Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan

This Fucking Guy: Greg Abbott (Alt: Abusin' Texas) www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lf9...

Dazzle, are you making me a worse mother

The Browns, Bengals, Guardians, Reds, Blue Jackets, Cavaliers, Crew, and FC Cincinnati. The owners of every single pro sports team in Ohio have all donated to Vivek Ramaswamy. And not a single one has spoken up about his recent ad. www.foiaball.com/p/ohio-sport...

hootin/ hollerin

Can’t somebody just tell Chris Pratt? I mean, what if he doesn’t drive by?

I don't want to talk to any of the founding fathers in the afterlife I bet they smell like tooth decay and advanced syphilis

we need to build a wall around Ohio

Vance is in Ohio to support the Ramaswamy campaign, which is in hot water for an ad in which they promote a woman who sided with her husband after he was arrested for raping her 12-year-old daughter. For his intro song, they chose ... Jerry Lee Lewis, who famously married his 13-year-old cousin.

With the election looming, the GOP is calling in the big guns. Which means having a megachurch freak named Timmy dispatch an army of walleyed 23yo home-school casualties with YouTube diction to opposing candidates' rallies, where they will demand those candidates reject and denounce the WNBA.

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

Vivek has always been a turd. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BJe...

no more running over 800 meters at a time, otherwise the uterus could fall right out

Flanagan: "My opponent went on a podcast the day Renee Good was killed and basically blamed her for her own death. We can absolutely do better, and Michele Tafoya is not it."

I was 23 and got hired to work a job that turned out to be business-to-business sales of office supplies. They hid this from me until the day I showed up for the first day of work and I had to follow this woman around bothering small business owners. I peaced out at lunch.

Scott Jennings hastily ordering a blonde wig with barrel curls off Amazon

Marnie moved to San Francisco and works in AI Jessa went back to school to become the world's worst therapist Shosh is a real estate developer who bought Cafe Grumpy out from under Ray, tore it down and built luxury apartments Hannah ghostwrites books for celebrities

The moral is, if you’re appointed Ambassador to Greece as an unqualified nepo hire, don’t try to do bonus grifts. The grift is being Ambassador to Greece. You are being paid to hang out in Greece for 4 years. Grift accomplished

This breakdown of Marco Rubio's lies, corruption and general awfulness over the years was pretty enlightening (from @eringloriaryan.bsky.social and Alex Wagner)

doing a complete 180 every time i see a new response in the kelly clarkson/brooklyn home goods store beef. they’re both doing a really good job of arguing.

[Kurt Russell shoots a dog] This is why we can’t have nice Thing

the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”

used AI to personalize my Mario Kart. No more weird vehicles, we're all in Subarus now. The courses are the streets of my youth, and instead of shells we're picking up Gobstoppers. Yoshi looks like my dog. All the rest of the characters are sexy ladies who are there because they really want to be

25 years ago today, the U.S. launched its war in Afghanistan. Weeks earlier, Barbara Lee was the only member of Congress to vote against the 2001 Authorization of Military Force, warning it would be a blank check for forever wars. History has proven her lonely and courageous vote right.

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

Pete Hegseth trails behind the crowd while running with troops in San Diego

"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train

Had 2 www.ms.now/opinion/megy...

remember when abbott did this exact same Trump distancing kabuki in 2017

I LOVE how @propublica.org dealt with official comment here, editorially and stylistically.

Holy shit.

This: www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FB...

pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...

So the girl that America's loudest dipshits are saying is the woman from the Cornell case didn't graduate from high school until 2023. The lawsuit says that the REAL Jane Doe entered Cornell in the fall of 2022. It took me 5 minutes on Google to figure this out. Misogynists are so stupid and lazy.

never not strange how Erika Kirk discusses her deceased husband like a make-a-wish kid who succumbed to his illness

Being a parent of preschoolers on a weekend is trying to complete a series of necessary household tasks while two insane people yell commands and complaints at you, unrelated to the tasks.

I'm absolutely losing it. Everything in here is made up (we hired an actor, rented a car, did not use AI, obviously), but he just invents a whole-ass world. Boner pills are a helluva drug.

This Fucking Guy: Susan Collins www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNUr...