Ilpala

Ilpala

@ilpala.bsky.social

Late 30-something guy on Twitch

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They just want the record from Duke nukem forever at this point

Eurogamer@eurogamer.bsky.social

Beyond Good & Evil 2 reportedly still in development 18 years after being announced, now a "solo-first" adventure www.eurogamer.net/beyond-good-...

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I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

I'm so sick of this Austin Powers remix that keeps coming on during football. LET THE BEAT DROP, YOU CRUEL BASTARD!

The reminder is great but trying to imagine the person who starts this grind TODAY. Godspeed.

FINAL FANTASY XIV@en.finalfantasyxiv.com

If you haven't completed your legion of Yo-kai yet, now is the time! ⌚ sqex.to/NtGie You'll have until October 5 to gather Yo-kai Medals and redeem a variety of minions, mounts, and many other wibbly-wobbly rewards! 👻

If this aint in an ad by the end of the week, he's fucking up

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.

I just...can't get over how many ways there were to not have that specific ending for Dallas. Take more than one second before chucking the ball out of bounds on third and goal. Don't kick a touchback that runs no time off. Just CARRY THE GUY BACKWARDS FOR A SECOND AFTER HE CATCHES IT.

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Pet project: 1) Advanced PS1/N64 game extraction (+all animations). 2) Website where you can browse and compare models, textures, animations, FMVs, for preservation. Already have FF7, Mega Man Legends 1 and 2 and MediEvil fully ripped. #FF7 #FinalFantasy #FFVII #PS1 #PSX #RetroGame #N64

This is the assignment of the decade. Break up these goddamn rackets and salt the earth they stood on

More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social

BREAKING: The state of New York is suing Polymarket, claiming the company operates an illegal gambling platform in violation of state gambling laws.

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📢🔴Tonight. Replaying a favorite of mine. Blue Dragon. Akira Toriyama really said "What if Poop was a monster you could fight." And Sakaguchi went... "YUP!!!". Anyways. Like ~6 or ~7pm. 🫴🏾🤌🏾🫴🏾🤌🏾 twitch.tv/dyvone

"Do not elect, JD." Good advice!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "The message is don't give power to the crazy people who started these problems in the first place. If you're frustrated about high prices, you have every reason to be."

Really is wild how many different variants there are on these anti-Talarico "Ooga booga! Trans people! Six genders! Be scared!" commercials. Pretty sure people are gonna be more worried about six dollar diesel.

So I saw Resident Evil. Great time! Fun film even if I didn't vibe with the ending. HOWEVER. Due to the time constraints of the people I saw it with I ended up seeing it in 4DX and that was probably the worst movie-going experience of my life. And that was a 90 minute film! Odyssey? I'd shoot myse

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People were saying he's becoming the "Azure Dragoon" now that he has the Eye of Nidhogg Motherfucker, he's the BISHOP of Rome and his name is XIV. He's gonna form Ascalon from that thing. He's THORDAN!

Elle@elleisanisland.bsky.social

Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb

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"why does the left distrust AI" certainly has plenty to do with the technology itself but at its core I think it is about the fact that everyone building it is a wannabe fascist oligarch and nobody trusts them on a god damn thing

ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com

way to go, you fucking morons. I hope you're happy with how things are going

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There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Talarico: "I oppose trans athletes playing in girls' sports if it endangers safety or fairness"

I saw Akira in IMAX. Akira the movie is good. Seeing a subtitled movie in IMAX was possibly a mistake. I also think I just need to bring earplugs to the movies.

I'm actually thinking it just didn't know what the fuck to do with me.

Ilpala@ilpala.bsky.social

How the heck is calling it a pill bug indicating that I'm from the DC area? I mean I did live in Alexandria for like half a year as a kid but there's just no way. They're pill bugs down south too.

How the heck is calling it a pill bug indicating that I'm from the DC area? I mean I did live in Alexandria for like half a year as a kid but there's just no way. They're pill bugs down south too.

Good of them to finally find their dignity but they should've just done this from the start.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

New in PN: Disney runs out of patience with Brendan Carr’s bullsh*t "For over a year, ABC tried to appease the Trump administration. That era is now over. On Tuesday, ABC, its parent company Disney, and eight ABC-owned stations sued Carr and the FCC for grossly violating the First Amendment."

Prolly gonna do more XIV streaming after work today, relic memory stuff, weekly unreal, and if I’m still going maybe getting my balmung alt further