Dani From The Block

Do we really need to keep using Facebook? Fuck it. And Instagram. We’ll find other places with no Zuckerberg

Fuck golf!

Britney Spears can go fuck herself

Skydance. I’m so sick of this shit

I hate it that Trump’s “policies” have to be discussed at all, as if “HE’S DONALD FUCKING TRUMP” isn’t enough. That should have ended it in 2015.

Kesha smells

Oprah Winfrey is going to go down as one of history’s villains

Before the US tries to return to normal, I’d like to have an unstable democratic president who unilaterally forces universal healthcare, sues insurance companies, and sends random CEOs to countries no one has ever heard of.

This is awful

These are alternatives to subscription based programs. #free #subscription #save

Fire all CEOs

But I was told we needed to tone down the rhetoric

Sometimes I not only thing this world was not meant for me, but it’s actively against me

I really didn’t expect Meghan McCain to become such a twat

I take your point, but that Daily Beast story is dogshit that just uncritically repeats all the admin's claims about what she saved, etc. I invite you to have a better one! www.wonkette.com/p/doordash-g...

Aging gracefully

Linda Perry’s stupid hat

How is this a real person?

Bonjour Bluesky 🦋 🙏 Je te souhaite un bon mercredi 😘

What’s a Kelsea Ballerini?

Each young Kelce brother has an entire chicken

Kristi Noem is a real person

Scientists have found the first compelling evidence that cognitive training can boost levels of a brain chemical that typically declines as people age.

Eat less meat, and more beans, nuts and vegetables — especially if you live in the rich world — says a new landmark study on the best global diet.

CHOTINER: So You created us right GOD: Yes CHOTINER: In Your image GOD: Yes CHOTINER: And sometimes we do bad things GOD: Oh Yes CHOTINER: And then you send plagues and floods GOD: OK I think I see where you are going with this

Dutch late night TV has its take

Just so I’m following, Charlie Kirk died so that Jimmy Kimmel could be taken off the air?

When people tragically die, they are supposed to be anonymous enough for everyone to simply accept that they “always lit up the room”. This, on the other hand…

Honor this man

Charlie Kirk isn’t allowed in the Pink Pony Club

No, he was not practicing politics in exactly the right way. He was a demagogue. He was a racist, misogynistic, liar, unconcerned with any group he wasn’t part of. That he was successfully persuasive does not make him one of the good guys on the other side.

I have a couple of comments about the "free speech hero" narrative about Charlie Kirk. First, was Charlie Kirk really notable for supporting the free speech of people he disagreed with? I haven't noticed that, though I could have missed it. /1

A good way to honor Charlie Kirk’s memory would be to buy some guns, discriminate against trans people, advocate for sending away brown people, and subjugating women

By all means, eulogize this absolutely vile person.

Charlie Kirk spent his adult life spreading hate and fear. He deliberately made life harder for minorities, immigrants and those who are different. Maybe you agreed with him, maybe you didn't. But those are facts. Everyone knows it. People and organizations venerating him are telling on themselves.

Is it really necessary to cover Charlie Kirk on every news channel? He didn’t just have different views on the capital gains tax. He was a destructive force in US politics in very malignant ways. He was killed in gun violence, that he, himself, said was worth tolerating. Who was worse? Nick Fuentes?

The most shocking thing about the murder of Charlie Kirk is that he’s married rather than a virgin wonder, which I always assumed

Charlie Kirk called me a ‘lunatic’ and a ‘prostitute’ and demanded I be deported. Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad. We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.

Like many Never Trumpers and other people with a public profile, I have been on the receiving end of death threats for years just for speaking my mind. No one in America should risk being killed for exercising their right to speak, no matter how despicable you think their views might be.

I don't feel any particular joy in Charlie Kirk getting shot. It's not the sort of thing I celebrate. But I also struggle to care when someone gets the very thing they've wished for openly, on multiple occasions, in multiple iterations, for literal years, b/c they thought it would be someone else.

I just know this will be a life altering eventing for Charlie Kirk that will lead to immeasurable personal growth

#caturday

As Scooby Doo taught millions of TV watchers: if the deceased villain's best friend tells you there's nothing worth seeing inside the locked closet ... there's probably something worth seeing inside the locked closet.

Musk absent Trump has all the political appeal of the space between your balls and asshole.

Doctors at the CDC say children should receive Covid vaccines. A disgraced ex-environmental lawyer who spent 20 years abusing heroin says they shouldn't. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Have you done color mixing?

Have you ever seen those guys who wear hats with hundreds of pins? What’s going on with those guys?