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Looking for his kiddos...

The sequel to "Elf on the Shelf"?

i will combust

Eggs

Pray that no butcher finds him.

@ignoblewretch.bsky.social what will he buy tho

we were so caught up in the potential deadly harm they may cause to our hypothetical children that we never considered that 30 to 50 feral hogs could, in fact, become the key to fixing the american economy

Tired: bull in a China shop…

hey @edsbs.bsky.social, thought you should see this

His dead brothers

These LOW LOW Prices have me going HOG wild!

heyyyy daaaamnnnn

He's getting pasta hes cooking for the Family tonight.

damn ur right bro 💯

Javelina en la tienda?? Ay ay ay

cya latr little orange guy

noooooo

damn u guys like the boar in da store huh

Boarittos

Some things to swine and dine another boar

*brian cox voice* BOAR IN THE STORE

he's looking for a dang bag of dots pretzels. i can see the hankerin on his face