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Well, my son teaches at Marianapolis Preparatory School, so maybe he's mixed them up.

He could have corrected that years ago but any time somebody tells him that's not how you say it, he gets angry and punches their lights out

The back porch light is on, but nobody's home.

🤦🏻‍♂️ Markwayne’s genealogy 🧬

Poor guy. I'll give him a mnemonic: Minny, apple, is. 🐭🍏= Good boy! bsky.app/profile/atru...

That's every brain cell in both Mark and Wayne's head, working together, to form words

Dumb as dirt.

We don't know that he does.

😂😂🤣

If Trump liked him better, he’d rename it to Minneanapolis… and Google and Apple would update their maps…

Those Oklahamomoma schools / Are cranking out plenty of fools, / But the DHS boss, / Like Jethro and Hoss, / With English consistently duels.

Gives good plumbers a bad name

Miniannapolis, MD. Home of the Naval Academy Kindergarten. Minibaltimore. Home of the Raven Nestlings. MD is a small state full of small treasures.

He's got me messed up. Mini-Apple-Less. ✅ (Minneapolis) Mini-Annapolis 🚫 (Mini-Markwayne-brain)

His momma named him markwayne for a reason. He’s none too smart and clearly he isn’t.

Oh, sure, the capital of Mindiana. I know it well 🙄

IYKYK, it’s Mini-ap’-lis.

Minion-opolis?

We've moved beyond radicalization pretty quickly to severe radicalization. Is ultimate radicalization next?

Why does he always l9oknlike he was hit in the head or having a stroke?

😂

He's just stupid as fuck.

He has type 1 dipshit

So many syllables - Rump excels making up words.

Like a much smaller Annapolis.

Well Mark-n-Wayne both think you pronounce it OR-E-GONE too. 😠

Yep, a real winner.

That's what you think when you come from oklafuckhoma.

How much brain damage did he get from his MMA career

The stupidity of these guys is definitely slowing them down. Imagine if they were competent? But, then again, if they had any sense, they wouldn't be doing any of this.

That’s an OK education for ya.

The Legend of Markwayne's Mullet

Please, please, please, some reporter please ask him where this place is located, and make him answer.

"Mindy and Apolis" was the little known spin off series after Robin Williams moved on in his career.

(He’s not the brightest bulb)

When your parents name you MarkWayne you are destined to grow up stupid. And he did not disappoint.

I think he knows it isn’t. They say it that way because that’s how Trump says it.

What did we expect from the plumber?

He’s mutilizating it!

Oh, Markwayne Jimbob!

The boy struggles with his English as First Language...

@brianoliu.bsky.social Oy

The stupid mf'er that we elected appoints stupid mf'ers to his administration. Hard to reconcile, but here we are

Is that in Russia

Stupid is as stupid does on Will Cain's show.

Minionapolis?

There's a small Annapolis? Is this like just a smaller town, or a miniature cityscape populated by taxidermied mice in little carriages and such?

Minionapolis

He’s an idiot just like the others.

🚽

He's just so dumb. Perfect Republican.

Who is more dumb, Tubberville or the guy with 2 first names?

Is he confusing with Indianapolis?

Beat me to it

lol- you beat me to it by ~30 seconds 😂 Altho I spelled it slightly differently.

To be fair, I pronounce his name is Markaweenie

Not exactly the best and the brightest in this administration.

It’s like Annapolis, MD but smaller.

minniakpolotiaisas

No, no... It's "Minndianapolips." Dakota for "stay the fuck out, you racist hillbilly."

Fuck off you POS Nazi.....Didnt you shit your pants when J6 were trying to break into the chambers?

Markwayne is a gallon of stupid poured into a quart jug.

If I had any plumbing work done by this moron's company I'd have everything rechecked

Plumber can't pronounce

When you’re saddled with a name like “Markwayne,” can you ever really catch up?

last week it was intervity

Still waiting for them to charge the murderer of Renée Good and Alex Pretti.

Mutt Mullin? Replaced Secretary Dog Whacker Loosing!

... this way, whether Minnesota or Maryland, he gets 1/2 credit...

Merriam-Webster:

Like his boss, he inherited dad’s already thriving company, & thinks that makes him a business genius.

Could we possibly EVEN FIND dum(b)er people?

lol

These chuds have a knack for mutilizing the American language.

Fk two names

And its arch-rival Miniwestpoint

“Work as good…”

Release the Minnianapolis 500!

Minnianapolis 😂 where the minions live.

But I thought Minnianapolis burned down in 2020?

RickyBobby, you so silly....

Markwayne is an asshole

He studied diction with Tom Homan. They both need to be subtitled into English.

Markwayne is not the sharpest spoon in the drawer.

I think he’s just that dumb.

What an ignorant POS.

Right before the election. Huh. Gonna guess this case falls apart before it ever gets to court.

Guess what channel hes on !

This chud was hired for his brain, just not in the way one would normally expect.

Overall Ranking — Oklahoma is ranked 50th in education nationwide, indicating the lowest position among all states.

The GOP would be better off just nominating mannequins with an R next to their name. That's the only reason these guys get any votes anyway. The second you hear Mullin or Tuberville or whoever speak you realize they're dumb as rocks and could never win anything resembling a competitive race.

9 months after Renee Good was murdered by ICE Thugs 🤬🤬🤬

So Markwayne cowering in congress Mullin, what state is Minnianapolis in? Minni-soda or Indian-Anna. Quick what country are you 😂secretary of homeland security?😂 Republican party group IQ < 100. They don't know the truth so they lie.

Nothing but the best and the brightest!

I think it’s a feature. I don’t even think trump graduated college. I think he paid someone to take his finals.

His elementary teacher was correct; he was the dumbest student she ever had. And since only the worst people are willing to work for the senile 80-year-old man destroying America, this is what we are stuck with.

Thanks to Senator Fetterman that piece of shit has that job.

Thems fightin' words for Aaron!

Plumber and GOPedo protector is as dumb as he looks.

Who's this guy's beard? 😂😂😂

everybody knows it's MINI-ANAPOLIS

The stupid is strong with this regime of lunatics

First it was Joe the plumber , a nothing burger. Now we have Mark the plumber also a nothing upstairs burger.

Lord help him if he has to answer questions about ICE operations in Indianapolis.

I've always wondered where there home city was.

He’s gonna need the help of Eric Schmitthead to figure this one out.

They don’t even try.

Dumb

Impeach him.

He. Is. A. Plumber. Not a lawyer.

Why do they hate America so much?