Birth Tourist

Yeah. It was ours, bitcj.

Real art isn't meant to coddle you. It's also not meant to challenge your preconceptions or evoke an emotional response. It's meant to be annoying

Boo fucking hoo. Suck a million dicks.

Mahomes is sundowning.

For a dude who notoriously doesn't read anything at all, this is a big ask.

what even is a "swing"

Jack Palance's face was literally too much for me as a child

I need someone to take the 8 Mile final battle rap and replace lose yourself with the first verse of Down In It by NIN. That’s my dream

i bet jack black makes some really annoying noises when he busts

1. This rips 2. This also sucks That's fine. It can be that way.

Nathan Fielder as Batman and he just keeps saying "ok" to the Joker until he fucking kills himself

Fuck this rizzless zero.

This account is a great follow.

He is imagining his dick and what it looks like. Looking for clues about how big the dick is and its characteristics. "Nothing wrong with it, of course," as he said. I appreciate his candor.

In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

When the pizza guy pulls up then leaves again

Malik Mustapha coming downhill is a beta test for cold fusion

do you disavow Bluesky? wow. damn. that was quick. fair enough

Both Talarico and The Bulwark are kinda sus, but this is exactly the truth. The richest guy in the world is trying to buy Texas wholesale and as many other areas/seats/politicians as he can. This isn't "rich guy buys favors" stuff on the same level that we have always been used to.

Who’s your favorite sitcom sidekick?

Fuck this doofus forever, and tell your parents that he is not what you thought he was 10 years ago. Teach them that he fucking sucks.

EARN YOUR SUNDAY (ad shows someone calling Lowe's to come replace their AC filter)

There are about 15 accounts that really make this The App for Sports. Late night football rips.

I dig it for Raiola. Fuck Nebraska, imo.

SARK’D FOR DEATH

Had to mute “Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes You Can See Everything” because I’ve never wanted to go colder into a movie

Americans, please don’t worry about your child coming home from school a different sex. Worry about your child not coming home from school because they were shot to death.

Fotos com trilha sonora

Darrell Porter, 1976 #Brewers #Baseball

I will simply never respect a libertarian

What in the motherfuck is going on, man? What are we doing? Goddamn.

The Republican Party’s biggest donor.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Kirk Cousins moves like he's walking at the bottom of a swimming pool