy little orange fingers into everything and ruin it. I fucking hate him.

Further plot twist, Balogun wouldn’t be considered American under Trump’s plan: www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

So another whim then.

My god

If you don't know what a red card is, then how in the hell can you be so outraged about it, Donald? This man is insane.

(woman behind the old pedophile POTUS)

My exact reaction when I heard about his FIFA 'peace prize'

That’s because he’s a moron

Trump: "The soccor world cup is all because of me, it's bigger and better than ever, praise me!" Also Trump: "What the hell is a red card?"

Totally unjust but I don’t know what a red card is sums up a bloke with little knowledge but a big gob.

Same reaction he has to most of life's terms. Like that of a child.

Belgium batter this fkn piece of shoite and his team Get this scummy man as far away tae fk from football Cannot stand him

It took him two weeks to make it about him. Surprised he lasted that long.

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That guy on the right is SO annoying! Little smirk flashing every now and then, very distracting, nodding along.. 🤮. At least the others remain still with their stoic expressions.

Imagine saying "I'm good at this" and "I didn't think it was a foul" followed by "I didn't know what a red card was" and not immediately shrivelling in shame...

“Consequences for your actions? I never heard of this, you gotta be kidding!”

Lot of Americans are qualified referees in a sport they don’t watch all of a sudden

I get it now, I listened to the whole video and thought he was responding to that. I see that he was riffing off of the text of the post.

Trump knows squat.

Seeing the Dell’s uncomfortable squirming behind him is gold.

Big stain

It can‘t get more dumb than your potus-🤡 - 👍🏼.

"I'm good at this stuff".

"'Consequence'? What's a 'consequence'?"

This is basically just Trump telling FIFA to remove Messi, Ronaldo, and Kane by whatever means necessary.

Yes, exactly. NAILED IT

Infantino wouldn't know either Nor most of the commentators

I am more embarrassed for America every day

"I didn't know the USMNT was playing, but when I found out I could ruin something and make it about me, I said, 'I must!'"

This is what Trump cares about.

He can’t bear the idea of a global event being more important than him. It’s sick.

Now I'm thinking it would be like someone watching an American football game and saying that doesn't look like a pass interference penalty because I didn't see him "punch someone in the face."

@northfield.bsky.social didn’t you miss Wolves vs Arsenal? Walker Peters got a straight red for DOGSO in stoppage time last May. Crazy stuff — those late-game reds stick in your memory more than the usual two

Well, Maradona is arguably the best player of all time. He got seven in total. So yeah, you can. Even Messi has had a few.

So, he manages to delegitimize any win the USA gets, if they do, by political cheating. The world will never look at the team as anything but cheaters.

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doesn't know what a red card is but knows that it wasn't an infraction! He doesn't believe in rules so that tracks!

He’s got to be kidding. Clueless dolt!

No wonder the rich love Trump. He is so easily influenced to do whatever they want.

In other words, "Hell yeah, I corrupted!"

That bumptious idiot corrupts everything he touches.

He's proud of how stupid he is. Bravo, piggy your time is gonna come

Dum MF’er