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They’re going to keep adding blond women like some terrible Charlie’s Angels reboot

Are we flying them out to states and back to DC on every one of these trips? Could be waste, fraud, or abuse...maybe all three.

Susie Wiles deserves more scrutiny and derision. She probably prefers the buffoons to her left and r so no one looks at her.

The white trash!!

The Mild Bunch

Binky, Mommy, Sycophant.

she loves that she bombed.

I don’t know how they are so bad at this.

The two bookends are carrying bags and wearing clothes that could buy 3 homes, or house at least 300 people for a year.

The Expendables 2026

how tall is Natalie? taller than Trump?

Oh snap Natalie got her crazy eyes set on Katie 👀.

Trump ordered his latest blonde lawyer employee on TEMU.

Literally feet away from the nuclear football. Sleep well world!

It appears that Natalie is outside the inner circle. Interesting photo. Maybe she is just Trump’s, so to speak, and the others haven’t accepted her.

Some folks joking it was Natalie that anon-dropped on Katie but my money is in on Wiles who likely is not happy to have to deal with another incompetent ivanka twin on the team.

Glad the diaper bag made it; otherwise, they might be in for a fussy flight.

The dumB dumBer & dumBest blond temu clearance rack!!

The Reservoir Karens

Are they splitting the load of diapers up? Everyone has a large bag now! 🤭

Zackaria is cosplaying Rebecca Falcone from Landman.

Who's the kid in the back?

I really, really want to see Nauta behind bars for the rest of his life.

Real Housewives of the White House

Dug this up from a smartass blog I've followed since the election that portrays MAGA "truth" as though it makes perfect sense. This one honors the women in Trump's orbit (not as permanent as the men). I'd skip down to the categories. Quick read: elonica.net/the-fairer-s...

Now that's a motley crew.

Katie Zacharia is bombing her first White House press conference. But on the bright side, she’ll absolutely crush the swimsuit competition.

Harpie looks like she's already plotting how to murder Susie and Katie.

The Not The Warriors. (2026)

rhymes with saltine.

Joan Jet and the black hearts

I’m pretty sure Natalie is only allowed to wear this color shoe. What he was yelling at her about in that photo a couple weeks ago…?

DONT DEFAME THE BNBs! This is just fucking trash

The Walmart Charlie's Angels.

Washouts and grifters

Yes. Don’t forget Ma Barker.

To live in a simulation…

LOL 🤣

The Wrong Stuff!

Natalie's permasmile gives off humanoid vibes; it's like her face is frozen in that expression.

Reservoir Dogs 2 By Ben Shapiro

Oh don’t forget Putins sugar mama Susie Wiles!!

Yes, she's psychotic. The other is just stupid.

Susan is like the Dorm Mother

aka BLONDE-BIMBO-BOOKENDS?

Incompetence brigade

entourage of evil

Does anyone know if your coat is supposed to be shorter than your dress?

I'm starting to think Susie wiles is not the jenius I was told she was

#Harpy is gonna knife whatsherface. Look at her crazy ass staring daggers.

Criminals

Susie looking way out of place.

Natalie looks like she’s pleased with how the press briefing went.

Natty always be trolling us with her lobotomized smile.

Right? Tanner would never.

And Russia’s portly asset, Suzie.

A bunch of golf caddies and his mommy

She's starting to morph into Trump's mother.

Natalie is batshit cra cra. No one smiles all the time like that.

That’s a huge diaper bag Harp has. I suspected Trump was a human shit geyser but damn.

He only brings the African Americans with him when he has rubes to fool in ethnic areas.

I'm not into porn at all but I would pay to watch Natalie and Katie mud wrestle for the pig

Susie Wiles should never work again. She is stealing money at this point.

Hair extensions be flying soon.

I think Natalie can take her

Natalie is plotting

If Trump was twenty years younger, they'd be two more failed marriages for him.

Marsha Blackburn plays the Walter Matthau character without the charm and the minimal regard for the safety and dignity of the rest of the team.

The Far Right Stuff

Different day, same smile and shoes on Natalie.

Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle for two (more years)

Does her face hurt from smiling like that all the time?

He's certainly got a (Ivanka) type.

Republican top talent

These are the people running Trump’s reality and America. 🫠

Beefy Susie Wiles

She's got a rival now. She knows DT is so mush-brained that he can't tell the difference between the new press secretary and her. She's knows she's lost her advantage now that there are two of them.

Awwww they look so happy 🤢

Ocean Zero

More like Trump’s Coven

He called the lady at his rally that got punched fat has he seen his chief of staff🙄

Natalie walks alone!

Is Natalie always trying to hide the stain on her dress?

And co-conspirator Walt Nauta.

When you run a Google search for images using the word "weird".

Who is that little fella in the back there?

And again, Natalie with that giant toothy smile.

Well, at least she's wearing color today

The Sloppy Seconds

An attempt was made … FAILED