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What a fucking joke.

“How are you protecting hospital food from the parasite you unleashed on the country?”

They should all then just get up and leave.

Please tell me that all the reporters then put their notepads away and started moving toward the exit...? Please?

"Do you have any questions--" *all hands go up* "--about hospital food?" *all hands go down, but one* "And we won't be answering any questions about how hospital food relates to diarrhea or vaccines or autism or or or staging a fake murder crime scene for a bear!" *last hand slowly lowers*

If patients receive the meats and ferments RFK Jr diet, will they look and sound as healthy as him?

👋 “Hi! Does Taco Bell grow their own lettuce? They don’t? Then why in the fuck are we investigating them?” P.S. - EVERYONE knew this would happen, just like they knew if we attacked Iran the Strait would be shut down, supply chain would be dismantled and gas would go sky high.

“Hi. I’d love nothing more than to eat fresh fruit and vegetables, but it seems that they are dangerous right now. Could you explain why that is? Also, how much money did we save by dismantling the programs that monitored our produce? Did that $ go straight into Elon Musk‘s bank account?”

Sorry a hospital is not a gourmet restaurant! It is literally a hospital and if you are eating hospital food, you are there for a reason!

Feels very North Koreany.

Reporter "Does the hospital food contain Cyclospora? Are you doing testing on the hospital food for Cyclospora?"

"Are you gonna eat that Jello???"

America doesn't have a free press

Soooo....no explosive diarhhea questions?

Why are they in office? He won’t talk about cyclospora?

Of course!

I assume that hospitals serve fresh produce, so....

MAPA: Make America Poop Alot

What % of the food that you want to serve in hospitals is going to cause explosive diarrhea?

He’s going to make hospital food worse. #ETTD He could just be a private citizen, maybe run a podcast and have a YouTube channel where he does shirtless jean-clad workout vids, but nooooo … the ego!

Ah. The Aqua Teen Maneuver... youtu.be/X2fGzmphx4U?...

"Why aren't hospitals serving lettuce?"

Hahahaha!!!!

Perhaps he would be willing to take them from people who have been hospitalized because of the Cyclospora cayetanensis outbreak? They could ask about the food born illnesses the FDA & CDC USED TO TRACK but no longer do because the f RFK JR!

“Sir, are you prescribing hospital food to help stop the exploding diarrhea sweeping through the country?” “Sir, are you worried that the hospital food is also contaminated with explosive diarrhea?” “Sir, are people eating hospital food more or less likely to get explosive diarrhea?”

what’s hospital food? meats after they ferment?

Well, yeah. We're enjoying yet another multi-state epidemic thanks to his lack of leadership, funding, or even a goddamned clue, and he doesn't want to be questioned about it because he has no answers. What's worse, they're going to comply & not question him about anything relevant.

How about leprosy in Florida?

So refuses to address the SINGLE CELLED PROTOZOAN PARASITE in the room, eh? Of course not …

Do they serve salad in hospitals?

Which has more functioning brain cells, the President or a plate of hospital food?

"Is Taco Bell an acceptable hospital food right now? Why or why not?"

Who wants to go first? …Anyone? …

"Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed; everything else is public relations". - George Orwell

No this isn't how it should work, you work for the government,which is for the people you should have to answer questions related to your job.

"Do consumers of hospital food have the same risk exposure to contracting MAHA Blast as those eating Taco Bell lettuce?"

He is so weak!

WTAF? Are the hospital dietary departments the source?

I have so many questions about Jello.

Healthier food options at the hospital? What are they serving now?

Everybody should ask him how much the brain worm has damaged his cognition.

Where’s the heroin addict???? Asking for a friend!!!

Do not ask Secretary Kennedy about the Donorrhea outbreak.

Also, who can afford to go to the fucking hospital in this economy?! They cut healthcare to nothing and are taking a victory lap over HOSPITAL food?! What a joke.

Ask the questions anyway and let them get mad until they leave in a huff. Don’t stop asking the real questions. This is bullshit. Groceries are already so expensive and now we’re having to throw them away or risk getting sick. This is bullshit.

Be the head of a US agency such that you can address all relevant questions related to your remit and you don’t act like a punk-ass bitch

He has as much idea about hospital food as he does about medicine

Grandpa can‘t handle thinking.

Whuuuut?

“Mr. Secretary, what percentage of hospital food contains diarrhea lettuce? And as a follow-up, WTF?”

All the real food gives me newsworthy diarrhea, though.

Reporters should have turned around and left!

trump administration : “You can only ask the questions we approve of” ..

Lights are on; nobody's home

WEI

RFK Jr. is a nutbag. I want to know why Geoffrey Zakarian is there....I would be really bummed if he's an RFK Jr. fan.

So, no comment on anything the American people actually care about. Figures.

I mean really! what is there to look so stupidly excited about - people are ill because of poor policy. FFS have some decency and respect for people not just your fucking boss

So he's *not* taking questions. He's trying to *give* them questions to ask him. Even though he, a deranged fuckwit, has absolutely zero training or education in medicine, food safety, or public health.

Oh ffs

When RFK Jr can’t answer any other questions about his failed leadership? RFK Jr is basically in hiding.

Their shit-eating grins seem so very appropriate.

That’s not how a press conference works.

“How is Mitch McConnell’s hospital food?”

RFK Jr has MAHArrhea of the brain.

I’m assuming your dad isn’t a biochem major from college?

No medical questions dammit!

There is no explosive diarrhea parasite in the USA

State your name and outlet: Explosive diarrhea My butt

We’re all on our own here, folks.

He’s announcing orders to serve roadkill in hospital isn’t he.

Over here we spell it diarrhoea. Is the correct American spelling trumparrhoea or trumparrhea? Just interested.

"We will now open up for questions. No not those questions."

Science experiment on my counter from a hospital. It’s a blueberry muffin and I’m waiting for it to mold. 7 months and counting.

He is a public SERVANT it's his job to answer our questions!! If he cannot handle that, then he needs to resign.

I'm sure that's ok with fox news, always has been!

Does hospital food cause autism?

I appreciate Aaron posting this clip, but, what happened next? Did any journalist ask a supposed "off-topic" question? Did anybody push back? Did anybody ask a carefully crafted question that was "on-topic" but broached the larger issues?

"I notice you mentioned 'feta Greek salads.' Is it safe to serve uncooked produce to people already in the hospital considering we're in the middle of a Cyclospora outbreak that's already sickened thousands of Americans and we still don't know the source?"

These people are insane

He & doge are responsible for this outbreak of butthole covid, but accountability is not a thing for these dipshits.

Reminiscent of the time when German electronic music outfit 'Kraftwerk' did a rare interview, but specified that the only questions allowed were those relating to their new bicycles.

"dont mention the diarrhea dont mention the diarrhea dont mention the.."

Don't ask him about things making a roaring comeback that were once eradicated or monitored!

What about the shits that's going around?

The circus continues 🤡

years ago, the last time I was in the hospital...food was pretty good. Even got a menu. Don't know wtf HE's yammering about so ... it very probable bullshit.

"Speaking of hospital food, how many have been hospitalized due to the explosive diarrhea outbreak you caused?"

Censorship. Failing to provide information to advise the people on a health threat or to address their concerns is a failure to do his job.

NEWS is what they don't want to to print. Everything else is PR.

The head of Health and Human Services refuses to take questions about the explosion of food-borne diarrhea ripping through the country right now. He’s supposedly in charge of that kind of thing! Who else should be expected to answer questions about explosive diarrhea?

Being the manliest of manly men with the highest of T counts means that you don't wanna talk about difficult shit (that's your actual job!) and if someone ASKS you about difficult shit you're gonna take your ball and go home and cry about it

I work in healthcare, if you complain about the food, you are safe for discharge.

I'd like to see him on hospital food

Don’t tell me RFK Jr doesn’t want to be held accountable for the explosive diarrhea outbreak he’s made worse by firing inspectors who would have been overseeing it 🧐🧐

I mean, he could say the explosive diarrhea is Taco Bell's fault. Plausible deniability.

Coward.

“ Yes Mr Secretary, how is the green jello today ?”

My favourite part is how they exchanged the food pyramid for a food pizza slice.

The effer makes it clear he doesn’t think he works for us.

Then every reporter in that room should have left! Why does he even want to talk about hospital food when their families can’t bring in food from the million of eateries that are contributing to the obesity epidemic!

I hope the all the aides to all these republicans never find jobs again. Can they retain any integrity?

The degree to which these people literally don't care about the health of Americans is still surprising.

“Do you think hospital food passes the colon less explosively than say, McDonald’s or ferments?”

"So have they stopped serving lettuce in hospitals?" "Sir."