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he looks sickly

Well … they did “ call him ..who wouldn’t “

That will literally not happen.

At this point, I think Iran is just sending his calls to VM.

Journalists believe this constitutes “transparency”.

Quickly, like you said the war you started would be? The Strait was open until you n Hegsbreath killed hundreds of children in their school. You both need to be impeached n removed. Neither of you have any inkling of wtf you are doing. You make me sick and embarrassed to be an American. Fk off 🖕🏽.

Trump, when he's telling a big lie

Oil is over $80 again.

Accordion hands say he’s full of it

Can we just all agree this mess won’t be cleared up until he is out of power and if he says anything about the situation as a nation a tut or hmmm yeah ok be the response.

As always, ignore any words following "tRUMP says..." #BS

He's such a fkn dolt!

So his cult believes he controls the Strait and will cheer him for opening the Strait? Millions must hear this and go. wtf.

These daily briefs are only useful for day-traders on the webull chat boards looking to scalp calls and puts. This is just pure market manipulation every single fucking day.

When he plays the accordion, it means he's lying. He doesn't know too many tunes; the same uninspired crap over and over.

It looks like he’s sitting in a wheelchair. #TuckFrump

Ugh.. Is his clean diaper nearby?

Priceless. 🤣

Iran cannot open the Strait as it was.... because then Trump will go in and demand millions from every ship passing .......or US will bomb them🤪 Moment 22

And you know what? I believe him. I'm guessing the conversation went something like this. Trump: "Will you open the strait, literally, by tomorrow?" Iran: "No"

* The Donald Trump's Iran War dementia psychosis Groundhog Day. And His Loyal Fox News Cosplay Trump Administration on display. *

Market manipulation

Yes, the stock market approves of this message for the 28th time!

So basically just another day ending in Y at the People's House?

What day of the week is it?

As the bobble-headed press focuses on making sure their phones are charged.

It’s just daily news filler now.

I thought it was already open? Which is it, lunatic?

Delusional

Can someone please call him on his bullshit?

He's being played like a violin 😒

He means open, as in closed still. Are you stupid?

I’m starting to think that guy’s a bullshit artist.

He literally just says the first thing that enters his head. If it contradicts a previous statement, he just calls it ‘fake news’. It’s been that way for 10 years.

AGAIN?! Please. Even MAGAS surely aren’t dumb enough to keep believing him when he says this. Christ.

He should shut up.

The only people who are credulously watching Trump are the news media.

YOU ARE???? What a fucking LIAR!

Accordion hands = lies

The invisible accordion is getting a real workout here

He thinks everyone has amnesia. This is beyond ridiculous at this point.

It's deja vu all over again. The markets react the same way every time too. 🍌 Republic

*after market close friday

Trump needs to sign an Executive Order making him the new Ayatollah of Iran so he can declare the strait open.

This diaper wearing idiot can't even control his own bladder let alone the strait of hormuz

www.wefail.art Sure they will open the Straight.

"the de-nuclearisation of Iran", aka the deal Obama had made.

how can something so sad to watch be also so funny?

Madness. He’s absolutely crazy.

Like quantum mechanics. It changes based on observation.

Trump thought bubble web of lies

I can’t listen to him— even reading closed captioning is painful. 😣 🫪

I have to wonder what your middle initial is!

How is anyone still believing anything he says?!?

Your middle initial F? 🤔

But if you #TheEpsteinClass subscribed to Trump's social media "Elite Class", you got to read this message early, and buy stock in Enron before he let everyone else know. Why, even the Iranian negotiating team will be surprised, Yet Again, by Trump's "Deals With Himself".

Trust the words of the US president? NO! He has repudiated the commitments of previous presidents & Congresses, repudiated his own previous commitments, & sometimes repudiated those repudiations, rendering not just his word but the word of the government of the United States virtually without worth.

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Just in time for Taco Tuesday

When he plays the "air accordion" trump lying.

the literal version of tomorrow, then

Oh wow no way

When I see your posts on this POS, I automatically label them LIES and continue scrolling down the page.

He is just making stuff up. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/08/figh...

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

Why does he lie so big and so provably false? Oh, right, because it doesn’t matter anymore.

I noticed that too 😂 🪗 🤥!!

Concertina hands: "We're going to make the straits wider!"

We had a deal with Iran to prevent their developing nuclear power. Trump is the one who voided it. Now people are dying and a country destroyed so he can feel as if he is playing real life video games. Does he really not understand or does he just not care?

This continuing descent into madness with the consent of the entire GOP party is absolutely mind boggling to me.

Trump needs to go sit on his golden toilet because this is a bs. Elvis is calling.

Anyone who believes anything that he says is an out and out fool.

When will we get to stop living in his demented world?

Do they just play the same tape every week?

Dejavu?

until the markets close then he'll be back to bombing the crap out of them

Need to give him an enema first

And he’ll be releasing his tax returns and healthcare plan in two weeks.

When he starts playing the accordion the lies are flowing

MAGA! your boss thinks you're the stupidest people on the planet, and you have proven him correct.

Can’t believe a word out of his mouth. 🤦‍♀️

It's so embarrassing

Yeah, demented donut can’t keep his stories straight.

So close to a deal that power plants could be struck at any time.

Trust the words of the US president? NO! He has repudiated the commitments of previous presidents & Congresses, repudiated his own previous commitments, & sometimes repudiated those repudiations, rendering not just his word but the word of the government of the United States virtually without worth.

That must be why Iran bombed the basin Kuwait and a tanker in the strait.

When Trump starts playing his imaginary accordion, it usually means he's telling a whopper of a lie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Oi...

Turbocordian.

The bullshit never stops. How does any human individual live like this?

Someone needs to present him with the king of CONS trophy and shtfu.

Anus lips moving lie tell.

A complete idiot.

Proven liar. Question everything that he says.

And then, boys and girls, “literally” was redefined to mean “figuratively”.

Betcha he has no clue where the Strait of Hormuz is!

He really doesn't know which end is up

Trust the words of the US president? NO! He has repudiated the commitments of previous presidents & Congresses, repudiated his own previous commitments, & sometimes repudiated those repudiations, rendering not just his word but the word of the government of the United States virtually without worth.

💯 The only work that he has done his entire life is working on scams to fill his bank accounts.

And off the golf courses

Fuck TRUMP

Someone’s selling short

That be brilliant 👆

Accordian hands=lies.

Trump is now arguing with truth social Trump from 3 hours ago...