Ashles

"This could have been an email." Aragorn whispers. "He ALWAYS pulls this shit in 'Any Other Business" Boromir replies, quietly. "It's why Faramir marked himself as busy when the invite went out."

Phew, glad that if Russia attacks us on a Monday we'll be back to normal and shopping in Tesco by the Friday.

Just heard somebody on the news say "Protest is a tactic like broccoli is an ingredient in a dish" in a way that implied he thought it was a clever and incisive analogy, and not simply confusing and stupid.

I loved this picture even before I realised how big the people are in this scene...

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life

Politics is just a bizarre experiment on the populace. Don't believe me? Labour and Tory Labor a Tory Laboratory There, I think that has definitively proven that.

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless Jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes"

#23 😂

How close is R'lyeh to the most remote point on Earth? youtu.be/T3OY6fLqZbw?...

we gotta bring back shame, man society doesn’t work real well without consequences for being an enormous piece of shit in public

AI transcriptions of spoken text are getting more accurate all the time, but they're still not very good at spitting out a quick transcription of song lyrics

In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

Oh my god

applying for jobs again

No, but really, how do you get taken in by Elizabeth Holmes in 2026?

‘I’ll Need A Gift Receipt,’ Lies Man Buying $270 ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Lego Set

*Elon Musk raises his heels off the floor and says 'Wooh!'* All media: Has Elon Musk just invented anti-gravity levitation technology and what does this mean for Tesla stock prices?

Please, just once in my life can I hear someone gravely speak of someone else by saying "they've had a menty b"/"they've suffered a menty b"

That photo is a very strange choice for a serious article on a science website:

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Saving Private Ryan For Tax Purposes

This thread explains clearly why that stupid Tesla video is NOT a flying car, and could not ever be one.

such a horrifying ending

How do you know if someone does cold plunge baths? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

#douglasadams #h2g2

Not many people know that AA Milne had a much smaller brother called AAA Milne

Day 2 of the company offsite - unused smalltalk subjects at critically low levels.

Am now at the lying in bed eating a Mars bar stage of the company offsite

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

Please submit your small ideas for fixing Britain to the Small-Ideas.org website. It’s a new charitable initiative I’ve set up to try and make sure life’s potholes don’t get ignored. Working with two charities and a cross party panel to turn your ideas into policy then try and make it happen.

Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age https://theonion.com/woman-suddenly-realizes-she-same-age-parents-were-when-1846849593/

something very funny about the Bayeux Tapestry getting 5 stars after 940 years, as if Bishop Odo of Bayeux has been sat at home all this time waiting for the review, absolutely raging - "I gave that Guardian journalist a press comp on OPENING NIGHT for god's sake"

Could there be just a really big spreadsheet with all the parties and their policies on all the major subjects listed? Would that be helpful? I think that would be helpful.