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My gold curtains, are like $300 a square .00005cm.

45/47 is disgrace to the office.

He is dreamy isn't he? Plus, he tells it like it is!

He's such a fucking child.

Oh Ossoff has a huge place in deranged trumps head. You can always tell. 😂

"This room was a disgrace, but I glued a bunch of tacky gold shit all over it and now we're winning as a country. So there. What was the question again?"

President Trump's Number One Rule: When asked a question that you don't like, respond with a personal attack.

So Trump much rather travel with Pee Wee Herman THAN Nathalie Harp, or does he mean that he thinks Natalie Harp IS Pee Wee Herman? Confused.

"You'd rather travel with Stephen Miller than do your job?"

He looks like shit! Makes me very happy.

Yes. And this is nowhere near a denial. He might as well just admit Ossoff was right about all of it.

That's Senator Herman to you Not Sir.

Well, at least the reporters didn’t laugh. I was pleasantly surprised.

Note: He's thinking of Talirico who he called Pinky Herman. The Pinky part came from the TV show he saw as a child hosted by Pinky Lee. Now he corrected the first part but attributed it to the wrong guy. Ossoff is 5'11 and kinda hot.

Really thought he cooked with that one

Phhht, that's Miller.

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr also the vast majority of Americans think Pee Wee is awesome (Paul Reubens that is)

He wishes he looked like him forty years ago.

I thought Pee Wee Herman is what Trump named his wee little dick.

My guy is like Sunny D. No juice and stuck in the 1980s.

LOL 👍

Dead silence after the pee wee joke attempt so he talks about his Temu decor. 😄

NYT headline should be: "trump refuses to deny he'd rather travel with Natalie Harp than do his job as President"

You mean senator BDE dreamy face

Always with the insults when he doesn’t want to answer the question.

I'd rather have Pee-wee Herman as president than this motherfucker.

Exactly how an idiot would respond!

And maybe “vs future president”?

So he wants to travel with PeeWee Herman?

The better question would be how does Melania feel about it. Rub in that salt

He said “No, I’d rather be doing other things.” Take that however you like.

Lame

that's a choice

Rump is big scared of @ossoff.bsky.social. 🤣

Not even a decent insult really. I don’t see the resemblance at all.

Do you know how many times he practiced that "joke" and it still fell flat.

"No, I'd rather do other things." Immediately pivots to the thing he was accused of doing.

bsky.app/profile/atru...

Yeah. I'm a third grade emotional equivalent. What about it?

He's so mature... The Oval Office is currently a disgrace. Once he's gone, all that fake-gold plastic is coming off the walls and everywhere else. The room will be returned to his formerly dignified status.

He finally admits that the mess he has made of the Oval Office is a disgrace.

spoken like a true Francis.

Gawd he’s such an immature shallow fucker

Traitor. Felon. Rapist. Mass murderer.

The follow-up question here is so easy "as an 80 year old man, why do you still insult everyone as if you are still 5?"

No, that's Stephen Miller.

If everybody hasn’t figured it out yet, Natalie harp is his fuck toy. Melania won’t let him touch her anymore. She ain’t fucking him. In fact Barron is the result of in vitro. Dolly harp is the one fucking our felon president.

Ask your wife what she thinks of Ossoff….my guess is she’d smile like when she met Trudeau.

He was "Pinky" Herman. Dude can't even get that right.

Pee Wee Herman...adorable.

Is that some sort of dig? Pee Wee was by far, more beloved than you will ever be.

What a dated reference! Here's one he'll understand...."Yeah that's why all the girls you and Epstein had at that island looked like Punky Brewster!"

That’s a yes

Wow thankfully they didn't laugh. I was holding my breath

Perhaps we should start using Pee Wee Herman's retorts on Dump to get him wound up.

🏆

*crickets*

Pants shitting jabba the hut calling someone else names? Hilarious.

So, is this the day that he becomes presidential?

Pee Wee could kick Trump's ass six ways to Sunday and then back again.

Says the most vile human on the planet.

I love this

Burrowing in like a tick!

Ossoff to Pee-wee is really a reach. Is it because Trump’s 80 a guy in his late 30s looks childish to him? Trump’s lost a step since “Little Marco” and “Lyin’ Ted” and he’s clearly rattled by Ossoff.

These jokes play really well with the 70+ crowd. Next up: a Groucho Marx pun.

Keep trying, that one's not gonna stick.

He looks awful.

Sounds like a little bit of envy to me. Ossoff is the kind of guy Trump imagines he looks like

Well, he finally learned it's PEEWEE Herman, not PINKY Herman so I guess that's a step up.

So that’s not quite a denial…

That response was weak

No Donald…we weren’t talking about your penis….

I think Trump has lost that one. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/08/when...

Actually in my house he’s known as Sugardick

Now the oval office looks like Versailles.

Sorry grandpa, nobody laughed at your “joke” and Jon Ossoff is hot.

Trump. Speaking from the gilded circus wagon:

LOL, not denying it though.

He looks OLDER every time I see him. Mainstream media is hush hush about it…Yet couldn’t shut when Biden was President 🤦🏻‍♀️ 💩

Ahh yes.....the name calling.

He can’t refute the larger message: he’s not interested in the job of president.

BOR-ing! Tired. Hackneyed. That’s all he’s got?

Typical of the man to criticise anybody who speaks out against him

At least he found out that his name isn't Pinky Herman

Such a grown up classy response… what an asshole!

Give Natalie a break. She has to carry the poop bag.

If you put Ossoff and Trump in a boxing ring, the only thing that would be left of trump is his filled adult diaper.

Ironic since his VP tried to steal Pee Wee's bike.

He's got nothing but insults. Such a tiny, little person.

Bold thing to say for a man wearing diapers.

President Pee Tape has some thoughts on a real American

Not even his bootlicking staff laughed at that terrible joke

His response? Boing boing boing boing boing

And he goes on to say he sees his most important job as president as slathering more gold crap on the Oval Office walls? Thank god the nation has no actual problems.

Sick burn dude. Burned him like diaper rash.

92mph meatball right over the middle of the plate

(what Trump immediately thinks of when he hears the name ‘Ossoff’)

Grandpa is confused again

Didn’t seem to wanna answer the question about Natalie 🤭

Is this supposed to be an insult? I haven’t met anyone who doesn’t love Pee Wee Herman

So a senator is fair game for name calling but observing that a staffer travels with the convicted felon at all times is a bridge to far. Got it.

Ossoff said “…rather focus on your ballroom than your job” #trumpepstein: “No, no. We’re building a great ballroom here….”

has he seen ossoff?

I love how he deflects the conversation about his fluffer by launching right into his renovation and redecoration projects thus proving Ossoff’s point: “He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie on their apparently defenseless flying palace, gifted by the Emir of Qatar.”

he means 'Pinky Herman'

Better Pee Wee Herman than Poo Poo Diaperman.

Everyone should stream the “Pee-Wee as Himself” doc that came out last year. Fascinating and heart-rending documentary about a tv star who did a lot better for the world than this one ever did. And for what it’s worth, was way hotter.