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Tom Emmer is an evil liar.

Yes it's neck and neck

Sour grapes.

No, we’re not cutting the string. They’ve been handed a great big anvil and pushed off a cliff.

Exactly why the Orange Shitgibbon is flying into Kansas next week because it's going great.

They gave up on Biggs for sure.

Vote this asshole out! It’s all up to the people! If you don’t you deserve his bullshit and trumps hate! Make it happen people!🇺🇸

Why does his face look like an infrared map?

Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. Perhaps Emmer is a racist dirtbag.

So Texas is where they..aren’t stable

Watch that mouth flapping!

cc: the GOP Caucus

That is some impressive political gymnastics. Apparently, when the money disappears, it doesn’t mean a candidate is in trouble; it means the candidate is simply “stable.” The spin is doing some very heavy lifting here.

Perhaps that candidate is so fucked you need to cut bait. Perhaps you have unexpectedly competitive races in places like Kansas and Texas...

"Perhaps monkeys will fly out of my ass"

Just saying, a cadaver is fairly stable, for a given value of stable...

Guy watching the Titanic disaster “I guess the life boats sailed past all those people floating in the water because they’re all good”

Or perhaps that are a lost cause.

[Doris Day voice] perhaps perhaps perhaps

Damn even this kid knows it’s…..

Wouldn't it be grand if we voted in this election for candidates who care about us and our needs and not for the ones the billionaires purchase on our behalf? An election as opposed to an auction?

Lets all act like we are down 5 points and let them have their copium. ssshh..

Yes

And perhaps that candidate, like Emmer, is headed to pasture.

Fuck Tom Emmer

Perhaps not🤣

“Quick! circle the wagons and protect the King!… and the gold train!” “What about the peasants?” “Who?”

Nah, they are unwinnable races.

Your party is about to be trounced. Enjoy, bootlicker! 🖕

😏😂

Sure.

Does he mean into trumps pockets?

An admission of how important money is in order to get the people they are backing to win.

Perhaps, Rep. Emmer. Perhaps…

Republicans today:

"we're abandoning swing states because things are just TOO good."

This guy is having a nervous breakdown right in front of your eyes. Ouch

Yes, that's typical American political behavior in the last weeks of a crucial set of elections: "We don't want to win by TOO much in that district, it wouldn't be sporting. Let's just not fund our candidate, that makes more sense." /s

Narrator: That candidate is LOSING. Bigly.

We’ve got to vote him out

Is this just bad lighting, or is Emmer practicing (and failing) putting on his bronzer to match Trump?

I mean, being a dead candidate is being kind of stable.

Or perhaps the candidate did not suck Trump off sufficiently.

EVERY Repub politician right now (at least in public)

Gotta put money aside for those legal expenses

@dougchapin.bsky.social will retire Emmer

Chapin is smart and qualified, it's worth sending donations his way. He's got enthusiastic supporters packing town halls, protesting at Emmer offices ( Emmer never shows up in the district by the way) in an unfortunately red district...hoping for 🌊

You can lie to MAGA, but you can lie to me

“Perhaps”

PERHAPS you're a lying sack of shit, Emmer.

Or maybe you'll be the next to be voted out of Minnesota, Tom. You're an embarrassment.

And perhaps it's over for Republicans and they know it, so they're just trying desperately to keep any remotely possible winners in it.

Perhaps they’re cutting the string. You love to see it.

"I'm Tom Emmer, look at me being rational and moderate until the next press conference or hearing where I turn into the freak of the week."

😂😂😂😂

Emmer does not look healthy

what a buff head

"Perhaps" doing LOTS of heavy lifting here........🙄

Emmer looks like he is about to have a stroke.

Tom Emmer is Trump’s bitch.

Why is he always so angry?

This doesn't mean, however, that they're gonna call off their voter suppression and intimidation schemes Or humbly admit defeat on November 4 We gotta make it too big to deny And get prepared for when they do deny it Let's roll 🗳️

When does his gigantic head pop off?😆

Money is being around where it is most efficient. In Global Conglomerate Trump Org's and Billionairs' offshore accounts.

Emmer, still a putz.

Ahahaha. Let’s cut and run from NC and Georgia and focus on Texas and Alaska because efficiency

What the hell is going on with his face? Jaundice? Why are both sides of his face yellow??

MN06: Do. Not. Vote. For. This. Man.

And if they don't win, that's because, as President Trump has said, they are just sad pathetic LOSERS! And we don't want them in the great MAGA coalition.

"Girls didn't return my phone calls in high school because I was TOO cool and good looking. I intimidated them."

"perhaps" doing a lot of heavy lifting

I really don't think he wants turnout. Non-MAGAt Republicans arent voting for ya.