Charles Haden Sewage

We probably need another 19 games of this dipshit to make sure he’s not the best option

Losing to the shitass Cardinals is quite literally adding insult to injury

Be a shame if it turned into a ballroom blitz

Jacoby Brissett complete a TD pass in the red zone challenge

If someone told me I could watch Hegseth be drawn & quartered on live tv, I'd least consider it for a few seconds

On the bus in 2nd grade, an older kid asked if I was gay because I was whistling or humming or something. I had literally just finished reading some book that mentioned gay in the "happy" sense, so I told him I was. It's a wonder I didn't get my ass kicked.

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

A Texas-Tennessee game with Trump in attendance is going to be orangest thing to ever exist

[Warren Zevon voice] Hurry home early, hurry on home Jed York's paying money to get back his cell phone

It’s hard to believe there was a time where I was actually disappointed that Enes Kanter wasn’t cleared to play for UK

Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.

One cool thing about my workplace playing lots of contemporary country is that anytime I leave my office to go to the bathroom, there's a very good chance I'll hear the worst song I've ever heard in my life

I have coworkers who work full-time and are still hungry

Hello in There Souvenirs Mexican Home Saddle in the Rain Fish and Whistle Down by the Side of the Road Storm Windows Unwed Fathers Speed of the Sound of Loneliness Picture Show Lake Marie Crazy as a Loon When I Get to Heaven

August 2: the Auguning

That's the last time I fly Pharisee Airlines

Neti pot but it’s the top vent of a Kamado smoker

Something Wicked Pissah This Way Comes

People who turn your wipers on full even though it’s only sprinkling, what the hell is wrong with you?

Herald Milk is a journeyman reliever with good control but not much of a fastball

One good thing about this is I don’t have to see Declan Rice happy again

Massive gamble by the manager to put him up against the greatest player that ever lived. But, he’s their captain, so I guess Scaloni has got to pick him.

“Verify your age” I bought a pack of cigarettes from a cigarette vending machine

Typical Reds incompetence. Drafting a quarterback even though there’s not a QB position in baseball

“The Queen & The Old Turtle” sounds like a Hans Christian Andersen story

America The Beautiful should be our anthem and I will die on this hill.

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

In fairness, a 6-foot gash is why we're in this mess to begin with

U.S. versus Türkiye the rare occasion where the States is *opposing* an authoritarian government.

New genitalia slang just dropped

I saw this referred to as the Strait of Warm Ooze. Very good.

If I don’t smash this goddamn Kamado with a hammer, it’ll be an accomplishment

Spursy

Managed 81-1 with this five, and understandably so. John Stockton Jerry West Charles Barkley Truck Robinson Wilt Chamberlain

The thing that's really breaking my brain is that if you strip away literally all the context, they've basically ended up where they were this time last year v Brighton: everyone happy, singing, clapping the team, the stadium still full long after full time, vibes off the chart