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Well, my son teaches at Marianapolis Preparatory School, so maybe he's mixed them up.

He could have corrected that years ago but any time somebody tells him that's not how you say it, he gets angry and punches their lights out

The back porch light is on, but nobody's home.

🤦🏻‍♂️ Markwayne’s genealogy 🧬

Poor guy. I'll give him a mnemonic: Minny, apple, is. 🐭🍏= Good boy! bsky.app/profile/atru...

That's every brain cell in both Mark and Wayne's head, working together, to form words

Dumb as dirt.

We don't know that he does.

😂😂🤣

If Trump liked him better, he’d rename it to Minneanapolis… and Google and Apple would update their maps…

Those Oklahamomoma schools / Are cranking out plenty of fools, / But the DHS boss, / Like Jethro and Hoss, / With English consistently duels.

Gives good plumbers a bad name

Miniannapolis, MD. Home of the Naval Academy Kindergarten. Minibaltimore. Home of the Raven Nestlings. MD is a small state full of small treasures.

He's got me messed up. Mini-Apple-Less. ✅ (Minneapolis) Mini-Annapolis 🚫 (Mini-Markwayne-brain)

His momma named him markwayne for a reason. He’s none too smart and clearly he isn’t.

Oh, sure, the capital of Mindiana. I know it well 🙄

IYKYK, it’s Mini-ap’-lis.

Minion-opolis?

We've moved beyond radicalization pretty quickly to severe radicalization. Is ultimate radicalization next?

Why does he always l9oknlike he was hit in the head or having a stroke?

😂

He's just stupid as fuck.

He has type 1 dipshit

So many syllables - Rump excels making up words.

Like a much smaller Annapolis.

Well Mark-n-Wayne both think you pronounce it OR-E-GONE too. 😠

Yep, a real winner.

That's what you think when you come from oklafuckhoma.

How much brain damage did he get from his MMA career

The stupidity of these guys is definitely slowing them down. Imagine if they were competent? But, then again, if they had any sense, they wouldn't be doing any of this.

That’s an OK education for ya.

The Legend of Markwayne's Mullet

Please, please, please, some reporter please ask him where this place is located, and make him answer.

"Mindy and Apolis" was the little known spin off series after Robin Williams moved on in his career.

(He’s not the brightest bulb)

When your parents name you MarkWayne you are destined to grow up stupid. And he did not disappoint.

I think he knows it isn’t. They say it that way because that’s how Trump says it.

What did we expect from the plumber?

He’s mutilizating it!

Oh, Markwayne Jimbob!

The boy struggles with his English as First Language...

@brianoliu.bsky.social Oy

The stupid mf'er that we elected appoints stupid mf'ers to his administration. Hard to reconcile, but here we are

Is that in Russia

Stupid is as stupid does on Will Cain's show.

Minionapolis?

There's a small Annapolis? Is this like just a smaller town, or a miniature cityscape populated by taxidermied mice in little carriages and such?

Minionapolis

He’s an idiot just like the others.

🚽

He's just so dumb. Perfect Republican.

Who is more dumb, Tubberville or the guy with 2 first names?

Is he confusing with Indianapolis?

Beat me to it

lol- you beat me to it by ~30 seconds 😂 Altho I spelled it slightly differently.

To be fair, I pronounce his name is Markaweenie

Not exactly the best and the brightest in this administration.

It’s like Annapolis, MD but smaller.

minniakpolotiaisas

No, no... It's "Minndianapolips." Dakota for "stay the fuck out, you racist hillbilly."